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What are the bets for return? When will Keffals return to the internet and X again? My bet late september - early october.
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I have a hunch he might return around election time and try to piggyback off of that to stay relevant.
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As a thought experiement, I'm racking my brain trying to think of anything else he COULD do and I can't really think of anything.
I mean even in the attention economy media space, his creepypasta channel lasted like 2 episodes.
That format is too structured. It requires focus on the merits of the work product of the show itself. That's actual work with skills and effort and such - it's a big ask of K dog, I think it' beyond really where he can go.
He got a taste of "breadtube" type reaction mining where you just wind up emotionally dysfunctional people while you are super high
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If I saw this somewhere as a job description I would definitely click on it to find out more.
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I expect when the US elections near their zenith. Canadian elections are happening soon but I don't see as many people caring about that, which would translate to unlikely activity. Of course, if a trans person gets arrested or killed in this time frame that probability shoots up.
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I'd guess it's when the money runs out and his "wife" gets tired of footing the bill so a hunchbacked enuch can sit around the house all day getting stoned and crying.
Lucas's money supplies is limited and non-renewable. He can talk all he wants about getting a job but it ain't easy where he's at and it's not like he has the actual ability to hold onto a real job anyway. He has no work ethic, no usable skills and his very appearance and demeanour is very off=putting to normal folks.
So he either gets some type of "work at home data entry job" where he will last a week or two and get canned after he missed his deadlines the second time or he tries to get a local job where he has to interact with the public on a regular basis, show up on time and work a full shift without crying or shooting up some meth.
So yah I just don't see that happening. Lucas will come krawling back to the internet once he has no choice. The bigger question is "what will be left for him to pick up" and how much of his audience will return to feed him.
Streaming isn't something you can just abandon for months at a time then expect your audience and pay piggies to just show up again and feed you the second you come back.
Lucas's time in the spotlight is over. He got by on being the DKF guy and now no one cares about that so he will have to actually do something to create khanent for his pay pigs to consume.
It's my bet he pulls the typical tranny move and goes back home to live with Mommy once his "wife" kicks him out and lives forever after off her pension and welfare until he 41% himself at age 50.
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You are quite optimistic about Lucas reaching 50.
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I hope the undomesticated pajeets of leafland shit in her driveway repeatedly and he tries to complain online and gets cancelled AGAIN for it.
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It's hard to find an online presence more disturbing and repulsive than Boogie. But somehow this soyfag managed it. The problem with being that way is nobody likes a faggot. Especially the ones who pretend to be females and larp as a commie pos.
I usually say that I don't want Keffals to 41%. Just not to give him ammo to spit at the farms for no good reason. Now my opinion has changed. I want him to die and die painfully. Maybe through axe wound crotch rot, a stinking, rotting diseased fake pussy issue. Something that is so horrendously foul smelling that people across the street in their houses can smell the whiff of rotting inside out foreskin emanating from this cunts fake cunt.
Eventually they form a posse, to go find the source of the smell and it leads them to his door. Armed with pitchforks and a sturdy rope they hog tie him and drag him to the woods. Crying about his fame, and how he took down kiwi farms once and for all, they hoist him up the tallest tree.
It was a good day. And we can but dream it happens. Soon.
I usually say that I don't want Keffals to 41%. Just not to give him ammo to spit at the farms for no good reason. Now my opinion has changed. I want him to die and die painfully. Maybe through axe wound crotch rot, a stinking, rotting diseased fake pussy issue. Something that is so horrendously foul smelling that people across the street in their houses can smell the whiff of rotting inside out foreskin emanating from this cunts fake cunt.
Eventually they form a posse, to go find the source of the smell and it leads them to his door. Armed with pitchforks and a sturdy rope they hog tie him and drag him to the woods. Crying about his fame, and how he took down kiwi farms once and for all, they hoist him up the tallest tree.
It was a good day. And we can but dream it happens. Soon.
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Keffals says he is "working" a "job" at an Italian cafe. Good for him, I guess.
Presumably not so good for his employer, who has to accommodate Lucas's debilitating fibromyalgia, and customers who have to interact with a tranny, but not my problem.
Presumably not so good for his employer, who has to accommodate Lucas's debilitating fibromyalgia, and customers who have to interact with a tranny, but not my problem.
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Fuck you...
That's not a suicide note.
Keffals mt dude... I'll say something positive if you neck yourself... Particularly if you do it in a catholic area of NI. I mean the Catholic church there cozies up to Pikies (ie knackers) you'd be a step up for them...
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So is this the end of Cuckas's online presence? Some say the brightest comets last the shortest. Though he tried to become KF's nightmare, he only ended up making the site stronger than ever and able to help other censored sites, and before DKF he provided us with a Niagara Falls worth of milk every day, so I'm glad he got to be with us. With Tommy Tooter also getting a job, it's like the end of an era for lolcows: irate trannies who really REALLY hate KF are out, Vtumors and other degenerate yet mainstream ecelebs/streamers (Rekeita, JuJu the Cow, etc) are in. This site's culture really has shifted since Keffals' thread was made, which kind of makes me sad because phone sex girls with anime avatars and popular media personalities with fetish skeletons in their closet are far less entertaining than trannies who think the internet is SERIOUS BIDNESS or untalented artists who act like their privileged lives are the ultimate torture so they can spend all day online, not practicing their craft.
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Well, you know, if Keffails actually has a proper job then good for him.
Though I'm still sure he'll fuck that up somehow, probably stealing from the register (but I guess that's harder now that most transactions are done via cards).
Though I'm still sure he'll fuck that up somehow, probably stealing from the register (but I guess that's harder now that most transactions are done via cards).
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Seriously, if he’s stopped being a lolcow (or at least, as much as you can while being a fat tranny) then I wish him all the best. But I’m not seeing any self-awareness in that post. If anything, he seems to be doubling down on the idea that his downfall was everyone else’s fault.
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Yeah. He really seems to forget that it was HIM who decided to poke hornet's nests expecting not to be stung. But hey if he thinks he is better now more power to him. Just don't expect to loose your past. It will follow you wherever you go
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Is he still in Ireland? How is he allowed to work?
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My guess is that it's an under the table job, which explains why he was able to get it in the first place. Of course Lucas is retarded enough to put it out there.
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True. Unless he's not getting paid for it or something either, I guess.
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I suspect he's already back on Twitter using an alt to shitpost, and that the official Keffals return will be in the form of a video claiming he attempted suicide (this will be a lie).
As for when that happens, who knows, so I'll just say December since it is the most magical time of year.
Far be it from me to call a habitual liar a liar but I think Keffals the liar is lying again. I think he took a photo of his coffee in a cafe then spun this straw into the gold of how he is owning the haters and living his best life every day. Also why did we need to know about him having sex? Gross.Keffals says he is "working" a "job" at an Italian cafe. Good for him, I guess.
Is it the part of Ireland that's still in the UK? Either way, I think I lot of EU countries allow non-residents to work under very strict limitations, it's why half the UK's bar staff are Australian.