Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[AltisticRight]

Applying for MENSA is a fantastic way to gauge intelligence, but not for the reasons some think

They have paid memberships. Cog should pay for it to show he's a galaxy-brained nigga.

 

[Anti Snigger]

They have paid memberships. Cog should pay for it to show he's a galaxy-brained nigga.

I don't know why this popped into my mind, but it did

 

[Cynicaller]

@noxdestroyerofkino sent me a threatening email and some schizophrenic bullshit about Cog. If he comes back, report him, or make a TTS thread.

Were the emails he sent unprompted or something? Nobody except Windy even acknowledged him in this thread so the idea he got pissed enough to threaten you directly within two hours because one person essentially called him retarded is great.

I took a look at his profile and literally the only other user to engage with him since Monday was Nate Higgers

God it would be so fucking funny if they both triggered him enough to do that

 

[Nate Higgers]

Were the emails he sent unprompted or something? Nobody except Windy even acknowledged him in this thread so the idea he got pissed enough to threaten you directly within two hours because one person essentially called him retarded is great.

I took a look at his profile and literally the only other user to engage with him since Monday was Nate Higgers

God it would be so fucking funny if they both triggered him enough to do that

Literally all I asked him is “what the fuck is a “tropical freeze”” after he schizoposted this half essay length homoerotic diatribe in PPP’s thread so yeah, it would be hilarious

 

[Burd Turglar]

The answer is about tree fiddy.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Cog is British.
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MENSA application: Denied

I've seen this one do the rounds a few times. the total inability of people to just think about what the thief walks away with in the end is astonishing. You can have a retard debate over counting the store losses based on sale price vs price they buy at but so many people are too stupid to even get to that level of argument.

Clearly they lost $300 because the thief was Jobless Johnny who then went back to the store for triple the refund AND the change.

Surely 500 after he "donates" cup noodles and UHT milk only the take it all back again when the camera is off.

 

[PauperVita]

Literally all I asked him is “what the fuck is a “tropical freeze”” after he schizoposted this half essay length homoerotic diatribe in PPP’s thread so yeah, it would be hilarious

Laughingman is psycho level obsessed with PPP in Cog’s chat. For me this little episode confirms laughingman sent the fan letter and even though his dox is iron clad, confirms the dox. That makes 3/4 paypigs so far to confirm their dox. Cogbots are fucking retarded.

I've seen this one do the rounds a few times. the total inability of people to just think about what the thief walks away with in the end is astonishing. You can have a retard debate over counting the store losses based on sale price vs price they buy at but so many people are too stupid to even get to that level of argument.

The tendency is for the autistic person to make it more complex and desire every detail such as the merchant’s markup…however that’s not what Cog did, and got it wrong in a way no one else would. He really is a lot more retarded than anyone here realizes.

 

[Windy Moors]

Is Cog annoying? Yes
Does Cog sperg out? Yes

When the fat laughing man is calling you an annoying sperg, it's time to stop.

 

[Jex]

If you have "sexy" in any of your passwords you need to stop and have a think about you life choices

 

[Runch]

Fuck off Johnny. Clearly you thought it was $200. Those who overthink this will usually land on $200. Store lost $100 cash, then $70 goods, and even spat out $30 so it's $200.

The answer is $100. They lost $100 and the thief gave that money back. They spat out $30 change and the thief left with $70 worth of goods also. In the end, the the thief gained $30 cash and $70 of goods. The $70 of goods is worth less than $70 because the store upsells to make money but we're not talking about profit margins.

Cog is a dunce and a retard.

Involving goods at all is a complete red herring, and the question isn't what the thief ultimately gained. The thief didn't "give the money back," they performed a completely normal transaction that could've come from any customer.

A better way to look at it is:
You shop at a store for years, buying stuff, sometimes getting change back.
Then you steal $100 from the store.
Then you continue shopping at the store for years, buying stuff, sometimes getting change back.
How much did the store lose?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The whole question is designed to trip someone up so if you solve it too fast or miss a part it's easy to fuck it up. The tantrum afterward is the sign of a moron though.

Nice added bonus with the schitzo in the thread though.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Dudley Diddler
Grimsby Groomer
Manchester Molester

 

[Autischic]

The most humiliating part about Jason, Brian, Paul, Kim and Beth is STILL that they support Johnny Harrison and his eternal hashbrown grift.

Excited to see who is on the next stick.

Edit: Local archive of Toilet Tales With Clog: The Lost Treasure Of Grimsby, because this is PPP's best cogposting yet

 

[Sammich]

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The most humiliating part about Jason, Brian, Paul, Kim and Beth is STILL that they support Johnny Harrison and his eternal hashbrown grift.

Excited to see who is on the next stick.

Edit: Local archive of Toilet Tales With Clog: The Lost Treasure Of Grimsby, because this is PPP's best cogposting yet

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PPP did a real good job with that.

 

[Doug S]

Cog is incapable of admitting he’s wrong and laughing at himself.

Funny that you said this because I was thinking the same thing when I saw Cog deleted the post. And then I realized that so many lolcows probably wouldn’t exist if they were capable of laughing at themselves. Now I’m wondering if that’s a crucial component to being a lolcow.

 

[PauperVita]

 

[AltisticRight]

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Imagine the smell.
Actually, don't.

 

[Windy Moors]

I love pictures of smug Cog:

Especially because he has absolutely nothing in his life that would warrant his sense of superiority, just like Ralph.

 

[Tablet County]

I love pictures of smug Cog:
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Especially because he has absolutely nothing in his life that would warrant his sense of superiority, just like Ralph.

At least he can still make facial expressions, unlike Ralph who only seems to have two faces at any given time.

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

has absolutely nothing in his life that would warrant his sense of superiority, just like Ralph.

Which is why you can tell he's not genuinely smiling in these photos, I see nothing but rage and mental illness in those cold angloid eyes, photos taken not to savour the moment but to own the trolls. I am just not convinced this man is capable of genuine happiness.