Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a hapless toad]

Uh...I just realized something...

Her grandma, Judith Marie Reid? Reid was her maiden name. George Charles Reid, whom I've long assumed was ALR's grandfather? He wasn't. He was her great uncle, Judy's brother.

Judy and George Charles father was George James Reid.

ALR's father is George James Reid, Jr.

I can't, y'all. I can't.

Edit: California Birth Index for George Jr.

 

[Xenomorph]

So when did she tell us JAX DIED??

Man fuck Dusty fr

 

[+who.cares+]

Judith "Judy" Marie Reid Oct. 31, 1947 - Jan. 30, 2004
George James Reid Oct. 7, 1921 - Dec. 11, 1980

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Judith "Judy" Marie Reid Oct. 31, 1947 - Jan. 30, 2004
George James Reid Oct. 7, 1921 - Dec. 11, 1980

PETALUMA. THANK YOU. I've been spending more mental energy than I'd like to admit trying to remember where she was from in California. Still a little too close to my neck of the woods for comfort but now I can find something else to fixate on.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

How did she manage to mangle the word cameo so badly? Cameeo? Cyameeo?? What the fuck was that? And this "nnneeeeoooooo" shit needs to die, I thought that was an Alexis affectation she'd drop as suddenly as she picked up now that the greasy chola is (apparently) off the scene, but like Pookie herself it's clinging on for dear life.

And yet again we have the "never felt this supported, no one has ever loved me or cared for me like this before, I'll be a skinny legend by Christmas 2025 thanks to Tommy's unconditional blah blah blah" girl change the record we hear this shit every time you employ a new carer.

Edit to prevent double post: Damn, grandpa Reid was a top shagger. I wonder if Amber has any contact with that side of the family or if her dad's siblings/half siblings washed their hands of the useless junkie years ago.

 

[Bees]

Uh...I just realized something...

Her grandma, Judith Marie Reid? Reid was her maiden name. George Charles Reid, whom I've long assumed was ALR's grandfather? He wasn't. He was her great uncle, Judy's brother.

Judy and George Charles father was George James Reid.

ALR's father is George James Reid, Jr.

I can't, y'all. I can't.

Edit: California Birth Index for George Jr.

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So lesbo grandma Reid is mother of George jr, right? She named him after her dad and called him jr instead of II because ignorant. I knew a guy named after his dad, whose legal name was Junior. I knew another guy named Sam Jr who was named after the family dog and I’ve never set foot south of Maryland.

 

[Antiks]

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Absolutely fucking unbearable.

I genuinely cannot wait until the day fat Al dies from heart failure or septicemia from the puss filled folds in her bloated seeping laygs.

Just one glance at her idiotic moon face ruins my day.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Judith "Judy" Marie Reid Oct. 31, 1947 - Jan. 30, 2004
George James Reid Oct. 7, 1921 - Dec. 11, 1980

Wowzers look at that age difference. Both died at 59 yet he was 26 six when she was born. So creepy to think how they got together.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

And yet again we have the "never felt this supported, no one has ever loved me or cared for me like this before, I'll be a skinny legend by Christmas 2025 thanks to Tommy's unconditional blah blah blah" girl change the record we hear this shit every time you employ a new carer.

She never felt supported like this before, yet, Tommy is not moving to OKC.

It is amazing that the girl who put a timer on Becky so that she would not be alone for too long, is totally fine having a long distance relationship. Tommy was never going to move to OKC, and was not going to bring Amber to Wisconsin. The fact that Amber needs someone to entertain her will drive her absolutely insane when she could not reach Tommy for hours while she works or sleep. Tommy is certainly not going to drive her to Target or to restaurants. Amber does not fly, so Tommy will be the one to come to see her, probably every 2 to 3 months. How long will that last? I bet that Amber is already on the prowl.

How will Tommy help Amber lose weight? We already know the answer of this.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Which will it be? A 15 hour car ride or will Amber buy an entire row of seats to head to WI? I doubt she’s going, but can you imagine Amber going thru TSA and then being pushed by wheelchair to her gate? She would probably pay mama to go with her for emotional support and to do everything.

 

[touch it and die]

Maybe she could fly over to WI and hide Tommy in one of her folds on the way back. Kidnapping or not? No one will know regardless.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Which will it be? A 15 hour car ride or will Amber buy an entire row of seats to head to WI? I doubt she’s going, but can you imagine Amber going thru TSA and then being pushed by wheelchair to her gate? She would probably pay mama to go with her for emotional support and to do everything.

They’d have to check her fat folds for contraband.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Is Amberlynn too far to fly? Surely not. People who are 500 elbees just probably buy a second seat. She's short, so that should help. As long as she doesn't throw a clot, it seems okay to me.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

As if our dainty gorl would put herself in the mortifying situation of having to buy (at least) two seats.

 

[Crystalgoat]

I've known one person who had cellulitis. She also had Charcot-Marie-Foot disease and uncontrolled diabetes and a junk food diet - obese but nowhere near as fat as Hambeast. The cellulitis on top of the Charcot-Marie-Foot disease in her leg made her have to get her leg amputated. Would be interesting to see ALR hopping around

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Flying is too much of an effort than our gorl is willing to do. Buying tickets, getting to the airport, her issue with traveling alone (which she will probably blame on anxiety rather than her not wanting to make the necessary steps to get from point A to point) and God forbid she make the effort to go to the DMV to get a real ID

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber has stated before that she has a fear of flying, even if she did fly with her foster family to go to Disneyland. Amber has a fear of driving because of her anxiety. She also has a fear of taking an Uber or a taxi because, again, of her anxiety. It is all convenient.

 

[Peepeekakaland]

Amber has stated before that she has a fear of flying, even if she did fly with her foster family to go to Disneyland. Amber has a fear of driving because of her anxiety. She also has a fear of taking an Uber or a taxi because, again, of her anxiety.

Can't drive , can't fly , can't get to an Uber. Bitch has no phobias obviously she just likes being quirky. She has consumed so much that her self consciousness won't even allow her to drive by taxi and she just stays home or is completely reliant on her close ones to drive her around. Imagine fattening yourself so much that you can't fit in a normal car seat or at an Uber and you're too self-conscious to get on a fucking plane or a taxi because you cant stop shoving food in your mouth unbearable truely. The plane incident should have been one of the few wake up calls but bitch rather eat herself to death rather than be able to sit in a fucking car seat. So much for her independence amirite.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

I would love to see Amber on a plane. I think she would probably fit a seat better than Chantal, as Chins carries all her weight in her mid-section. Amber? I want to see her cram her trunks into the leg-wells. Every bit of turbulence or person moving in the seat ahead would have her sponge legs exuding pus through her leggings like a Play-Doh fun factory

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Just had the archive running in the background... and still gobsmacked that she's fully convinced the lunar landing didn't happen.

Guess not only the pictures from the event, but also the recent photos from the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter are fake, huh? Because those new photos clearly show the Apollo Lander tracks and the fucking flag.

Dumbass.