Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Man it'd be funny as fuck to see Cobra get into a nerdy but massive fandom like warhammer or WoW. I'd love to see the gourd trying to efuck chicks on WoW, imagine how funny the logs would be.
 
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Justanotherguy said:
Grandfather Nurgle would love him.
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"Sho like, I got this rash on my foot yewchewb, and this fat guy appeared in my dreams and he offered me some dark and gothic mead and told me if I worshipped him I wouldn't feel pain anymore. And like it was a pretty shweet deal yewchewb, I got these dank goth mushrooms growing outta my foreskin flaps, Jeshica's eyes fell out but she's got a new one on her stomach it's kind of goff, and my teeth don't hurt anymore and my mead ish stronger than vodka at thish point. That'sh what'sh up yewcheeewwwb"
 
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Toplane Tard Wrangler said:
Man it'd be funny as fuck to see Cobra get into a nerdy but massive fandom like warhammer or WoW. I'd love to see the gourd trying to efuck chicks on WoW, imagine how funny the logs would be.
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He doesn't have the attention span or spare dopamine for anything like that tbh. Imagine what a fucking disaster it would be if he tried to paint minis or actually physically play any tabletop stuff. And if he tried wow or an mmorpg he would be too bored and afraid of trolls to talk to people in game.

Also despite those hobbies being associated with antisocial nerds you actually have to be pretty outgoing and social to get into them, which Josh most definitely isn't. I don' think he's stepped outside of his lair to do an organized social activity since his last job.
 
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Toplane Tard Wrangler said:
Man it'd be funny as fuck to see Cobra get into a nerdy but massive fandom like warhammer or WoW. I'd love to see the gourd trying to efuck chicks on WoW, imagine how funny the logs would be.
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Maybe? I mean it wouldn’t be all that funny. On one hand you would think with him being into magic and casting spells “irl” getting involved in fantasy based MMORPG gaming would be the logical step. However on the other hand, he would be a drop in the bucket when it comes to the amount of degenerates that already play those types of games.
 
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He doesn't have the attention span or spare dopamine for anything like that tbh.
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Personally I think if he has the attention span to make a wand he has the attention span to paint at least a preassembled mini that a fan sent him. Obviously not advocating anyone pozload my neghole but you can't deny if someone sent him some miniatures the result would be better content than what we've gotten so far, even if he doesn't open the package on camera.
 
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Toplane Tard Wrangler said:
Personally I think if he has the attention span to make a wand he has the attention span to paint at least a preassembled mini that a fan sent him. Obviously not advocating anyone pozload my neghole but you can't deny if someone sent him some miniatures the result would be better content than what we've gotten so far, even if he doesn't open the package on camera.
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I think getting Cobes to at least do the base cost would be cool. Like, he does a wicked gothic base, with whatever colors he wants, and then you detail it.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Josh needs to get into Tarot reading. He can't be worse than the artsy TikTok millenials that do it, and he could charge people for card readings which would be MDWTFIU. I'd love to see him try to explain how getting The Devil is a good thing for some donator.
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Advice on boiling water? Yea man just low and slow so you don't let the water burn or whatever.
 
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G'Kar said:
i'm a big gay retard
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very brave of you to admit
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Josh needs to get into Tarot reading. He can't be worse than the artsy TikTok millenials that do it, and he could charge people for card readings which would be MDWTFIU. I'd love to see him try to explain how getting The Devil is a good thing for some donator.
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i can see it already "whats up youtube so im consulting the dark arts magic tarrot deck todayyy and im just gonna... shuffle em here... fuck. FUCK... ok and i got the devil hahaha yesssss thats what im talkin about"
he'd like this one because of the gothic half naked ladies, he'd pick it up once and immediately drop half the cards on the floor and we'd never see it again
 
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dramamine said:
very brave of you to admit

i can see it already "whats up youtube so im consulting the dark arts magic tarrot deck todayyy and im just gonna... shuffle em here... fuck. FUCK... ok and i got the devil hahaha yesssss thats what im talkin about"
he'd like this one because of the gothic half naked ladies, he'd pick it up once and immediately drop half the cards on the floor and we'd never see it again
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...so if we made him a cobra tarot deck...
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
I could see it. The Fool being Puffers, Clint the Emperor, the suits being Wands, Pentagrams, Goblets, and Guns.
Anyone got ExhumedVisions on speed dial?
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Shit, i might sketch these out. I've been thinking about doing some painting.
I'll do some sketches in an hour or so, I think I need to get drunk as a matter of principle.
 
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Toplane Tard Wrangler said:
"Sho like, I got this rash on my foot yewchewb, and this fat guy appeared in my dreams and he offered me some dark and gothic mead and told me if I worshipped him I wouldn't feel pain anymore. And like it was a pretty shweet deal yewchewb, I got these dank goth mushrooms growing outta my foreskin flaps, Jeshica's eyes fell out but she's got a new one on her stomach it's kind of goff, and my teeth don't hurt anymore and my mead ish stronger than vodka at thish point. That'sh what'sh up yewcheeewwwb"
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I'd say Chaos Undivided. Sure, he might be putrid like a Nurglite but he's also wrathful and short-tempered as a Khornate, decadent and lustful to make a Slaaneshi blush and makes the Lord of Change stable with how much he flip-flops over shit.
 
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i really hope that shotgun video made its way over to clintus and he's staging a second bogtervention of some kind. at a minimum he needs to get the gun(s?) away if he cares at all. and while he's at it he should make that JM restraining order fake a reality so the tub hag doesn't have a second chance to get back in to the gothic trailer palace. watching her silently keep him in frame with that gun under his chin and then proceeding to keep needling him after he didn't pull the trigger was so far beyond the usual insanity and inanity of the cobraverse, truly and honestly bone chilling that people like NAL are out there.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Shit, i might sketch these out. I've been thinking about doing some painting.
I'll do some sketches in an hour or so, I think I need to get drunk as a matter of principle.
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That would be so fun! And more doable than casting and filming the Biopic.

Eta I nominate a dank drink combo as the Ace of Cups.

Eta 2 Cobes has to be the Fool, the subject of the deck, and Puff replaces the dog. I guess Cobes would be most of the major arcana people based cards, idk.
 
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