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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Hacker Jack announced on “F as in Frank” that he’s definitely getting the new iPhone. I guess he needs all that computing power to Xitter, FB and play Candy Crush. Pearls before swine.

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He also bought that 3500 dollar macbook 2 years ago and told the hadurs that he was a content creator and this was an investment to enhance his business with superior video editing/processing. That was the lie he told himself to go ahead with the purchase because of his consumerist brainrot. His shitty videos can be produced on one of those shitty $400 Gateway laptops people used to get trampled for on Black Fridays back in the day.

What is funny is that if he had waited a year for the Apple Silicon RISC processor powered mackbooks to come out, the base model mackbook air would run circles around whatever intel powered garbage he bought in terms of videon-processing. Those old intel MBP were not apple’s best effort. But that’s ok. It’s just a magic talisman for Jack since he clearly doesn’t do Jack shit for editing and has constant compatibility issues that nobody else seems to have.
 
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Great, now I wanna make butter. Heaviest cream I could find off a quick search is 35% though.

You really should. Its stupid easy and you can dress it up when you make it by adding minced garlic for garlic butter or cinnamon/sugar or whatever kind of butter you want. You don't really save any money making it yourself but it tastes way better than storebought butter.
 
Jack reviews the new Beetlejuice movie

He says the usual dumb shit he says in his reviews like rambling about political agendas and curse words

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Some interesting quotes

"There were little kids in the theater so you know, enjoy"

That sounds like a red flag, thankfully Jack isn't a pedo

"I think Tim Burton did the first one"

Its funny that he says this because anyone with the most basic knowledge of what a movie is would immediately know he did.

"Next week I'm going to see Reagan"

I expect he is going to glaze the living shit out of that movie, and praise it to the extreme. I am interested if he is going to mention there being "no political agendas" in a RONALD REAGAN MOVIE
And again the most superficial take on the movie. "I liked it. This was good" and of course he needs to go on about political agendas as if that's a problem and even if it was... it's not like he'd figure it out. He's such a mushbrain that something like that would fly over his head unless it had loud music and flashing lights saying "political agenda". Although considering him he might not even notice as he admits he doesn't pay attention to curse words so why would that be different?

You really should. Its stupid easy and you can dress it up when you make it by adding minced garlic for garlic butter or cinnamon/sugar or whatever kind of butter you want. You don't really save any money making it yourself but it tastes way better than storebought butter.
If you're going to go that route go cultured butter. It tastes even better.
 
Could it also point to the Flanders attempting to control their son in law's mongoloidistic spending?
IANAL, but based on the titling in the screenshot, it looks like Jack and Tammy are the trustees, meaning they exercise control over the trust assets (though they still have to administer the trust per the original agreement). I also can’t tell if it’s a revocable or irrevocable trust, though it doesn’t specify leading me to think revocable (meaning the trust agreement can be altered).
 
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Jack bought a shitty gimmick razor and didn't read the instructions and fucked up his goatee so he had to shave it off and we were able to get a good look at his array of chins on the live stream today.

I'm calling it Chinnagin:
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Oh my god, he looks likes those pink fish that attach to the F.L.U.D.D. from Super Mario Sunshine.
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So, i am drunk on a bus. Whatever happened to the Pink Chicken and the Lazy man?

I love hearing people make fun of Jack.
They’ve been streaming and I’ve seen one half of them posting in various threads, but iirc they had some recent gaps due to normal life. Which is fine as they seem recharged and have more contont to cover now.

Set up an alert for when they go live. It’s usually Saturdays around 2-2:30 eastern.
 
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