Horrorcow smartschoolboy9 / Stefanie Schoolie / truth_sticks_11 - Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.

Well, who to thunk? Nothing yet. On a thread asking for the Discord link.
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Let's get ready for the worst. I saw this on the Sharty thread and I don't think it has been shared here.
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This account fits very well with what else we know about his Doncaster exploits. Sandwich box with mirror, found not guilty because he asked inappropriate questions to girls, was writing a book. This implies he has been at it at least since 1994, has some Indian in him (vindicating some posters here) and wore a different uniform. Really the only thing that doesn't fit is his apparent death.

If he visited Doncaster Pride it could mean he either still has some sort of link to the city or just attended Pride. I've to guess is the latter, which means that people in Portsmouth next year may be looking forward to seeing him. We've established his mother moved and passed away, the rest of his family apparently also moved but didn't have as good a relationship with. Liking Pride events like drag shows could explain his fixation with caked faces, heeled boots and school uniforms.
 
Just rescanned through that archive video. He looks remarkably unfiltered in the image on the left of the screenshot.

Also you can hear him tugging the hog and staring at the mirror at 27:20ish. Its the same video where his forehead does some fucked up filter/artifact - it's around 27:44.
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His fingers holding the phone are obviously a different color which leads to the continued suspicion that he's painting his skin.

Also his recent post appearing in a blonde wig saying he's of northern European descent (unprovoked)... Really got a feeling that's an attempt to lead us off the idea he's at the very least mixed.

I don't think the pics we have of him actually look anything like him. I think he's wearing a latex fetish mask with an open mouth, padding his cheeks underneath it, possibly with bra inserts.

I also believe he's padding his body with a pillow or some sort of foam form as the "fat" doesn't move or curve in the way actual corpulence does when he's dancing.

I think the "tight bands" he's been mentioned as wearing are to keep the paddings in place.
 
Mary-Anne
A steely Dan
I think I hear a running tram
Go back in time
Not out of time
I think I'd like a little lemon and liche


Apparently zoomers on TT say that Mary-Anne is bong slang for ladyboy and a running tram is gang rape.
In other words, your average India experience.

He most likely have an Indian last name. David Singh or something like that.
 
What are the chances that some pedos set up the subreddit to divert the investigation and distract everyone?
I had the same idea tbh and considering truth_sticks_11 starts larping as a concerned mother it is worth some consideration.

But I think the answer is much simpler: the people "making" the investigation are a bunch of idiots and they blew it. They didn't maliciously allow massive YouTubers to expose massive amounts of people to a manhunt before having anything tangible to show the authorities, they just were hungry enough for recognition so they didn't think about it. And now the main effort to track David is headed by fucking chidren and people with the emotional maturity of children that refuse to be transparent with their community about what they are doing, so you've a clearly restless bunch of people that use what little is publicly available to make justice of their own.

All the fuckers at the top have to do is say 'we are in contact with South Yorkshire PD or law enforcement from wherever we believe he is now and they are looking into our evidence log', pin it and that would be it. But the fucking mod team is too good to just do that so this "investigation" may go down in Internet lore as to what not to do even among totally amateur manhunts.

How has no one been able to confirm his name and existence yet?
Too many retards spoil the broth.
 
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Well, who to thunk? Nothing yet. On a thread asking for the Discord link.
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Let's get ready for the worst. I saw this on the Sharty thread and I don't think it has been shared here.
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This account fits very well with what else we know about his Doncaster exploits. Sandwich box with mirror, found not guilty because he asked inappropriate questions to girls, was writing a book. This implies he has been at it at least since 1994, has some Indian in him (vindicating some posters here) and wore a different uniform. Really the only thing that doesn't fit is his apparent death.

If he visited Doncaster Pride it could mean he either still has some sort of link to the city or just attended Pride. I've to guess is the latter, which means that people in Portsmouth next year may be looking forward to seeing him. We've established his mother moved and passed away, the rest of his family apparently also moved but didn't have as good a relationship with. Liking Pride events like drag shows could explain his fixation with caked faces, heeled boots and school uniforms.

His fingers holding the phone are obviously a different color which leads to the continued suspicion that he's painting his skin.

Also his recent post appearing in a blonde wig saying he's of northern European descent (unprovoked)... Really got a feeling that's an attempt to lead us off the idea he's at the very least mixed.

I don't think the pics we have of him actually look anything like him. I think he's wearing a latex fetish mask with an open mouth, padding his cheeks underneath it, possibly with bra inserts.

I also believe he's padding his body with a pillow or some sort of foam form as the "fat" doesn't move or curve in the way actual corpulence does when he's dancing.

I think the "tight bands" he's been mentioned as wearing are to keep the paddings in place.

Mary-Anne
A steely Dan
I think I hear a running tram
Go back in time
Not out of time
I think I'd like a little lemon and liche


Apparently zoomers on TT say that Mary-Anne is bong slang for ladyboy and a running tram is gang rape.
In other words, your average India experience.

He most likely have an Indian last name. David Singh or something like that.
Fantastic stuff, please come to the India Menace thread, long term goal I am making a jeet-radar post on how to detect them online based on what they say.

Indians go way out of their way to hide their hands because they know everyone (including other browns) take them less seriously. Also another big trick they do is like you said, they always hide their last name because they are too stupid to even fake come up with a white sounding last name. I've seen so many John K. and the K stands for Kumar but they try to hide it.
 
Mary-Anne
A steely Dan
I think I hear a running tram
Go back in time
Not out of time
I think I'd like a little lemon and liche


Apparently zoomers on TT say that Mary-Anne is bong slang for ladyboy and a running tram is gang rape.
In other words, your average India experience.

He most likely have an Indian last name. David Singh or something like that.
Mary is also the name of a character in Naked Lunch who used a mechanized steam powered dildo to fuck two guys. The dildos name is Steely Dan.

In that chapter, "AJ's annual party", (chapter 11, a number ssb9 is obsessed with) after they fuck each other with Steely Dan, Mary and her two fuck buddies string each other up mid coitus onto gallows. (Strangulation theory?)

Mary then has sex again with one of the guys dead bodies before she starts to eat parts of it, including the lips and genitals.

Later in this chapter, there is a scene of a boy chasing "a screaming fag down the midway".

Lemon and litch here are certainly about necrophilia at the least and likely cannibalism as well.
(Edited because I spelled this like a nubless loon the first go around. )
 
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Maybe I’m retarded, but couldn’t this be both a real person and an urban legend art project that went way too far based on him?
Funny, I was going to say that on my last post. Maybe David did pass away and we are dealing with a copycat.

Now, the segment when I acknowledge where I've fucked up.

One of my posts that made it to highlights talking about David London being welcomed into a Galley Hill residents FB group. I was wrong. It fits, it fits completely. I neglected to account something massive.
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I echoed the subreddit's obsession with Yorkshire and failed to factor this. Even if he doesn't live in Fullers Slade anymore, he has been in the area approximately since 1996, at least according to all accounts we have.

  • 1992. David's mum passes away, or so we are told as some accounts mention that he lived with his mum while at Doncaster. Which could mean misremembering (as in the whole family originally lived there), oversimplified account of his life, the reason she left for Bournemouth was strictly medical and David returned to remake his life, among some other possible reasons.
  • 1996. David moves to Moorfoot, Fullers Slade, Milton Keynes. How or why some rando on FB knew the street name is what made me believe he referred to the one in Sheffield.
  • Circa 1994-2010, absolute latest 2016 as a big maybe. Active in Doncaster.
  • Circa 2000. u/elcep says that they worked at Doncaster's job centre and saw David. Claims he definitely wasn't right in the head. He worked at ASDA.
  • 2000-2005. Generally agreed peak activity in Doncaster.
  • 2004. Likely the year of a court case where he was deemed not guilty that was featured on Doncaster newspapers. So far we know he was accused by at least two pupils from Hall Cross Academy for making inappropriate questions he claimed were for a book he was writing. Some accounts claim photos of pupils were found at his house.
  • 2018-2023, maybe present. A lot of the character profiles made by David are attached or claim to be active in central and south London. The only photos of David not in character are him walking in Brixton.
It seems he is drifter living of gibs and doing wagie jobs.

TBQH the SSB9 Google Drive folder just seems like stuff they were passing around on Discord, which means that if this is what they are sending to law enforcement they already shot themselves in the foot because among all the stuff in it there's this lovely exchange.
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This fucker's identity isn't a secret because he is good at hiding. This fucker's identity is a secret because the people hunting him are some of the biggest retards I've ever seen.
 

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Mary-Anne
A steely Dan
I think I hear a running tram
Go back in time
Not out of time
I think I'd like a little lemon and liche


Apparently zoomers on TT say that Mary-Anne is bong slang for ladyboy and a running tram is gang rape.
In other words, your average India experience.

He most likely have an Indian last name. David Singh or something like that.
Mary is also the name of a character in Naked Lunch who used a mechanized steam powered dildo to fuck two guys. The dildos name is Steely Dan.

In that chapter, "AJ's annual party", (chapter 11, a number ssb9 is obsessed with) after they fuck each other with Steely Dan, Mary and her two fuck buddies string each other up mid coitus onto gallows. (Strangulation theory?)

Mary then has sex again with one of the guys dead bodies before she starts to eat parts of it, including the lips and genitals.

Later in this chapter, there is a scene of a boy chasing "a screaming fag down the midway".

Lemon and litch here are certainly about necrophilia at the least and likely cannibalism as well.
(Edited because I spelled this like a nubless loon the first go around. )
I assumed the lyrics were some random bullshit his schitzo brain concocted on the fly. Fuck, that’s disgusting.
 
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The discord clique is almost definitely a bunch of glory-seeking retards that want to keep SSB9 to themselves so they can be the ones to "solve it." They've been claiming there was an active investigation since before Crowley or Nexpo put out videos, using that as an excuse to prevent anyone else from getting involved.

I don't know whether the "police investigation" is an outright lie they made up, or if they really are dumb enough to believe a cop's platitudes when someone sends them some Instagram links and an incomplete dox. I've no doubt SSB9 is a pedo, but I don't believe they've acquired any solid evidence of criminal wrongdoing (that wouldn't be already known to the police).

It's really frustrating seeing how much of the early developments and discoveries were unarchived and improperly documented. So much of this is just taking hysterical faggots from reddit/tiktok/discord at their word. I've seen a lot of them say outright "he posted actual CP to his Instagram," but it's hard to tell how true it is. Some of the posts they've labeled as such, I've seen unredacted -- they were "just" kids in swimsuits, like a parent might photograph. Creepy and inappropriate? Sure. Is he using them for nefarious purposes? I'd bet money on it. Was posting them criminal? I can't see how it would be. Calling things like that "cp" has just muddied the waters and proven how unreliable these people are.

TL;DR: reddit was a mistake, and this whole thing is way harder than it needs to because of it.

Edit: to be productive, apparently "Mary Ann" can mean a catamite specifically. @RaunchyVibes
 
I assumed the lyrics were some random bullshit his schitzo brain concocted on the fly. Fuck, that’s disgusting.
So I dug around the book a bit and I'm at this point kind of convinced that this book has a formative quality to his own writing style.

The book itself is what appears to be a schizopost attempting to include all known forms of debauchery and disintegration of humanity. It is very difficult to read and doesn't feature solid storylines. It feels like jumping from act to act in a chapter book but with each jump you never know what book you're actually in, let alone chapter.

SSB9's "schizotype" posts are quite calculated and do not appear to be the bulk of his work.
I believe he's adopted Borroughs work into his own style and applications to appear deranged at will.

I don't believe that SSB9 is a literal mental retard as some claim, I do believe he's quite well educated and in a way enjoys hiding himself.

Of other note about the book, the chapter I mentioned before... chapter 11: A.J.'s annual party... If you go to Chapter 9, (which is the age of the boy SSB9 posts and purportedly tries to model), you'll find a description of A.J. himself .

A near east man larping as an English gentleman.
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This could all just be me hyper focusing in la la land, and if so, then so it is... But I stand by my opinion that Naked Lunch is a formative and important work to SSB9.
 
So I dug around the book a bit and I'm at this point kind of convinced that this book has a formative quality to his own writing style.

The book itself is what appears to be a schizopost attempting to include all known forms of debauchery and disintegration of humanity. It is very difficult to read and doesn't feature solid storylines. It feels like jumping from act to act in a chapter book but with each jump you never know what book you're actually in, let alone chapter.
Most of Burroughs’s writing is like this to be fair. His work influenced a whole generation of artsy weirdo’s. In fact, the earliest industrial musicians like Throbbing Gristle (who came out of Britain) cited him as a huge inspiration. David’s music certainly has that ‘industrial’, Coil-esque sound to it, I’m wondering if he was involved in the scene in any way. He would fit right in.
 
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Him being Indian really makes the focus on pale skinned, blue eyed and blonde boys makes sense.

Lich is a British English word for a dead body. He clearly isn’t saying “lychee” here lmao.
I agree, the most prominent element of Lychee is the -ee at the end. Lich being pronounced "lie shh" could be chocked up to a result of his shitty audio quality combined with only having read the word before, outside of fantasy it doesn't come up in common parlance. Without the discussion however I'd have assumed he's saying 'lemon and lies', and intentionally messing up the spelling to seem creepy.

Looking up the lyrics it pointed me towards "My Old School" by Steely Dan, which seems kind of apt. I'd have imagined that's where the Steely Dan reference comes from.
 
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