Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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Cranky Old Broad said:
Yay, he lost weigh or is it real…blah blah blah.

Now, instead of gross thumbnails, are we to look forward to his gaunt, derpy expression?

He’s always grossed me out so I’ve never watched him apart from what’s been posted here over the years. I would love to hear him play his violin again, though. Too bad he squandered his talent to become an internet spectacle. A rich internet spectacle (but at what cost?)

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at the cost of having loose skin that he can get removed with his many millions. Bro won
 
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OK why is everyone on reddit and Twitter sucking his cock right now? "HES A GENIUS, HE MADE 2 YEARS WORTH OF FAT VIDEOS JUST TO GO NUH UH IM NOT ACTUALLY LIKE THAT".

Bullshit.

His youtube has a 7 month gap. It's entirely possible (albeit unhealthy af) to lose the weight he did in 7 months. Fuck, Christian bale has done it many times over, and in less time. I think he's either had some sort of surgery w/ a combination of extreme fasting diet/ozempic. It's really not impressive.

AS for the timeline, this fucker hasn't been secretly skinny for two years now, and people are fucking retarded for thinking that. Also, if I'm part of some "social experiment" where only he ruins his body and only HE gets his asshole blown out and paraded on the internet; I think i faired just fine in this "experiment".

All this was is just damage control on all the people criticizing him before he went zero dark thirty, and to try and make a rebrand after people finally had enough of his shit. If I remember correctly, some Asian chick had made a cancel video on him, and how he's secretly an evil, manipulative person. It was all uphill after that.. This has all the hallmarks of some PR company trying to do a comeback for him, and to memory hole all the accusations.

Well, jokes on him when he realizes that the entire point of his infamy was being a fat, annoying dickhead, and that people will become bored with "skinny joker faggot" quicker than they did Jonah hill.
 
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demicolon said:
Has one of you fat fucking fucks used Ozempic and can describe to the short bus class how it worked?
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Not used it, but since everyone's obsessed with it I keep hearing about it. It works by mimicking a hormone associated with blood sugar regulation and hunger cues. Its original job (for diabetics) was dealing with insulin and preventing blood sugar spikes, and slowing down digestion to keep you fuller for longer.

But it also seems to deal with the part of the brain that deals with reward and addiction behaviors, hence why it also shows lots of promise in getting alcoholics to quit drinking, smokers to quit smoking, etc, by making the brain register these activities as feeling less pleasurable than before.

Food addicts (or even just emotional eaters) on ozempic report just not caring about food anymore. Of course, for those who are the ozempic equivalent of a dry drunk, it's easy to regain the weight if you let the drug do the heavy lifting to avoid addressing why you were eating so much in the first place, and then stop taking it.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
I just wonder if he will ever be able to do what most Sumo wrestlers in Japan do once their career ends: slim back down to a normal size and live as long as most other Japanese men do. I doubt Nico has the willpower. Nothing to base it on,but I have that feeling.
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Lo and behold, I was completely and utterly fucking WRONG!

A great example of a post that aged like milk in the sun, but I will take my Ls when I earn them.
 
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people treating him like a genius as if he didn't have to show his poop encrusted blown out asshole to millions and act like the most disgusting pig on youtube in order to make the money in the first place lmao. Apparently eating slightly less is considered some insane 160 IQ move by most, although he might have been using snake juice PPP style.
 
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The "I was only pretending" faggots in this thread missed the part where he is now a millionaire.
Seethan Ralph said:
>be a slavic adoptee in US
>start your online presence by playing violin on jewtube
>start eating gorillons worth of calories on yt
>cry about it every single fucking time
>become a hamplanet
>be a giant faggot to the point of starting onlyfans
>photos of your asshole become a second goatse
>constantly start online cow dramas
>earn a 400+ page thread on kf
>have to use mobility scooter

>lose over 100 kg of lard (in less than a year!), become thin, if not ghostly
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Kruger said:
The "I was only pretending" faggots in this thread missed the part where he is now a millionaire.
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He's been a millionaire. He was a millionaire before he leaned into the gaining thing, before he lost weight. This thread is full of receipts about that and his real estate holdings. If someone at Chantal's level did this, the attention would push her into a different income bracket, but nik was already rich. (yes, more millions are nothing to shrug about But he was rich enough to retire before he started this "experiment")
 
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BillTheButcher said:
OK why is everyone on reddit and Twitter sucking his cock right now? "HES A GENIUS, HE MADE 2 YEARS WORTH OF FAT VIDEOS JUST TO GO NUH UH IM NOT ACTUALLY LIKE THAT".

Bullshit.

His youtube has a 7 month gap. It's entirely possible (albeit unhealthy af) to lose the weight he did in 7 months. Fuck, Christian bale has done it many times over, and in less time. I think he's either had some sort of surgery w/ a combination of extreme fasting diet/ozempic. It's really not impressive.

AS for the timeline, this fucker hasn't been secretly skinny for two years now, and people are fucking retarded for thinking that. Also, if I'm part of some "social experiment" where only he ruins his body and only HE gets his asshole blown out and paraded on the internet; I think i faired just fine in this "experiment".

All this was is just damage control on all the people criticizing him before he went zero dark thirty, and to try and make a rebrand after people finally had enough of his shit. If I remember correctly, some Asian chick had made a cancel video on him, and how he's secretly an evil, manipulative person. It was all uphill after that.. This has all the hallmarks of some PR company trying to do a comeback for him, and to memory hole all the accusations.

Well, jokes on him when he realizes that the entire point of his infamy was being a fat, annoying dickhead, and that people will become bored with "skinny joker faggot" quicker than they did Jonah hill.
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First off settle down there friend. Second off. He filmed all those videos 2 years ago and spent those 2 years both losing the weight and slowly trickling out the backlogged videos one by one. You can see a 2023 expiration date on a milk jug in one of his most recent videos. I believe someone posted the image in this thread already.
 
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I think I may have found something that disproves the 2 years claim he made.
His "Matt Stonie's 10,000 Calorie EXTREME NACHO CHEESE Takis Challenge" video was uploaded in April 15, 2023.
Everything I can find about this product says it only hit stores in March 2023 at the earliest (like this press release).

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(PreserveTube)

There's actually another video with the same product uploaded in Jul 19, 2023.
(GhostArchive, can't PT this one for some reason)

I'm thinking it's still possible he had every video after that pre-recorded, but I don't know if I buy it now.

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Best by date in one of the bags in the first video is July 5, 2023.
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It's August 8(?), 2023 in the one in the second video.
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How long are those usually, about 3 months?
 
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