Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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IM NOT LIKE FATRICK!
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This is a shitpost. Judge IS NOT LIKE FATRICK.

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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ggheW)

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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/eLnTt)

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Funny post from his Threads. Being Internet Famous is everything to this man.

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Even more recent Rick posts:
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Pig was almost redeemed, brags about how smart nikkki is for remembering she paid the bills that month.
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Also fatrick is probably the last person I want to hear say "Trust your gut" given how his own unshakable faith in his own gut has resulted in him turning into the corpulent cyst he is today.
What a retard, anyone else would hear a pajeet who can barely speak English (yes sir, very good sir) and hang up straight away. But he spoke to 3 scamming pajeets and was so convinced he called his energy company to confirm, fucking lol! This is 90 year old widow energy who is just glad to talk to someone. So much fat in his brain.
 
Meanwhile in the Fortress of Pig:
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I suppose that when one considers food delivery people as friends as the pork of man

Also errybody take a shot, we got a double fat finger moment in a single xeet
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And it seems in pig canon we are all straight up felons now. I.e. we have been already convicted of felonious pig poking by an as of yet unspecified court of law
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What a retard, anyone else would hear a pajeet who can barely speak English (yes sir, very good sir) and hang up straight away. But he spoke to 3 scamming pajeets and was so convinced he called his energy company to confirm, fucking lol! This is 90 year old widow energy who is just glad to talk to someone. So much fat in his brain.
Imma be real here, fatrick could seriously threaten Kitbooga's dominance of the scammer baiting market by recording his interactions with increasingly angry pajeets

1726001287178.png"YOU MUST NOT REDEEM!!!!!"
1726001395258.png"Yes Child I will...."
1726001287178.png"NOOOOOOOOOH!!! NO NO NO NO I WILL FUCK YOUR ASS YOU BITCH!!"
1726001395258.png"No Child you will not, this is simply not going to happen...."
1726001287178.png"I WILL FUCKING MAKE YOU MY PROSTEETOOT!!"
1726001395258.png"No Child, I am not nor have I ever been a prostitute. And i'm going to enjoy what happens to you nnnnneeeeeextTTTT...."

Then after 57 hours of this going around in a circle, Rangeet finally gets access to fatrick's bank account.....only to discover its long since been emptied to pay quasi
 
Even more recent Rick posts:
Clean. The. Toilets. Patrick.

God his rhetoric is insufferable. Also I think the boomer saying the dems voted against SAVE is proof enough. Without sperging too much, proof of citizenship to vote sounds benign enough, why would you say no? Plenty of other countries have some form, even Canada. It would only be because you feel like your voter base is a bunch of stinky Mexicans or other illegals (possibly also using dead people to vote).
 
Meanwhile in the Fortress of Pig:
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I suppose that when one considers food delivery people as friends as the pork of man

Also errybody take a shot, we got a double fat finger moment in a single xeet
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And it seems in pig canon we are all straight up felons now. I.e. we have been already convicted of felonious pig poking by an as of yet unspecified court of law
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Imma be real here, fatrick could seriously threaten Kitbooga's dominance of the scammer baiting market by recording his interactions with increasingly angry pajeets

View attachment 6402253"YOU MUST NOT REDEEM!!!!!"
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View attachment 6402253"NOOOOOOOOOH!!! NO NO NO NO I WILL FUCK YOUR ASS YOU BITCH!!"
View attachment 6402260"No Child you will not, this is simply not going to happen...."
View attachment 6402253"I WILL FUCKING MAKE YOU MY PROSTEETOOT!!"
View attachment 6402260"No Child, I am not nor have I ever been a prostitute. And i'm going to enjoy what happens to you nnnnneeeeeextTTTT...."

Then after 57 hours of this going around in a circle, Rangeet finally gets access to fatrick's bank account.....only to discover its long since been emptied to pay quasi
If only King Pajeet had known that he could sell the audio of this scam call to the pests for over US$10.
 
Its sad that out of all the people in milwaukee patrick has the biggest breasts
Ya know I was gonna make a rich evans joke, but then it occurred to me.

The RLM crew have previously (perhaps still currently) interacted a bunch of times with the local Milwaukee area movie buff/filmmaking community as seen in many of their earlier videos, and this is a group that would naturally intersect with general nerd shit communities the likes of which fatrick eagerly imposes his bloated form and ego upon until he gets quietly told to fuck off or be publicly rebuked and banned....so I wonder if somewhere in the depths of pre youtube there exists footage of rich evans and fatrick interacting and even getting friendly.... maybe giving eachother a quick and fully hetero bro-tug... perhaps rich spiking his drink with dollar store roofies and then piledrive fucking him right there on the bar next to the jar jar binks figurines, all in good fun as part of manly bro hijinks typical of the mid 00s
 
Ya know I was gonna make a rich evans joke, but then it occurred to me.

The RLM crew have previously (perhaps still currently) interacted a bunch of times with the local Milwaukee area movie buff/filmmaking community as seen in many of their earlier videos, and this is a group that would naturally intersect with general nerd shit communities the likes of which fatrick eagerly imposes his bloated form and ego upon until he gets quietly told to fuck off or be publicly rebuked and banned....so I wonder if somewhere in the depths of pre youtube there exists footage of rich evans and fatrick interacting and even getting friendly.... maybe giving eachother a quick and fully hetero bro-tug... perhaps rich spiking his drink with dollar store roofies and then piledrive fucking him right there on the bar next to the jar jar binks figurines, all in good fun as part of manly bro hijinks typical of the mid 00s

The odds that Tim Higgins at least met Pat are pretty much 100%, if you consider Tim part of the RLM crew.
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He was very active in the WI stand-up scene for Pig's run entire trot (2012-2018 ). He appeared on lots of shows with Pat toleraters like Ryan Mason and Chris Schmidt. Patrick was part of the "Caste of Killers" comedy troupe, and Tim appeared on their local access radio show at least once (Rick wasn't on that day). See below video with 4 views:


Only a smattering of "CoK" (dude! CoK! LOL!) shows got uploaded to youtube, sadly. Pig made at least two appearances, but they were only on the very dead platform Ustream. ( http://www.ustream.tv/channel/riverwest-radio2 ). I contacted IBM support trying to get the videos from those two dates at least, and they informed me they're 100% gone. Riverwest Radio uploaded much more diligently on Soundcloud, but not far back enough.

~3/4 of my post ideas hit dead ends. I'm even more autistic than people think.
 
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Hope everyone has prepared their brewskies and pizzas and such for the debate tonight. Inshallah there will be lots of drunken squealing and oinking on Xeeter.
The best part about Hot Take Rick is he’s always ahead of the curve. He doesn’t know the marching orders and so he says his own thing and tries to work it out himself and then he’s completely wrong and the marching orders come down from above and they’re completely different and he turns on a dime - a very flat dime.
 
"Kamala Harris performed beautifully last night. Anybody who says otherwise is a nazi MAGAt or someone trying to sabotage the voter base because she isn't Biden.

He's done. He passed the torch.

@kamalaharris I welcome you eagerly, madame president."

And several reply wars and snark. If I'm even 40% right on the tweet wording call me the pork whisperer.

Edit: FAAAWWWWK I forgot to slip sippy cup Caligula in there because I saw he's been bringing that "banger" back right as I clicked post. I'm not gonna edit it in now that's being untruthful.
 
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