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You, a fat idiot loser: Waaaaah I can't lose weight muh glandular problems muh seed oils
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I'm excited to see his caloric intake surpass the ozempic he's taking and he puts all the weight back on
That comes with a shit ton of pain, drains, months of restrictions and compression gear for every surgery…and even then he’ll always have the battle scars to remind him. I hope he factored real pain consequences into his “social experiment “ outcome.at the cost of having loose skin that he can get removed with his many millions. Bro won
He looks thinner here than he did in the 2022 "two steps video" (though I suspect even at that point, he'd already started losing and wore smaller clothing to appear to still be busting out of his clothing by the same margin in that video). For a while people were saying "nikocado's lost weight" then a week or two later, they're like "oh, wait, no, he's gone right back up"I think I may have found something that disproves the 2 years claim he made.
His "Matt Stonie's 10,000 Calorie EXTREME NACHO CHEESE Takis Challenge" video was uploaded in April 15, 2023.
Everything I can find about this product says it only hit stores in March 2023 at the earliest (like this press release).
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There's actually another video with the same product uploaded in Jul 19, 2023.
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I'm thinking it's still possible he had every video after that pre-recorded, but I don't know if I buy it now.
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Best by date in one of the bags in the first video is July 5, 2023.
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It's August 8(?), 2023 in the one in the second video.
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How long are those usually, about 3 months?
"Losing hundreds of pounds in 7 months isn't impressive!" "part of some 'social experiment'" "i faired just fine in this 'experiment" "Jonah hill"OK why is everyone on reddit and Twitter sucking his cock right now? "HES A GENIUS, HE MADE 2 YEARS WORTH OF FAT VIDEOS JUST TO GO NUH UH IM NOT ACTUALLY LIKE THAT".
Bullshit.
His youtube has a 7 month gap. It's entirely possible (albeit unhealthy af) to lose the weight he did in 7 months. Fuck, Christian bale has done it many times over, and in less time. I think he's either had some sort of surgery w/ a combination of extreme fasting diet/ozempic. It's really not impressive.
AS for the timeline, this fucker hasn't been secretly skinny for two years now, and people are fucking retarded for thinking that. Also, if I'm part of some "social experiment" where only he ruins his body and only HE gets his asshole blown out and paraded on the internet; I think i faired just fine in this "experiment".
All this was is just damage control on all the people criticizing him before he went zero dark thirty, and to try and make a rebrand after people finally had enough of his shit. If I remember correctly, some Asian chick had made a cancel video on him, and how he's secretly an evil, manipulative person. It was all uphill after that.. This has all the hallmarks of some PR company trying to do a comeback for him, and to memory hole all the accusations.
Well, jokes on him when he realizes that the entire point of his infamy was being a fat, annoying dickhead, and that people will become bored with "skinny joker faggot" quicker than they did Jonah hill.
He put his fork down. Even if he had "help" via gastric bypass or semaglutide, all that would do is make him not hungry and even somewhat painful to overeat - ie putting his fork down.I don't think he'll ever admit the truth of how he lost the weight. It could help a lot of people, but that's not his MO.
Very unlikely he had gastric bypass or any WLS. He ate way too much pasta in his big reveal video for someone who’s had their stomach so significantly reduced. I didn’t watch his video, so no idea if he could have clipped that together over multiples meals, but he certainly couldn’t have done it in one sitting.Even if he had "help" via gastric bypass
Oh, I agree with you. I don't think he necessarily had help because he likely didn't need it. A lot of deathfats are deathfats because they didn't learn self-control as children and always used food to as an antidote to bad feelings or just boredom. Nick got into this because of gross feeder content and becoming famous. Was it worth destroying his body over it? I'd say no, but he'd never admit to it, hence "social experiment" / "I was only pretending to be retarded youzeguys".Very unlikely he had gastric bypass or any WLS.
Yup, though I'd assume he'll spice it up because it's likely quite boring. Like you said, he probably just went back to eating raw vegan or some other boring diet. That's why his content is currently cryptic and villain-like because the truth just isn't interesting.He’ll tell us eventually. Guaranteed he filmed his progress along the way to release later.
"Ultimately, it's fatties put yer forks down."Oh, I agree with you. I don't think he necessarily had help because he likely didn't need it. A lot of deathfats are deathfats because they didn't learn self-control as children and always used food to as an antidote to bad feelings or just boredom. Nick got into this because of gross feeder content and becoming famous. Was it worth destroying his body over it? I'd say no, but he'd never admit to it, hence "social experiment" / "I was only pretending to be retarded youzeguys".
Yup, though I'd assume he'll spice it up because it's likely quite boring. Like you said, he probably just went back to eating raw vegan or some other boring diet. That's why his content is currently cryptic and villain-like because the truth just isn't interesting.
Ultimately, it's fatties put yer forks down.
Same feelings, he can't let go of the attention.Predicting he'll go full circle and somehow get fat again. It's a gluttonous cycle for poor Mr. 'cado.
I really wouldn't be surprised either, he's probably going to ride the wave of suddenly showing up as this skinny healthy dude. Once he is inevitably falling off again, because there is no controversy left to keep him relevant he will pull another stunt or make himself seem absolutely psychotic again.Same feelings, he can't let go of the attention.
then he brings out his smokeshow wife and two childrenI can't wait to see the reveal where Nicicado is bent over in front of a greenscreen and the wetback fucking him was just edited in
I was trying to find a polite way to say "this sounds like it was written by a fat person" but gave up."Ultimately, it's fatties put yer forks down."
In all honestly, it's really not that easy, diet does play a big role in one's weight, but so does mentality, genetics, environment, and hormones, (could be grouped in with mentality but I'm just specifiying). You said it yourself, "A lot of deathfats are deathfats because they didn't learn self-control as children and always used food to as an antidote to bad feelings or just boredom." And often times, it's hard and stressful for a good amount of people to switch diets, especially if they have some mental disorder. I'd probably go on but I don't wanna splurge, I'm just saying it's easier said than done.
the social experiment sounds like massive copium..I haven't had the chance to finish the video yet, but it seems that he is skinny again and this was all one big social experiment according to Nick.
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