Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

nothing happened

When will Methica learn?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Jessica keeps failing the the boglim keeps winning. I feel so bad for her parents right now though.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Could also be a false flag and some troll called it in posing as Jessica.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Could also be a false flag and some troll called it in posing as Jessica.

You just KNOW it was her. After all she DID tag the Casper Police on that one vid she posted.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Could also be a false flag and some troll called it in posing as Jessica.

either way cobra rules their sad pathetic life.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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This resting cobra is too peaceful for a Tarot deck.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Will all of the grease from that burger infect the cut on his face?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Will all of the grease from that burger infect the cut on his face?
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Grease is the paw paw ointment equivalent for Boglimkind.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Will all of the grease from that burger infect the cut on his face?
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Small stuff compared to the foot wound.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Small stuff compared to the foot wound.

You say that now but just wait until his face starts to bulge out like a dog with a wasp sting.


We all know Josh feels about taking showers.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

You say that now but just wait until his face starts to bulge out like a dog with a wasp sting.
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We all know Josh feels about taking showers.

Jord Sandeux has colonies of beneficial yeast and bacteria that keep bogwitch rot and other diseases at bay.

 

[Law]

tbh I was considering Blair White for one of the lady cards

It's funnier if it's a misgendering.
Make Blair the Heirophant.

 

[Halloween23]

Do you guys think Haitians eat bearded dragons?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He just uploaded a short video saying that NAL called the cops on him but nothing happened

Even now, he's going to keep sending her gifts in private while trashing her in public.

She's only going to get angrier.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Even now, he's going to keep sending her gifts in private while trashing her in public.

She's only going to get angrier.

I wonder why he'd send her gifts though? My impression is he told her at some point on one of the trips she wanted to try some special beer and it wasn't available in Casper, and being the gothic gentleman he is he was true to his word.

Between this thread and the NAL thread I think we are only aware of 5% of all the goings on and discord gayop conspiracies. I think there are a few buddy troll aloggers deep in both with Cobes and NAL and are stirring shit up constantly behind the scenes. If this wasn't happening the drama would die down in a few weeks and Cobra would be right back to his old self. I doubt he's trying to keep in contact, and all contact is being encouraged by the alogs talking to each about how the other said this or that about you etc. Hopefully Cobra will learn to become immune to this in time, NAL will never let it go until she has found another target.

The good news is Cobra seems motivated at present to put effort into his projects. He even said he's going to get that wand made.

Spoiler: Story time

When I was in higschool a small group of sociopaths convinced two of the special needs kids each was talking shit about the other. They worked on this for a few weeks which culminated in a big public one on one fight between the tards. The assholes who caused this were never punished, because the adults were all spineless cunts. This is what I think is happening with NAL and Cobes, and until one of them figured out they are being manipulated it'll keep dragging the boy back in.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I wonder why he'd send her gifts though? My impression is he told her at some point on one of the trips she wanted to try some special beer and it wasn't available in Casper, and being the gothic gentleman he is he was true to his word.

I think part of it is his autistic adherence to keeping a promise (I won't say keeping promises in general, because he reneges on plenty of those) and the other part is that he goofily thinks he can still be friends with NAL?

Like he can somehow just demote her to a drinking buddy and we can all go back to normal?

It could also just be that he ordered the beer before all hell broke loose. Who the fuck knows, honestly.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Like he can somehow just demote her to a drinking buddy and we can all go back to normal?

What if that's what happened when she went back? He never said he was back together with her, when he was streaming with her there.

 

[ibeatmywife]

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What if that's what happened when she went back? He never said he was back together with her, when he was streaming with her there.

Tbh that's what I assumed happened. He treated her like a groupie TWU

 

[FinnSven]

When I was in higschool a small group of sociopaths convinced two of the special needs kids each was talking shit about the other. They worked on this for a few weeks which culminated in a big public one on one fight between the tards. The assholes who caused this were never punished, because the adults were all spineless cunts. This is what I think is happening with NAL and Cobes, and until one of them figured out they are being manipulated it'll keep dragging the boy back in.

Sounds like the cripple fight episode of South Park.
But I suppose surprisingly in that particular episode it wasn’t Cartman manipulating the other children.

Maybe someone needs to hint to Cobes to change the locks on his trailer and not let her in if she shows up again?

That way when the police show up, she will be the one screaming and probably nude outside his door.
Once it’s established that she doesn’t live there, then perhaps the police will impose a restraining order on her, and problem solved?

 

['Ole Dente]

I think there are a few buddy troll aloggers deep in both with Cobes and NAL and are stirring shit up constantly behind the scenes.

It is fair to assume that’s the case 100% of the time with any cow but with Cobra, he only really listens to them 10% of the time.