Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Watching Rekieta]

Nick or Dick

A "Nick and Dick" is DP with a balldo and semi-flaccid whiskey coke cock.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I would like to remind that while both Aaron and Nick are cucks, Aaron accused Nick of wanting to stay in the cuck corner as he fucked Kayla.

Aaron actually had to shop him away.

Clearly Nick really is Chief of Cuckery.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I noticed he ended up arguing with himself at one point

Great creation. I haven't watched Nick for a long while, and I hadn't seen these particular clips. He was so incandescently angry it was hilarious to see and rather revealing. I would hate to be a child or family member whom that rage was directed at.

April is a nitwit. Nick Rekieta is more allergic to women with IQs higher than his than he is to “heat.”

Confession. Nick was my nighttime jam for a good while, until one night he was opining on something that was my area of professional expertise. I corrected him on a statement he had made not thinking anything of it. He didn't often interact with comments in the chat unless it was a superchat. He came back at me with such vitriol, proclaiming that he was correct and that I was an idiot. I was shocked at his over the top reaction and I never really watched his nighttime shows again, though I did see some of his trials during the day. When someone tells you who they are, believe them. He is certainly no wammen respecter, and that goes double for a smart wammen.

Can you imagine a lawyer lying about a case to extract money from you?

I am absolutely amused at the projection that was flying out of his mouth. He was obviously talking about the atty's that are covering his story; the Nates and Seans, but every word he said was self accusatory.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Nick. If you’re out there, I have your perfect defense.

Know how gas stations kept selling weird amphetamine derivatives colloquially known as bath salts, slightly changing the formula each time it was banned?

Maybe you didn’t have 26 grams of cocaine, but qocaine

 

[3MMA]

Aaron actually had to shop him away.

(Non Practicing Esq.) Got any evidence? As a lawyer, I know these things. And. And do you. even. have any evidence!? (Damn Scandinavian Prudes)
show me da ebidence!
yeeeesh, show muh de ebidaaancuh! (Ahm nawt Ethan Ralph, btw)

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Realistic Depiction, (PG-13)

 

[AltisticRight]

It is actually an entirely new video, your honour, because as the hard drive is overwritten, new bits ans bytes take the place of the old. FABRICATION OF EVIDENCE MANIFEST!

This would have been funny a couple months ago but at this point, balldoskelly Nicholas "metabolites produced outside of the human body and I read 40 soyence papers" Rekieta would make such a dumb point. He'll start to argue it's compression artefacts, down to his camera having debayering errors or some other form of photon to signal to digital format processing error. I can go on and on. It's everything but him. Sony sold him a defective camera with the specific intention to elaborately create cocaine on his nose several years after. They can use a pinhole camera and he'll claim it's inadequate because he can thread his dick in, so the pinhole was too large.

 

[Sharpeteer]

but every word he said was self accusatory.

So nothing has changed in the last five years.

Hindsight is a motherfucker.

 

[not william stenchever]

I would like to remind that while both Aaron and Nick are cucks, Aaron accused Nick of wanting to stay in the cuck corner as he fucked Kayla.

Aaron actually had to shop him away.

"Shoo cuckold goblin! Can't you see I'm fucking Our Wife in here? Give us some privacy."

 

[AltisticRight]

Maddox can fuck women in a room that has a Dragon Quest duvet in it. Meanwhile Nick's bedroom is so gross you can't enter it without ingesting coke. Though I am willing to retract the statement about Nick's bedroom if some video evidence that he has a cool bedroom for adults is provided.

Maddox can fuck women, period.
Balldoskelly sobs on the cuck couch as he can't get it up to bone his swinging partner's wife.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Maddox can fuck women in a room that has a Dragon Quest duvet in it. Meanwhile Nick's bedroom is so gross you can't enter it without ingesting coke. Though I am willing to retract the statement about Nick's bedroom if some video evidence that he has a cool bedroom for adults is provided.

A prankster posted his room on Reddit and every woman with the exception of the bigger Dragon Quest fans proclaimed that his room caused tumbleweeds to fall out of their panties. Combine that with his appearance, and you will have to pardon my doubts about him getting any ass.

 

[Vibralldo]

While recording yourself committing a crime is monumentally stupid and streaming yourself committing a crime is even stupider, in this case it also helps with establishing that there was no intent to harass.



Maddox can fuck women in a room that has a Dragon Quest duvet in it. Meanwhile Nick's bedroom is so gross you can't enter it without ingesting coke. Though I am willing to retract the statement about Nick's bedroom if some video evidence that he has a cool bedroom for adults is provided.

I don't even think the dragon quest duvet is his, it was sourced from a realty listing of his old place and it's very possible the realtor just dressed his room up to make it look like a kid's room for the listing

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Great creation. I haven't watched Nick for a long while, and I hadn't seen these particular clips. He was so incandescently angry it was hilarious to see and rather revealing. I would hate to be a child or family member whom that rage was directed at.

Confession. Nick was my nighttime jam for a good while, until one night he was opining on something that was my area of professional expertise. I corrected him on a statement he had made not thinking anything of it. He didn't often interact with comments in the chat unless it was a superchat. He came back at me with such vitriol, proclaiming that he was correct and that I was an idiot. I was shocked at his over the top reaction and I never really watched his nighttime shows again, though I did see some of his trials during the day. When someone tells you who they are, believe them. He is certainly no wammen respecter, and that goes double for a smart wammen.

I am absolutely amused at the projection that was flying out of his mouth. He was obviously talking about the atty's that are covering his story; the Nates and Seans, but every word he said was self accusatory.

What is it? Your professional expertise?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

You think balldo enjoys the fact that judges, lawyers, detectives, etc. are going to have to see nude photos of our wife's destroyed body as some form of ultimate cukoldry? Take that candyass county!

 

[AltisticRight]

You think balldo enjoys the fact that judges, lawyers, detectives, etc. are going to have to see nude photos of our wife's destroyed body as some form of ultimate cukoldry? Take that candyass county!

He's an exhibitionist, he gets off to that.

 

[Law]

Maybe you didn’t have 26 grams of cocaine, but qocaine

. . . smocaine

 

[McMitch]

You think balldo enjoys the fact that judges, lawyers, detectives, etc. are going to have to see nude photos of our wife's destroyed body as some form of ultimate cukoldry? Take that candyass county!

If he thought he could get away with it, he’d probably request everyone in each of those positions to be black so he can enjoy it more.

 

[dustnight]

Did Warski take the Balldo with him on vacation, it's been over a week now of no streams...

 

[Clayton cadidlehopper]

How pissed do we think Nick is that nobody has covered the response yet?

Suffah Cuckeita!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How pissed do we think Nick is that nobody has covered the response yet?

Suffah Cuckeita!

I’m sure Nick will claim nobody clamored to cover it because it was such a slam dunk that all the practicing lawyers knew there was nothing they could criticize.

 

[DemsBNutz]

I'll just drop this here... Reminds me of the look the bathroom prisioner gave nick... Anywho tired surfing leads to this sad connecting brain jump. I'm going to bed.