Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Riverfagg1599]

Wouldn’t want to miss the interdisciplinary seminar on the banana.

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Someone with more money and time to waste than most should definitely go to one of those schools and make their own major something like "interdisciplinary analysis of why Africans were the worst slaves through an anthropological and economic lens over the centuries".

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I made you guys a present.

I couldn't decide what outfit to put her in, so I got the idea for paper dolls, which I always enjoyed mightily as a kiddo*.

*not intended for actual children.

@Larry David's Opera Cape What are you talking about? This is a completely normal and neurotypical way to spend a couple hours. Doesn't everyone draw pooner paper dolls?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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I made you guys a present.

I couldn't decide what outfit to put her in, so I got the idea for paper dolls, which I always enjoyed mightily as a kiddo*.

*not intended for actual children.

I enjoy your posts and this is very well done but I gotta say man, this is a prime example of how the Farms is saving autists from getting sucked into worse rabbitholes by giving us an outlet for certain tendencies.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Guys, my Vicky stalking abilities have been severely compromised - my entire screen grab library was erased because my phone was stolen and then the cloud fucked me over. I’ve also lost access to my finely curated Xitter sock following Vix & her orbiters because of this.

Do I have enough spoons to start over?
Yes. Yes, I do.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Very boring weekend in Vicky-posting. Probably a lot of fun back-to-school activities and studying, right?

Right.

Also some obligatory munchie- and powerchair complaints, but all in all a disappointing weekend in drama.


I can’t find it again, but she mentioned last week that she “displaced her ADHD meds”, which everyone knows means she went through a month’s supply in a week and is coming down now suffers from PEM from her very real ME/CFS. Unfortunately she prolly can’t make it to school next week because of this. She just can’t get a break!

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Oh look, the most vague possible post.

More parasocial involvement with any "queer" pop star.

Lyrics from the newest Halsey song that made Victoria say this...

Spoiler

[Verse 1]
I'm caught up in the everyday trend
Tied up by invisible thread
Walking down a razor-thin edge
And I wake up tired, think I'm better off dead
Been a few months since I crossed over state lines
Talk to my mom, fake smiles over FaceTime
Drink all night till I can't walk in a straight line
Feel so low but I'm high at the same time

[Pre-Chorus]
I can't keep my feet on the ground
And I'm nervous what you'll think of me now
I'm hoping that someone comes around
Helps me figure it out

[Chorus]
I think that I should try to kill my ego
'Cause if I don't, my ego might kill me
I'm all grown up but somehow lately
I'm acting like a fucking baby
I'm really not as happy as I seem

[Verse 2]
Still a little kid that can't make friends
Wanna be invited, but I won't attend
I've been having bad dreams my career could end
'Cause I slip up when I should've played pretend
Turned eighteen and I left the city
Said, "I wanna be cool, I don't wanna be pretty"
The voices all came crashing down
And said, "You're too nice to run this town"

[Pre-Chorus]
I can't keep my feet on the ground
And I'm nervous what you'll think of me now
I'm hoping that someone comes around
Helps me figure it out

[Chorus]
I think that I should try to kill my ego
'Cause if I don't, my ego might kill me
I'm all grown up but somehow lately
I'm acting like a fucking baby
I'm really not as happy as I seem
Nothing's as it seems
Nothing's as it seems
And I'm all grown up but somehow lately
I'm acting like a fucking baby
I'm really not that happy being me

[Bridge]
I don't like the lie I'm living
I'm way too nice and too forgiving
I wanna go back to the beginning
When it all felt right
A rooftop, Lower East Side, I'm singing
Didn't give a fuck if I was winning
It's all done now, who am I kidding?
(Who am I kidding?)
I'm doing way worse than I'm admitting

[Chorus]
I think that I should try to kill my ego
'Cause if I don't, my ego might kill me
I'm all grown up but somehow, lately
I'm acting like a fucking baby
I'm really not as happy as I seem
Nothing's as it seems
Nothing's as it seems
And I'm all grown up but somehow lately
I'm acting like a fucking baby
I'm really not that happy being me

Halsey's previous song...

Spoiler

[Intro]
I am so lucky

[Verse 1]
Everybody, get in line to meet the girl who flew too high
Who does it all just to be liked by strangers that she met online
Did it all to be included, my self-loathing so deep-rooted
Inner child's unrecruited, truth is I'm not suited for it

[Pre-Chorus]
When I die, I won't have time to spend my money
But I hope that you still love me

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm so lucky, I'm a star
But I cry, cry, cry in my lonely heart, thinkin'
"If there's nothin' missin' in my life
Then why (Why, why?) do these tears come at night?"

[Post-Chorus]
Why they come? Why they come?
Why they come? Why they come?

[Verse 2]
And why she losin' so much weight?
I heard it's from the drugs she ate
And I feel her, but I can't relate
'Cause I'd never end up in that state
A girl like that is a mother, must be tough
A problem child, I was rough
But what do you do with a difficult grownup?
[Pre-Chorus]
When I die, I won't have time to spend my money
But I hope that you still love me (Da-da-da-da, da-da-mm)

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm so lucky (I'm so lucky), I'm a star
But I cry, cry, cry in my lonely heart, thinkin'
"If there's nothin' missin' in my life
Then why do these tears come at night?"

[Bridge]
I shaved my head four times because I wanted to
And then I did it one more time 'cause I got sick (I am so lucky)
And I thought I changed so much, nobody would notice it, and no one did
Then I left the doctor's office full of tears
Became a single mom at my premiere
And I told everybody I was fine for a whole damn year
And that's the biggest lie of my career

[Chorus]
But I'm so lucky, I'm a star
But I cry, cry, cry in my lonely heart, thinkin'
"If there's nothin' missin' in my life
Then why do these tears come at night?"
I'm so lucky, I'm a star
But I cry, cry, cry in my lonely heart, thinkin'
"If there's nothin' missin' in my life
Then why do these tears come at night?"

[Outro]
She's so lucky, she's so lucky
She's so lucky, she's so
Haven't you heard?

Aside: does anyone know how long it typically is between PG thread promotion sprees? I saw that no threads in the nomination for moving out of PG thread have been moved since August 27 and that seemed like a long time, but I have nothing to compare it to.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Halsey

Apparently this is the one who shaved her head then had a baby with her boyfriend. I get her confused with a male one who also starts with an H (I think) who is also supposedly gay, and the one that got lupus and gained a lot of weight after changing her pronouns.

Millennial pop stars may be even more cursed than Gen X rock stars.

 

[PedalTwo]

and the one that got lupus and gained a lot of weight after changing her pronouns.

Those are also two different people. Selena Gomez has lupus and Demi Lovato changed her pronouns. Both gained weight tho

 

[Zemblan Physics]

It’s Vicky’s birthday!
Damn, she looks rough. Like the Pillsbury doughboy on methadone rough. Axl Rose with liver failure rough.

Anyway, narcissism and entitlement is off the charts. Didn’t like a class after one session, immediately drops it and starts shit with admin (on Xitter, because she’s convinced they follow her because she’s just that important).

She’s not getting as much money as she feels entitled to, even though she has given them plenty of time to cater to her every need - can you believe they still don’t understand how special she is? She pointed out everything she needs last time she failed out of NYU and they still haven’t fixed it. Oh, the humanity!

The nerve of this muppet.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Holy shit, she's 26 and still complaining people won't give her what she wants all the time?? Time to fucking grow up bitch

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She'll find that if she wants to resume the "poor homeless student" schtick a second time, people's sympathy is likely to have eroded. We're not the only ableists who would ask mean questions like "why would you go back a second time knowing how horrible it is for you?"

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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Damn, she looks rough. Like the Pillsbury doughboy on methadone rough. Axl Rose with liver failure rough.

Anyway, narcissism and entitlement is off the charts. Didn’t like a class after one session, immediately drops it and starts shit with admin (on Xitter, because she’s convinced they follow her because she’s just that important).
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She’s not getting as much money as she feels entitled to, even though she has given them plenty of time to cater to her every need - can you believe they still don’t understand how special she is? She pointed out everything she needs last time she failed out of NYU and they still haven’t fixed it. Oh, the humanity!
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The nerve of this muppet.

“How nyu benefits from having me because of my unique perspective on disability” ah yes, malingering and munching, pill chasing, and intentional deconditioning, sounds like nyu knows who to call if they wanna teach the other students how to be leeches on their resources!

 

[The Judean People's Front]

“How nyu benefits from having me because of my unique perspective on disability” ah yes, malingering and munching, pill chasing, and intentional deconditioning, sounds like nyu knows who to call if they wanna teach the other students how to be leeches on their resources!

You forgot how after being housed she decided to immediately complain about the sealing around the windows. NYU can't possibly expect her to live with STREET NOISE. In New York.

I have always found this idea of "I'm a completely miserable fuck so my perspective is invaluable!" To be so strange. Imagine the torture of being in a meeting or even advisory committee and trying to get anything done with Vicky interrupting with "unique perspectives" [hyper-specific bitching and whining] every five seconds.

 

[mr big penis]

I don't remember it getting mentioned but does she not receive SSDI? Though I'm not sure how that could help her with college financial aid. And what does "lobbying throughout the university" mean?? Is she going around the faculty asking them to write emails for her?

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

Didn’t like a class after one session, immediately drops it and starts shit with admin (on Xitter, because she’s convinced they follow her because she’s just that important).

This isn't the first time she's been upset over a professor commiting thoughtcrime:


Link:https://x.com/vvictorman_uel/status/1122294721592864768
Archive: https://archive.is/wip/uNt1N

Another tweet about it from 2018:

Link: https://x.com/vvictorman_uel/status/1067815305185918976
Archive: https://archive.is/wip/7dIaJ

Oh and this very accurate self assessment:



Lol.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This isn't the first time she's been upset over a professor commiting thoughtcrime:


Link:https://x.com/vvictorman_uel/status/1122294721592864768
Archive: https://archive.is/wip/uNt1N

It sounds like the professor was just relaying what had been the "common wisdom" in the medical profession. Given this was some kind of dipshit sociology class, not a surgery rotation.

 

[Disco Snake]

I hate to admit it, but class resentment is making the NYU arc less enjoyable to me. For most middle class to lower middle class people, college can only be about increasing earning potential. It's hard to justify pursing a passion when all of you family's resources are being put into it. They often have to settle for public universities, because their parents technically make too much to qualify for financial aid from elite universities.

Meanwhile, this 26 year old woman goofs off at one of the best universities in the country. Getting more financial aid to do so than a teenager of a working class family could ever hope for. She provides nothing to the school other than a bump in their DEI stats. I can't help but think about all the people stressing about funding their talented children's education. All the while their tax dollars are subsidizing this well to do slob.

Spoiler: Cope Time!

In the end, I still think it's better to be middle class than rich. It's better to be shafted and made better for it than to become whatever Victoria is.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Goddamn I love this thread

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I have a thing for really, really bad poetry so forgive me for this little tangent - Vix retweeted this banger of pretentiousness and I’ve been giggling like a little faggot for ten minutes. I mean, just the title is a masterpiece.

Ahem:

So clever and succinct. You are welcome, bigots.

 

[Riverfagg1599]

Holy shit, she's 26 and still complaining people won't give her what she wants all the time?? Time to fucking grow up bitch

Hard to believe she's that young. I didn't realize. I thought that she was in her mid thirties the way her body looks but fuck dude I guess the drugs and the abuse that she's done to herself really start to show. I can't imagine what she's gonna look like when she's actually in her thirties.
Edited for grammar lol. Voice type sometimes makes it look like nogspeak if I don't catch it and correct.