Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Meat Streets said:
That would be so fun! And more doable than casting and filming the Biopic.

Eta I nominate a dank drink combo as the Ace of Cups.

Eta 2 Cobes has to be the Fool, the subject of the deck, and Puff replaces the dog. I guess Cobes would be most of the major arcana people based cards, idk.
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Ozzy as the pope
The bike as the chariot
 
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okay I'm a little drunk now

THESE ARE JUST TO GET IDEAS!
The emporer.
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Hanged man? Judgement?
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Empress
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Death
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The Fool (same background and everything as classic illustration, but with puffers sunning himself)20240910_173235.jpg
The Magician (chi ball) and Hierophant? (The dick and balls sigil, the 8 pointed star he drew, and black smoke + green flame)
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The Tower
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
I could see it. The Fool being Puffers, Clint the Emperor, the suits being Wands, Pentagrams, Goblets, and Guns.
Anyone got ExhumedVisions on speed dial?
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anliteralidiot said:
okay I'm a little drunk now

THESE ARE JUST TO GET IDEAS!
The emporer.
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Hanged man? Judgement?
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Empress
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Death
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The Fool (same background and everything as classic illustration, but with puffers sunning himself)View attachment 6402627
The Magician (chi ball) and Hierophant? (The dick and balls sigil, the 8 pointed star he drew, and black smoke + green flame)
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The Tower
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Devil should definitely be NAL
 
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Uber driver reviewer said:
I don’t think I’d be in a rush to grab a loaded firearm from anyone unless it was already pointed at me. Much better to try to talk someone down first rather than wrestle, have the trigger get pulled, and a hole blown in something or someone,
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cobes isn't exactly the type of person you can reason with through talking. i wouldn't jump on his ass but i'd still be willing to approach him if it meant stopping him from blowing his lid off.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
okay I'm a little drunk now

THESE ARE JUST TO GET IDEAS!
The emporer.
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Hanged man? Judgement?
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Empress
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Death
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The Fool (same background and everything as classic illustration, but with puffers sunning himself)View attachment 6402627
The Magician (chi ball) and Hierophant? (The dick and balls sigil, the 8 pointed star he drew, and black smoke + green flame)
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The Tower
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Honestly, my thoughts:
The fool - Puffs, represents a journeying soul
The Magician - Chi ball.
The High Priestess - I feel like the mystery goth chick would be better, namely Bailey/Izzy as they weren't real
The Empress - The Wendy's Girl. who represents money in abundance.
The Emperor - Papa Nips. Who else rules Josh's sad pathetic miserable life?
The Hierophant - That homeless veteran who gave Josh the phrase "That's what's up"
The Lovers - That one picture of a young Josh groping Steph's boobs.
The Chariot - Bike(weather permittable)
Strength - Darf. I cannot think of a single man who better embodies the principles of strength than Darflinny B.
The Hermit - Cobes himself, holding a drink combo in lieu of a lantern. Seems pretty obvious.
Wheel of Fortune - The snub-nose with one bullet loaded.
Justice - The Casper Police Department, the sword replaced with a gun.
The Hanged Man - Gothic Dee, who made the ultimate sacrifice by getting involved with the Cobraverse. Alternatively, Josh's sex doll or Shon.
Death - Homeboy Scotty, rest in peace.
Temperance - A spilled drink combo.
The Devil - Either Scrapper Steve for being the biggest sicko, or Castellus Zemi, the fat manlet who got Josh fired from Wendy's.
The Tower - Gothic Clocktower Dream House.
The Stars - An empty lizard tank, the sign of hope that Puffers will come home one day.
The Moon - The lightning storm Josh conjured up.
The Sun - I honestly have no idea. Summer, maybe? His future did look pretty bright at that stage.
Judgment - Josh on a raised cliff blasting The Star Spangled Banner with the backdrop of a US flag to an indifferent audience.
The World - A shirtless josh holding numerous wands.
 
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Healthy Boy Brand said:
I'd say Chaos Undivided. Sure, he might be putrid like a Nurglite but he's also wrathful and short-tempered as a Khornate, decadent and lustful to make a Slaaneshi blush and makes the Lord of Change stable with how much he flip-flops over shit.
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I feel like he's a cosmic plaything for all the chaos gods in some way. Nurgle gives him plenty of afflictions as a testament to his abnormally high constitution, just like he did with the Death Guard. Tzeentch makes the drink combos spill, the bottles act cute, the troles all dance to the tune of the Changer of Ways. Slaanesh whispers dark temptations into his ears as he wanks to Chaturbate and doordashes him duster and everclear when she's not furiously fapping to Josh and NAL yelling at each other. Khorne fuels his drunken rages and death threats, but his hold on Josh is the weakest of all the ruinous powers.
 
PetiteFeet said:
is Blair White even related to the cobraverse? I don't recall Cobes ever talking about specific trannies.

Also please please please Mrs. Green tarot card. And the Dog chair.
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Maybe I am mixing up names, I have never kept up with troons. Cobes has been really into some right-wing tranny on youtube and I believe many talking points of his were inspired by it recently. NaL is mad at trannys now, and I can't help but feel it is related to Cobes somehow.

Perhaps a crystallized Mrs. Greene perched on her staff as death and the bogchair as the hermit?

Not sure if hermit or hanged man:


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PetiteFeet said:
is Blair White even related to the cobraverse? I don't recall Cobes ever talking about specific trannies.

Also please please please Mrs. Green tarot card. And the Dog chair.
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Cobes occasionally watches her (I use the correct pronouns because Blaire is based) stuff so he could use them for his gender relayshuns rants. He also used to jack off to her but stopped when he learned she still had a dick.
 
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FinnSven said:
The point is AnOminous is a lawyer, and while you have had direct experience of it, you may not have completely understood as you are not a lawyer.
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Actually, no. I am a J.D., I have academic qualifications, I have worked on the administrative end of things, and I have personally had to deal with the mental health system (including as a recipient).

A lawyer is simply someone who has a license to practice law. Nick Rekieta is a lawyer.

Maybe this particular guy is actually so nuts he was legitimately 5150'ed or Baker Acted or his state's equivalent. He certainly sounds like it.
gran_autismo said:
You might be on psychiatric drugs and going through psychiatric treatment, but this does not make you a psychiatrist.
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Dude, I don't make the rules bro, but if you have congestive heart failure, you are automatically a heart surgeon. If you have brain cancer, that means you're an oncologist.
cyclical_yamashita said:
i really hope that shotgun video made its way over to clintus and he's staging a second bogtervention of some kind. at a minimum he needs to get the gun(s?) away if he cares at all.
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This. As much fun as slapping around tards can be, it's really a waste of time talking to a gibbering idiot and his socks. Cobes would be much safer without guns, and much safer in a group home for that matter (even though I have explained the reasons that shit does not happen with people like Cobes), and after that whole shotgun thing, that 72 hour hold thing can be a life saver.

Somehow the scumbags who always ayylawg the fuck out of this guy couldn't manage to call that in, though.
 
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