Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 393 14.8%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%
  • Total voters
    2,660
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yousoundlikeanasshole said:
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She's releasing new merchandise with her ass plastered all over it. Who in thee hell is gonna buy this shit??
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>Embarassed about her bumper sticker
>Her merch has her in lingerie with her ass out
>Expects other people to wear it in public

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Tragon Dirtle said:
isn't she the one who didn't deliver on t-shirts before?
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Yes. Anyone who actually buys her merchandise deserves to get ripped off at this point. There is absolutely zero demand for a t shirt of her sticking her humongous ass out. Maybe a gag (in more ways than one) gift for somebody you don’t like very much.
 
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yousoundlikeanasshole said:
She wore what looks to be some of her upcoming merchandise out to celebrate a friend's wedding. The narcissism is off the charts!
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That level of crass is unbelievable even by Hollywood z-list standards. I'm not often flabbergasted by lolcow narcs and narc superfats, but hooooly.

If Tess sold "protection for Rylee and Bowie" themed prayer candles, I'd buy a dozen despite knowing the proceeds were going straight down her fat gullet. Those boys need Jesus, Vishnu, Mother Earth, Mohammed PBUH, Ra, Zeus, The Great Spirit, and every fae spirit in Ireland on their side.
 
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Barbarella said:
California is an expensive state, and not a good place for poors. Finding a place to live on welfare alone means living is some really shitty holes. I’m not familiar with SoCal but I assume she isn’t moving to a place like Hemet or Norco since Bowie is in a new school.

If she came from Afghanistan she’d get an apartment and lots of help as she walks around in her burka and spits out rowdy kids, but a US citizen isn’t getting much at all, probably not enough in food stamps to feed her much less her kid. Section 8 housing is a decade long wait.

She still has some social media money and a following so it may just be downsizing rather than close to homeless but it’s not looking good. And poor Bowie, a one bedroom with a fat mom. No friends over?

Tess still has the ability to work. She is capable of being a receptionist or office worker somewhere. Her glam days are over and finding a man to support her has been a no-go. If she were smart she’d go get a job, get on a diet, try to get on with the State where she’d have some retirement security.

She’s a cow though so she’ll do whatever the opposite of that is.
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Renting a one bedroom in Los Angeles or Long Beach is at least 2200 and more commonly 2500, people are moving out to the deserts and stuff and now those places are getting to expensive to rent too. Renting a room in a house in the desert 80 miles from LA now averages about 900 a month. Just a room, not a roommate situation. Houses are a million in the la suburbs and to buy a mobile home in the desert is 100k plus and a mobile home in la suburbs is 200k and plus closer to 300k and up.

Fast food workers make 20 an hour and it’s cheaper now to go to a mom and pop restaurant than fast food which is good.

There are lines and lines of rvs parked all along the freeways and everywhere and homeless camps on all public properties like court houses, parks, hospitals, etc that they move in the day and sleep at in night and tons of permanent homeless camps all over by the freeways. Home burglaries are rampant, I woke up to a homeless meth head in my bedroom a month ago in a gated property. He just ran off thank god. Police have done nothing. Two homeowners got stabbed in home robberies last month in our city. So yeah California is going to hell. Tess can’t afford it anymore.
 
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