Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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at the cost of having loose skin that he can get removed with his many millions. Bro won
That comes with a shit ton of pain, drains, months of restrictions and compression gear for every surgery…and even then he’ll always have the battle scars to remind him. I hope he factored real pain consequences into his “social experiment “ outcome.
 
I don't think he'll ever admit the truth of how he lost the weight. It could help a lot of people, but that's not his MO. He's a showman, first and foremost. I hate to sound like a bleeding heart, but I hope he shares whatever happened with his good, struggling friend HFC.

Nah, his "friendship" with her was purely exploitative.
 
I think I may have found something that disproves the 2 years claim he made.
His "Matt Stonie's 10,000 Calorie EXTREME NACHO CHEESE Takis Challenge" video was uploaded in April 15, 2023.
Everything I can find about this product says it only hit stores in March 2023 at the earliest (like this press release).

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There's actually another video with the same product uploaded in Jul 19, 2023.
(GhostArchive, can't PT this one for some reason)

I'm thinking it's still possible he had every video after that pre-recorded, but I don't know if I buy it now.

Edit:
Best by date in one of the bags in the first video is July 5, 2023.
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It's August 8(?), 2023 in the one in the second video.
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How long are those usually, about 3 months?
He looks thinner here than he did in the 2022 "two steps video" (though I suspect even at that point, he'd already started losing and wore smaller clothing to appear to still be busting out of his clothing by the same margin in that video). For a while people were saying "nikocado's lost weight" then a week or two later, they're like "oh, wait, no, he's gone right back up"

My theory is that he pre-recorded content at multiple weights and just sort of mixed them up a bit when needed. I'm sure a month or so before the release of this new product, PR teams sent baskets of it to these types of influencers as gifts, and if they felt kind enough to make content out of it, to post between certain dates. So he probably filmed a ton of content around that weight, then released some content back to the 2022 weight, just ping-ponging along as he worked on his final form.

Here's a curious thing though... he's been doing cameos ALL this time all through 2023, tons in dec 2023, even as recently as feb 2024, based on his reviews. I saw some clips, can't tell the date, and he had one of his I'm fat, look at my fat face blankets or onesies up to his neck in some of them, and he still had enough fat for a double chin if he really worked at it. But were the cameos last winter real, or did he buy them himself in hiding? His last one was feb. So my theory on the timeline is that he could play obese still till then, but started on the real work, the gauntness, surgeries if he had them in those 7 months after the 1.5 years of being not as obese but still blobbyfat.

Well, all's well that ends well. Boy gaines super morbid obesity, boy loses super morbid obesity, boy retains bitch titties.
 
OK why is everyone on reddit and Twitter sucking his cock right now? "HES A GENIUS, HE MADE 2 YEARS WORTH OF FAT VIDEOS JUST TO GO NUH UH IM NOT ACTUALLY LIKE THAT".

Bullshit.

His youtube has a 7 month gap. It's entirely possible (albeit unhealthy af) to lose the weight he did in 7 months. Fuck, Christian bale has done it many times over, and in less time. I think he's either had some sort of surgery w/ a combination of extreme fasting diet/ozempic. It's really not impressive.

AS for the timeline, this fucker hasn't been secretly skinny for two years now, and people are fucking retarded for thinking that. Also, if I'm part of some "social experiment" where only he ruins his body and only HE gets his asshole blown out and paraded on the internet; I think i faired just fine in this "experiment".

All this was is just damage control on all the people criticizing him before he went zero dark thirty, and to try and make a rebrand after people finally had enough of his shit. If I remember correctly, some Asian chick had made a cancel video on him, and how he's secretly an evil, manipulative person. It was all uphill after that.. This has all the hallmarks of some PR company trying to do a comeback for him, and to memory hole all the accusations.

Well, jokes on him when he realizes that the entire point of his infamy was being a fat, annoying dickhead, and that people will become bored with "skinny joker faggot" quicker than they did Jonah hill.
"Losing hundreds of pounds in 7 months isn't impressive!" "part of some 'social experiment'" "i faired just fine in this 'experiment" "Jonah hill"

Bill, I'm sorry but what are you even on about?
 
I don't think he'll ever admit the truth of how he lost the weight. It could help a lot of people, but that's not his MO.
He put his fork down. Even if he had "help" via gastric bypass or semaglutide, all that would do is make him not hungry and even somewhat painful to overeat - ie putting his fork down.

With that said, it wouldn't surprise me if he didn't need help in that sense. Unlike a lot of deathfats he actually didn't start out fat and he clearly knows about nutrition. The reckless impulsiveness of his "fat" character was always an act.

Dude simply put his fork down. Your move, other deathfats and Josh.
 
Even if he had "help" via gastric bypass
Very unlikely he had gastric bypass or any WLS. He ate way too much pasta in his big reveal video for someone who’s had their stomach so significantly reduced. I didn’t watch his video, so no idea if he could have clipped that together over multiples meals, but he certainly couldn’t have done it in one sitting.

My guess is he went back to raw vegan, or the opposite carnivore, which is what HFC was doing to lose weight before realising that her weightloss wasn’t paying the bills. Filling up on foods that digest slowly, like raw veg or solid proteins, is the easy way to stay full throughout the day, and avoid the temptation to snack.

He’ll tell us eventually. Guaranteed he filmed his progress along the way to release later.
 
Very unlikely he had gastric bypass or any WLS.
Oh, I agree with you. I don't think he necessarily had help because he likely didn't need it. A lot of deathfats are deathfats because they didn't learn self-control as children and always used food to as an antidote to bad feelings or just boredom. Nick got into this because of gross feeder content and becoming famous. Was it worth destroying his body over it? I'd say no, but he'd never admit to it, hence "social experiment" / "I was only pretending to be retarded youzeguys".

He’ll tell us eventually. Guaranteed he filmed his progress along the way to release later.
Yup, though I'd assume he'll spice it up because it's likely quite boring. Like you said, he probably just went back to eating raw vegan or some other boring diet. That's why his content is currently cryptic and villain-like because the truth just isn't interesting.

Ultimately, it's fatties put yer forks down.
 
Oh, I agree with you. I don't think he necessarily had help because he likely didn't need it. A lot of deathfats are deathfats because they didn't learn self-control as children and always used food to as an antidote to bad feelings or just boredom. Nick got into this because of gross feeder content and becoming famous. Was it worth destroying his body over it? I'd say no, but he'd never admit to it, hence "social experiment" / "I was only pretending to be retarded youzeguys".


Yup, though I'd assume he'll spice it up because it's likely quite boring. Like you said, he probably just went back to eating raw vegan or some other boring diet. That's why his content is currently cryptic and villain-like because the truth just isn't interesting.

Ultimately, it's fatties put yer forks down.
"Ultimately, it's fatties put yer forks down."

In all honestly, it's really not that easy, diet does play a big role in one's weight, but so does mentality, genetics, environment, and hormones, (could be grouped in with mentality but I'm just specifiying). You said it yourself, "A lot of deathfats are deathfats because they didn't learn self-control as children and always used food to as an antidote to bad feelings or just boredom." And often times, it's hard and stressful for a good amount of people to switch diets, especially if they have some mental disorder. I'd probably go on but I don't wanna splurge, I'm just saying it's easier said than done.
 
Same feelings, he can't let go of the attention.
I really wouldn't be surprised either, he's probably going to ride the wave of suddenly showing up as this skinny healthy dude. Once he is inevitably falling off again, because there is no controversy left to keep him relevant he will pull another stunt or make himself seem absolutely psychotic again.

There is no way he can sustain himself via YouTube and other social media the same way he did long-term. His entire fan base changed when he stopped being vegan and shit to become this depraved deathday. Now he does a 180, which makes him lose his hate/fan base.

I'm just curious if he will vanish or do more depraved death feeder bs again.
 
"Ultimately, it's fatties put yer forks down."

In all honestly, it's really not that easy, diet does play a big role in one's weight, but so does mentality, genetics, environment, and hormones, (could be grouped in with mentality but I'm just specifiying). You said it yourself, "A lot of deathfats are deathfats because they didn't learn self-control as children and always used food to as an antidote to bad feelings or just boredom." And often times, it's hard and stressful for a good amount of people to switch diets, especially if they have some mental disorder. I'd probably go on but I don't wanna splurge, I'm just saying it's easier said than done.
I was trying to find a polite way to say "this sounds like it was written by a fat person" but gave up.

It really is as "easy" as putting the fork down, that is to say portion control and calorie counting.
When you're doing it, it can feel like the hardest thing you've ever done.
Once it's done and you think back to what changes helped make the fat go away? Less food (or at least less calories) is always the answer.

If weight starts to creep back on? Go back to the reducing diet for a little while before it all comes back.
It can be done, because I've done it and if my lazy compulsive eating self can do it? Totally possible.
 
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