Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Taco Santo!]

No bullshit, some of the best books in the world come from people like Roland. I've ranted about this before in the thread, but the thing that really made a lot of old-school authors good at their craft was that they went out and did all kinds of interesting things first, then started writing later, like Joseph Conrad and Ernest Hemingway. Living and working in Vegas would give you so much fodder for, say, a casino heist thriller or a crime novel set in the shitty parts of town that the punters and tourists don't visit. Something like Carl Hiaasen's Florida novels.

Or look at Louis L'Amour. He fucked up over and over and travelled the world as a seaman on really shitty small ships before he started writing stories down. The guy basically educated himself from random books he found at merchant mariner dormitories in 4th world shitholes. I don't think he had any formal education to speak of. I need to reread his autobiography.

Man, RIP James Earl Jones, can't even be mad at fats for soyposting about this one.

He'll always be Thulsa Doom to me.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Fatrick is called out by a well known journalist

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no patposters yet

Pat is still on about the power of "muh 223". Fatty, it ice picked. It went through cartlige, really soft tissue. That's called grazing. Trump's ear wasn't going to explode (as much as you wanted that).

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I worked at place with a lot of immigrants. As far as Haitians go, those fuckers will steal and eat anything. They are the reason I would not use the lockers at work. They would break into them and always get caught because they are dumber than the dogs they are trying to catch and eat. I saw one cut off a chunk of beef kidney, boil it in a knife sanitizer, and eat it. If there was a fight in the break room, 9 times out of 10 a Haitian was involved. I like to think I'm a worldly person but I've never met a more backward group of people than Haitians. I power leveled a bit but I have real world experience with these dirty dumb bastards, unlike Rick.

 

[Oliver Onions]

There's probably a good sci-fi story about the struggles of the last human city, on Mars, and their fight to survive after Earth is destroyed by FFWBT emissions. But Pat would never think of it. nor could he write it. He's busy, Elon Musk must be contained and Hitler Trump destroyed. Twitter needs all his efforts right now, stlaker childs!

You could re-write that old Ray Bradbury story where Pat is the only man left alive on Mars and walks around all day finding printouts of antagonistic tweets his younger (equally fat) self left him. "Enjoy solitude on the red planet, stalker me."

 

[Maude Snew]

Best things always happen after patposting is declared dead

I got ten on Rick trips on the stairs and menaces Niki. Here's a state of the art simulation the boys in the lab came up with.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He'll always be Thulsa Doom to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk will always be the best thing youtube has ever done

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Everyone in the only human city on Mars, Marswaukee, went to the stasis pods to ride out the annual two-week long martian storm, only for Patrick to be woken up 15 years later by the emergency computer because the batteries are running dry. He finds everyone else dead. The logs reveal that a gas explosion from Nikki's pod was to blame, and the original wake-up date of 14 days in the future was cancelled on account of unsafe levels of nubian gas in the stasis hall. He quickly figures out that this must be the work of the vandal or one of the other criminally obsesses stalkers so he makes it his mission to contact Earth and let them know about the stalkers' crime so they can finally enjoy prison. In the end the only way to power up the antenna is to pour every drop of alcohol in Marswaukee into the power generator.. a terrible price, but it works. The operators assure him that his sacrifice was worth it and he can now die satisfied that his report will go straight to Earth President Mullen.

 

[Post Reply]

Man who threatened to murder his wife and daughter enjoys a joke about another man murdering his wife. Interesting.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Fatrick is called out by a well known journalist

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Fat faggot with bitch tits needs to learn that someone in the crowd died.

A fire chief lost his life.

Call it a conspiracy, I agree it is and that details are debatable, but a bullet was actually fired and someone actually died.

To honestly believe this was set up by Trump is absolute niggercattle behavior.

I hope Trump wins and Fatrick feels humiliated. But I don't hope he quits Twitter, I want him to post so much that we can't keep up with it.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Dammit I was so hopeful that I’d found a genuine Rick novel but nope. It’s just a biography I presume.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He's going full retard to justify his leftist beliefs. Otherwise he has to admit that uncontrolled migration has downsides.

"Actual news stories of Haitians eating pets? No child, those are your anti-Semitic blood libel fantasies again."

Hopefully reality will kick in for most Americans when we have our own Cologne incident, or grooming gangs become a national topic like in Britain. But not Patrick, he's too far gone.

They ate mud cookies in their home country when food became scarce. When you're surviving on $2 a day of course you'd eat pet animals but I don't see why they'd do that here when they can just rob a store and walk away because some states just have revolving doors for police stations.

Fat faggot with bitch tits needs to learn that someone in the crowd died.

A fire chief lost his life.

Call it a conspiracy, I agree it is and that details are debatable, but a bullet was actually fired and someone actually died.

To honestly believe this was set up by Trump is absolute niggercattle behavior.

I hope Trump wins and Fatrick feels humiliated. But I don't hope he quits Twitter, I want him to post so much that we can't keep up with it.

That guy was a Nazi according to Patrick so his life doesn't matter.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

They ate mud cookies in their home country when food became scarce. When you're surviving on $2 a day of course you'd eat pet animals but I don't see why they'd do that here when they can just rob a store and walk away because some states just have revolving doors for police stations.

They probably haven't been introduced to the idea of food inside plastic containers yet. If it doesn't smell like a wet animal, they won't eat it.

Similar to Rick, now that I think about it.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

They probably haven't been introduced to the idea of food inside plastic containers yet. If it doesn't smell like a wet animal, they won't eat it.

Similar to Rick, now that I think about it.

Some would use pets for ritual sacrifice but that's not that many of them unless all of the Haitian Vodou practitioners are leaving the island leaving the Catholics behind. Island isn't worth living on with the Clinton Rodham family owning it.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

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Dammit I was so hopeful that I’d found a genuine Rick novel but nope. It’s just a biography I presume.

I read that in middle school. It was pretty bad.

 

[Judge Holden]

Pig was almost redeemed, brags about how smart nikkki is for remembering she paid the bills that month.


Also fatrick is probably the last person I want to hear say "Trust your gut" given how his own unshakable faith in his own gut has resulted in him turning into the corpulent cyst he is today.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Pig was almost redeemed, brags about how smart nikkki is for remembering she paid the bills that month.

How the fuck can you be so stupid? Someone calls me - I ignore it. I don't care if they send the SWAT team, I'm not paying taxes answering my phone. It doesn't even ring for unknown numbers!

Ok but assume you answer and they start to lead you on .... like ... just be like lol do you want this $400 in unmarked gift cards shoved RIGHT UP YOUR FAT PAJEET ASS, JACKIE?‽!

"Oh no you're gonna turn off my power? Fuck you shut it off, you faggots drop power every month anyway what's the difference!"

Shit-for-brains meats shit-stains.

Anyway this fat fag Rick just enabled an entire new group of pestposters to call and tell him that his dildo subscription is about to expire.

 

[Judge Holden]

How the fuck can you be so stupid? Someone calls me - I ignore it. I don't care if they send the SWAT team, I'm not paying taxes answering my phone. It doesn't even ring for unknown numbers!

Ok but assume you answer and they start to lead you on .... like ... just be like lol do you want this $400 in unmarked gift cards shoved RIGHT UP YOUR FAT PAJEET ASS, JACKIE?‽!

"Oh no you're gonna turn off my power? Fuck you shut it off, you faggots drop power every month anyway what's the difference!"

Shit-for-brains meats shit-stains.

Anyway this fat fag Rick just enabled an entire new group of pestposters to call and tell him that his dildo subscription is about to expire.

His gullibility to prank callers/texters has always been his most endearing trait



But then thats our tiddy two chins!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pig was almost redeemed, brags about how smart nikkki is for remembering she paid the bills that month.
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Also is fatrick is probably the last person I want to hear say "Trust your gut" given how his own unshakable faith in his own gut has resulted in him turning into the corpulent cyst he is today.

Ah yes, it's because of the "stalkers" that they're not trusted. Not that the people in his city hate him and he's known to lie about everything.

Anyway this fat fag Rick just enabled an entire new group of pestposters to call and tell him that his dildo subscription is about to expire.

Off topic, but these make for a great gag gift around the holiday season.
Just imagine, sitting around the fire place with family and your Jewish wife opens it up in front of parents and close relatives. Priceless

https://bigohbox.com/shop/

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

His gullibility to prank callers/texters has always been his most endearing trait
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These are some of my favorites of all the bits because he complied every time. I wonder if he gets any legit ones and thinks they're pests who found his new number somehow.

I'm also reminded of the first few texts after he changed and the new owner was confused. I wonder if they became a patposter.

 

[Judge Holden]

Damn, even fucking pig man is bored with his own as of yet hypothetical novel and is skipping to the end in his mind