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[Poonocchio]

He was born like that?
Shit now I feel like an asshole. Then again, he's a Troon, so not very much.

If he was born like that though how the fuck did he attempt suicide, holding his breath?
When I saw the "I attempted suicide" thing I figured he threw himself off a building or in front of a train and thats why he was a quad amputee.
How does a torso attempt suicide?

It says he tried to hang himself... My brain can't handle the logistics of such an attempt. Maybe he like dived into the noose? Fuck knows.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It says he tried to hang himself... My brain can't handle the logistics of such an attempt. Maybe he like dived into the noose? Fuck knows.

So someone tried to murder him?

Or at least helped him?
Even if he nose dived into it, I don't know how the fuck he could tie a noose, hang it up, etc. Someone had to have assisted him, at that point why not just shoot him?
I wouldn't blame him, I couldn't live like that. I'd respect his guts to keep going everyday if he wasn't a fucking Troon.

 

[Peaches Demure]

He was born like that?
Shit now I feel like an asshole. Then again, he's a Troon, so not very much.

If he was born like that though how the fuck did he attempt suicide, holding his breath?
When I saw the "I attempted suicide" thing I figured he threw himself off a building or in front of a train and thats why he was a quad amputee.
How does a torso attempt suicide?

Yes, he was born like that. I believe his given name is Gabriel. No idea what made him troon out, but he's one of very few troons who was legitimately given a shit hand of cards by life itself.

It's amazing how much he can actually do. Here's a vid of him cooking.

 

[Blindeye]

Yes, he was born like that. I believe his given name is Gabriel. No idea what made him troon out, but he's one of very few troons who was legitimately given a shit hand of cards by life itself.

It's amazing how much he can actually do. Here's a vid of him cooking.

After watching this video, I now believe he could tie a noose with his chin and climb into it, and the mental image is hilarious

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yes, he was born like that. I believe his given name is Gabriel. No idea what made him troon out, but he's one of very few troons who was legitimately given a shit hand of cards by life itself.

It's amazing how much he can actually do. Here's a vid of him cooking.

Shit lol thats actually pretty clever.
How does he eat it though?
Poor bastard must just have to nose dive into his dinner. He can't live alone he must have a live in dude that helps him with day to day shit, looks like he's pretty competent though. I guess if you were born like that you'd find a way to adapt.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Shit lol thats actually pretty clever.
How does he eat it though?
Poor bastard must just have to nose dive into his dinner. He can't live alone he must have a live in dude that helps him with day to day shit, looks like he's pretty competent though. I guess if you were born like that you'd find a way to adapt.
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He's also a homo and has a husband.

After watching this video, I now believe he could tie a noose with his chin and climb into it, and the mental image is hilarious

Would have looked like a fucking pinata swinging in the air.

 

[Got Milk!]

I'm guessing door handle or something equivalent to like a towel bar but more sturdy. I would assume you put your head in a loose noose and lean away from the object it's tied to. Basically kill yourself with your body weight. Probably couldn't tie a knot worth a fuck and it came apart so he wasn't successful.

 

[Poonocchio]

It's amazing how much he can actually do. Here's a vid of him cooking.

Never ceases to amaze me how mammals can adapt to severe disabilities like this. It's very impressive.

He's also a homo and has a husband.

Oh shit is this the guy who was bobbing down the aisle in a wedding dress and veil in some videos circulating a while back?

Would have looked like a fucking pinata swinging in the air.

Hell beckons to me again.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Shit lol thats actually pretty clever.
How does he eat it though?
Poor bastard must just have to nose dive into his dinner. He can't live alone he must have a live in dude that helps him with day to day shit, looks like he's pretty competent though. I guess if you were born like that you'd find a way to adapt.
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Of course, now I'm wondering if there are any body integrity disorder fetish freaks out there who would like to be surgically nuggetized for the ultimate BIID coom.

 

[the inconfident]

i’m a disabled trans girl who has been out of regular work for a little whilst now & i have important expenses & bills coming up so kindly consider donating a tip to my paypal, kofi or my immigration fund on gfm so i can more quickly get the fuck out of this hellhole of a country and live with my fiancé. if you can’t donate, please share. thank you.

What's his disability that prevents him from working but not from fleeing another country with his gf (who I assume is also a troon)? I hate this "send me money pwease" mentality. Get a fuckin job troon, maybe there would be less time to fill your head with shitty ideas as "barbie is transphobic" mumbo jumbo.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

An ally checks in.

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handmaidens get what they deserve.

The sexual envy Freud never mentioned.
We've seen this before, but this fella spells it out.
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Do pooners have kick in the balls envy or just regular old penis envy? tee hee

never understand the fetishization of periods. it is one of the weirdest and grossest things trannies do.

>disabled
so what is his disability, that is besides retardation and porn addiction?

i agree, most people do believe in sex based gender binary, it is only when we are forced to say otherwise that you trannies can pretend that it isnt a small mentally ill minority.

I swear if I see that fucking troon poop story one more time...

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Spoiler: here you go, once more

nah, not going to do that to you.

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>genital preference
i hate to break it to you, but it is still genital preference. your cut up, mutilated, inside out penis is still a penis. it isnt an actual vagina, so yes, straight men and lesbians will have a preference against a stink ditch wound versus a real vagina.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, it is not normal for a group of people to spend this much time commiserating about how unfair it is that other people don't want to fuck them. The only real equivalent I can think of is redpill MRA incels.

well i have news for you, a lot of those mra incels are now trans. the incel->troon pipeline inst just a meme, it is real. but yes, trannies are the single most obsessed demographic in the world for talking about how normal people dont want to have sex with them. it is funny to me to see people try to claim transphobes are the minority when the majority of trannies will say 99% of people do not want to have sex with them. seems to me the majority of people arnt into trannies and still see them as the men they are.

 

[teriyakiburns]

People actually use "yuck your yum" unironically?

 

[GenociderSyo]

Dafuq is this?
Troon Torso Man?

Trugget was a body builder dude who got a medical visa as a child to be here since his birth condition made his family go WTF BE GONE DEMON.

He stayed even though his visa was expired and his full trooning out conincidentially was at the same time as his being told he'd be deported. Suddenly hes married to some gay guy who looks like he rides the candy van and does botox as a job. He wants SRS.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Another porn addict. Hentai, judging by the username.

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I'm 38 AMAB and I've basically been putting off transitioning for ~18 years, (first realized I was probably trans around 20).

One of the reasons is the fear of how difficult it all seems, another is fear I'd regret it, and another is that in the last 3 years or so I just haven't felt much motivation to do anything (struggling with depression).

But I feel like one of the biggest reasons is that I'm really fixated on the idea of being a young and beautiful woman, and I know there's no way to attain that (not least because of my age). So it just kind of kills any hope I have for transitioning.

I know that this isn't a problem exclusive to trans folk: only a very small percentage of women have the genetic luck to be supermodels, of course; and everyone eventually has to learn to cope with the effects of age, no matter how attractive one might have been in one's youth.

But it's like I'm really stuck on feeling this strong craving to be pretty and sexy, to the point where transitioning would only feel worth it if I could become gorgeous.

And sometimes I think, even if I had transitioned while I was younger, and even if I had been born with perfectly feminine features, I might still be reluctant because I hate the idea of eventually becoming an old woman. I also hate the idea of being an old man (I'm constantly paranoid that my hairline it receding, although for the most part it hasn't), but in some ways it almost feels worse to me to imagine being an old woman. It's awful to say, but I just hate how old women look, and I hate the idea of having saggy breasts.

My feelings seem like they're probably linked to or built upon the patriarchal idea that women are only valuable if they're attractive--and the patriarchal ideal that says that only women aged 18-30sish are genuinely attractive. I don't believe this is true conceptually, but apparently I've internalized it emotionally and in terms of values and preferences.

So, any advice?

 

[Barr2011]

Why bother with this gross abomination when you can get a real women with a real vagina , without bezoars inside. I can’t imagine the smell coming from the rot pocket.

 

[the inconfident]

So, any advice?

What kind of advice could someone give to a person with this level of fucked up mind? He is not satisfied with being a man, nor being a woman that is not 20 years old. Time travelling is not possible and transitioning is just mutilating your penis into a wound that you need to keep opening everyday - under no circumstance he would be a gorgeous sexy woman. Every time I feel like I've seen troon rock bottom, they find a new way to impress me.

No joke, the only advice in this case is 41%. Getting old is unavoidable, my dude.

 

[Stan]

HELP UK TRANS GIRLS URGENT RELOCATION

After 4 years of long distance, my girlfriend and I are currently looking to seal the deal & move in together! Due to the sharp uptick in transphobia in the UK, we have decided that the United States is the safest option to explore right now. The UK becoming increasingly unsafe for trans women right now at a rapid rate, and my girlfriends current situation is not safe or stable. As such, we are really trying to do this as fast as possible. As such, we need some help with emergency funds so we can keep everyone safe during this process!

Lmao leave it to troons to try and make “paying for my moving expenses” a humanitarian issue. They talk like they’re refugees of a cruel totalitarian regime, but their goal is just getting other people to do the work and pay the bill.

What? Like actually what the fuck are they talking about. Unless Paki is a code word for AGP hon then I've heard literally nothing about this. Especially compared to the US atleast, where there's a troon shooting once a month

The kicker is that I do not think there is a single zone safe enough for troons to not feel unsafe. They could move to a fancy loft in TriBeCa (in the most troon friendly city on the east coast, NYC) and they’d still feel “unsafe” because some stranger clocked them (read: briefly looked at them) at lunch. That’s why so many of them are all but shut ins.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I'm 38 AMAB and I've basically been putting off transitioning for ~18 years, (first realized I was probably trans around 20).

One of the reasons is the fear of how difficult it all seems, another is fear I'd regret it, and another is that in the last 3 years or so I just haven't felt much motivation to do anything (struggling with depression).

But I feel like one of the biggest reasons is that I'm really fixated on the idea of being a young and beautiful woman, and I know there's no way to attain that (not least because of my age). So it just kind of kills any hope I have for transitioning.

I know that this isn't a problem exclusive to trans folk: only a very small percentage of women have the genetic luck to be supermodels, of course; and everyone eventually has to learn to cope with the effects of age, no matter how attractive one might have been in one's youth.

But it's like I'm really stuck on feeling this strong craving to be pretty and sexy, to the point where transitioning would only feel worth it if I could become gorgeous.

And sometimes I think, even if I had transitioned while I was younger, and even if I had been born with perfectly feminine features, I might still be reluctant because I hate the idea of eventually becoming an old woman. I also hate the idea of being an old man (I'm constantly paranoid that my hairline it receding, although for the most part it hasn't), but in some ways it almost feels worse to me to imagine being an old woman. It's awful to say, but I just hate how old women look, and I hate the idea of having saggy breasts.

My feelings seem like they're probably linked to or built upon the patriarchal idea that women are only valuable if they're attractive--and the patriarchal ideal that says that only women aged 18-30sish are genuinely attractive. I don't believe this is true conceptually, but apparently I've internalized it emotionally and in terms of values and preferences.

So, any advice?

sounds like another case of a fat ugly guy who hates being fat and ugly so he dreams of the easy life of a beautiful woman. my advice is to hit the gym, dress nice, get a good hair cut, do basic skin care routine, stop watching porn, get away from reddit, get some productive hobbies if you dont have them, and learn to live with the fact you are getting older.

that is my practical advice as one man in his 30s to another man in his 30s.

the tough love part is that transitioning will help with none of this. it wont stop you getting older (ill say it will probably exaggerate the aging process). it wont help with you feeling ugly (it iwll make you uglier). it wont help with you being fat. and in fact, it wont even make you a woman, just an ugly man in a dress with bad make up, greasy hair, and a mutilated penis (if you get the chop). going trans will just bring in a host of other problems without solving a single of your existing ones.

 

[the inconfident]

my advice is to hit the gym, dress nice, get a good hair cut, do basic skin care routine, stop watching porn, get away from reddit, get some productive hobbies if you dont have them, and learn to live with the fact you are getting older

Your advice is too valuable - I must say, this is a good advice for any age, only a sick troon would be able to find an issue with a very honest advice of self-care and self-understanding.

Now, to reality... Guys like him would never do any effort to actually face their problems - it's definitely a case of being a sexy seductive woman trapped inside an older man's body! It's true, I saw it on Reddit and Xitter!

All the chronically online brainrot + echo chambers online AND the "am I passable? please be kind to me" posts on troon reddit of dudes wearing dresses and sharing their hairy amhole stories just sort of normalise the absurd that these situations are. Have you ever seen a troon that is actually old? Because I never. Somehow, it all ends before 40 - they either end it when their kink is not feasible anymore or un-troon.

 

[Internet Wizard]

my advice is to hit the gym, dress nice, get a good hair cut, do basic skin care routine, stop watching porn, get away from reddit, get some productive hobbies if you dont have them, and learn to live with the fact you are getting older.

This would solve 90% of online degeneracy in any case

All the chronically online brainrot + echo chambers online

This is what keeps the milk flowing