Steven Carver / Saberspark / Saberspark 64 / Sabersteve - Soylent infused breadtuber "Toonophile" who reviews children's cartoons for a living.

[ssaneenah]

>"fur" in username

My condolences to all Kiwi Farms users with their usernames based on words containing “fur”. (surprisingly, there’s quite a few of those)

 

[KosherFarms.net]

all I found were some folks angry he had gasps political opinions and he likes bluey or something.

It feels good to make a big dump, it's soft and it caresses my bowels gently. I think the close proximity of my prostate to my bowels makes this even better. So I fantasize of shitting excessively giant neverending turds. It's just the texture of the poop that I like, I care about nothing else. The smell is gross and I'm sure I'd puke if my tongue barely grazed it
Becuase I know poop is very dirty so I ain't smearing it on myself, I use mud as a substitute. It feels exactly the same and its 'clean', pigs do it too.
For these reasons I don't identify as a coprophiliac, smearing or eating poo is too gross even for me, but I know these folks exist.
Diarrhea is another story, I fucking hate it it feels awful.

In some stories and cartoons there is an humiliation aspect to it like a character falling into a big pile of dung. I have an insatiable sexual arousal for cartoon gags since i'm a toonophile. Ive seen it once, but dunno where it went, on a furry site there was an image of a character shitting on another. I cant remember if it was on e6, eka's portal or furaffinity. I know it wasn't on deviantart and pixiv
That's another reason why I like scat

Imagine my shock when I look through your post history to find out that you brag openly about wanting to smear shit all over yourself while wearing diapers and children's clothing on top of having a fetish for cartoons. I think your retardation and sperging here only strengthens my case that Steven is a cow and his community is cowish.

Kill yourself faggot DO IT!!

 

[The Cunting Death]

I really tried to understand what makes him a 'lolcow' like chris chan, bossmanjack, nikocado and co. but all I found were some folks angry he had gasps political opinions and he likes bluey or something.

3/10, there was an attempt at least.

He's one of the nicest and least divisive youtubers on the platform and offsite too.

newfags like you don't get to tell us what is or isn't a lolcow.

Him being a drama queen and being an autistic is part of what makes him a lolcow.

 

[SpergPatrol]

newfags like you don't get to tell us what is or isn't a lolcow.

Him being a drama queen and being an autistic is part of what makes him a lolcow.

And he is a degenerate furry, don't forget degenerate furry
He openly commissioned rule 63 art of himself then looked up porn of them for his youtube channel that also reviews children's cartoons that got it's big break from saying "adults can watch children cartoons "

If that's not autistic, I don't know what is

 

[Colon capital V]

Imagine my shock when I look through your post history to find out that you brag openly about wanting to smear shit all over yourself while wearing diapers and children's clothing on top of having a fetish for cartoons. I think your retardation and sperging here only strengthens my case that Steven is a cow and his community is cowish.

Kill yourself faggot DO IT!!

Nahhhhhhh, what is blud doin posting allat? This shiz is not bussin frfr

 

[Your typical Scout main]

I really tried to understand what makes him a 'lolcow' like chris chan, bossmanjack, nikocado and co. but all I found were some folks angry he had gasps political opinions and he likes bluey or something.

3/10, there was an attempt at least.

He's one of the nicest and least divisive youtubers on the platform and offsite too.

He's obsessed with an Australian kids school as a grown-ass man in his 30s

 

[Jormungand]

Not surprised Saberspark would get his own thread.
It was only a matter of time, but if you really want to understand why Saberspark is the way he is, all you need to do is to watch his review of Kingdom Hearts, which talks about his parent's divorce. Yes, this is real.

The video devolves into his sad excuse of a childhood.
He talks about how he spent time in Disneyland with his family.
However, Saperspark reveals he mainly spent time with his father.
He goes on about how they enjoyed all the rides and games, how he ate pizza and watched movies at the hotel, and after his trip from Disneyland, his parents decided to separate.

The divorce is most definitely what scarred Spaberspark for life and why he developed such a religious devotion to Disney, for it was the last time he was ever truly happy.

This also explains why he developed such unhealthy love towards Bluey.
It's a show about a happy family, about two kids having fun with their mother and father, something Saberspark will never have again.

At his core, Saberspark is a sad, pathetic kid stuck in an adult body, unable to grow up and move with his life, and as time goes on, I can guarantee his life is only going to get worse.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

Not surprised Saberspark would get his own thread.
It was only a matter of time, but if you really want to understand why Saberspark, all you need to do is to watch his review of Kingdom Hearts, which talks about his parent's divorce. Yes, this is real.

The video devolves into his sad excuse of a childhood.
He talks about how he spent time in Disneyland with his family.
However, Saperspark reveals he mainly spent time with his father.
He goes on about how they enjoyed all the rides and games, how he ate pizza and watched movies at the hotel, and after his trip from Disneyland, his parents decided to separate.

The divorce is most definitely what scarred Spaberspark for life and why he developed such a religious devotion to Disney, for it was the last time he was ever truly happy.

This also explains why he developed such unhealthy love towards Bluey.
It's a show about a happy family, about two kids having fun with their mother and father, something Saberspark will never have again.

At his core, Saberspark is a sad, pathetic kid stuck in an adult body, unable to grow up and move with his life, and as time goes on, I can guarantee his life is only going to get worse.

Added this and the diaperfur to the OP.

 

[ssaneenah]

This also explains why he developed such unhealthy love towards Bluey.
It's a show about a happy family, about two kids having fun with their mother and father, something Saberspark will never have again.

Or he’s obsessed with Bluey the same way how people got obsessed with ponies back in 2010 - Bluey is just Gen Z’s Friendship Is Magic.

 

[Jonny Greenwood]

I predict this thread will be overrun with people actually mad about his takes than people amused by Saberspark's cow behaviour

Yeah, as a cow, Saberspark is a pretty bland dish. He's a degenerate and a coomer but those are a dime a dozen. The true followers of this thread will instead cope and sneed about whatever shitty take he has

 

[Lone Star]

I predict this thread will be overrun with people actually mad about his takes than people amused by Saberspark's cow behaviour

Yeah, as a cow, Saberspark is a pretty bland dish. He's a degenerate and a coomer but those are a dime a dozen. The true followers of this thread will instead cope and sneed about whatever shitty take he has

Just wait. I guarantee something more will come of it. No one can be obsessed with a show like Bluey without some nasty skeletons in his closet.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Whatever it is, it better be funnier than having the hots for the Green M&M, bees, and dead muppet gangbangs.

 

[Jonny Greenwood]

Just wait. I guarantee something more will come of it. No one can be obsessed with a show like Bluey without some nasty skeletons in his closet.

Millennial parents love Bluey, FYI

I'd like to say that it's the reason Gen Alpha is doomed but there have been worse shows in existence

But no, people who are openly coomers like Jay Bauman and Brad Jones and indeed Saber have a surprising history of not doing any illegal shit, as opposed to the channels that brand themselves as wholesome Keanu chungus 100

 

[Lone Star]

Millennial parents love Bluey, FYI

Your point being? It's still weird as hell to be so invested in a show for preschoolers.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

They wrote the show to be watchable for adults so that when you had a toddler sitting at the TV it wouldn't kill you to watch it.
Unfortunately this backfired spectacularly and they got to be bronies 2.0

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Millennial parents love Bluey, FYI

This fatass isn't even a parent. I'll give parents of toddlers a pass because they have a legitimate excuse to even have exposure to the show, but sabersoy doesn't have children at all.

 

[I_Am_Not_Bruce_Willis]

Not surprised Saberspark would get his own thread.
It was only a matter of time, but if you really want to understand why Saberspark is the way he is, all you need to do is to watch his review of Kingdom Hearts, which talks about his parent's divorce. Yes, this is real.

 

[Colon capital V]

Oh no

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Didn't he own a dog before? Unless I'm thinking of someone else.

Cute pupper tho.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Didn't he own a dog before? Unless I'm thinking of someone else.

Cute pupper tho.

He did.