Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[redcent]

she's definitely using those ancient woman's world magazines for recipes. yarrow, you have the internet. jfc. there's thousands of more authentic and much tastier recipes out there than some midwest mom's take on "foh." (yarrow definitely pronounces it like that.)

That is absolutely not pho, it's Americanized ramen with a couple of extra spices. I'm not as food snobby as I used to be, but I'm still offended.

Did Americans not grow up on women's weekly cookbooks?

 

[pink cigarettes]

Did Americans not grow up on women's weekly cookbooks?

The ones who did brought a class action lawsuit against the magazine for crimes against humanity. They settled out of court in exchange for a canister of fried onions and a bright blue pantsuit.

 

[redcent]

The ones who did brought a class action lawsuit against the magazine for crimes against humanity. They settled out of court in exchange for a canister of fried onions and a bright blue pantsuit.

Is duck cake really that hard to do?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

The difference is all the pictures I could find were on relatively attractive models - can't exactly sell someone on a look if said look is modelled by someone as ugly as them, got to create those unrealistic expectations. Nobody wants a haircut as worn by a dumpy pooner.

Said it before and I'll say it again:

Attractive as either gender = androgynous


Ugly as either gender = nonbinary

 

[Meowzers]

Did Americans not grow up on women's weekly cookbooks?

i have something even better: my family has kept a decades-old cookbook featuring recipes from midwest grandmas from all across the county i was born in that's thicker than a bible, and probably read more than a bible. but there's only so many "margie's/susan's/sharon's/grammy esther's famous green bean casserole" recipes to try over the years before shit gets boring. even now my boomer aunties are starting to forgo the family cookbooks and magazines and now turning to their tablets for newer (to them) more *ethnic* recipes (if theyre not putting raisins in potato salad, anyway). grandma june's enchiladas are...edible, but abuelita juanita's are going to be absolutely bangin' and i'm grateful her immigrant grandkids translated the recipe and shared it online for white bread midwest/northern amerifats like yarbles and me. yarbs seems to be the only one who hasn't gotten the message.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

An update from last night:

I'm sure it's a recipe for intestinal outrage that we will hear about later.

Edit to add chilli update:

What the fuck did she put in that chilli to make her so aggressive?


'The only people who care about 9/11 anymore are the surviving family of the victims and the conservatives.' Great misuse, as always, of 'anymore' when she means 'these days.' I don't think that's true. 'Get this virtue signaling out of here' is very rich, coming from her.

Today, on 9/11:

The only thing she has to say about 9/11 is that a pedo paid for his fans' flights out of the city and that a bunch of German men got sad about it.


Again, another thing rich coming from her, when she compares people to Nazis all the time to escape conversations that she is not capable of having.

This was on a post about the Darien Gap:

Whomp whomp... Your brainless joke failed.


But not a black and white cat like Siggy...?


She's a cat.


I don't know what a sex worker (not the word he used) has to do with it.


Grandma has a Samsung Galaxy A15 5G.


I think she gets most of her music and movie content through watching retarded reaction videos. She sounds defensive.


DOUBT. Even to the claim she can sing in English. Singing runes out of a book in a wobbly voice does not count. I would love to hear her singing along to Rammstein.


'I chemically bring myself back down again with other plants' What...? Is she pretending to smoke weed?


I think you're supposed to cut the raspberries up, not just throw them in some cake mix. They look awful, but she tried and it's better than posting degenerate shit online, although it doesn't help her weight.

Edit to add:

A kiwi finding the exact guy she's talking about in 3... 2... 1...

This one, by any chance?

 

[Plague Flea]

Grandma has a Samsung Galaxy A15 5G.

Lou Gags has recently got one of these. Truly they are meant to be together.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't know what a sex worker (not the word he used) has to do with it.

It's at least on-topic; Grandpa was describing a boomtown with an influx of workers, and people selling things to the workers. Prostitutes are part of that, but of course that's Stephanie's big takeaway.

DOUBT. Even to the claim she can sing in English. Singing runes out of a book in a wobbly voice does not count. I would love to hear her singing along to Rammstein.

And once again, the exchange follows the formula:
e-famous person: self-contained joke post
Stephanie: does not acknowledge that post is a joke, changes subject to talk about herself

'I chemically bring myself back down again with other plants' What...? Is she pretending to smoke weed?

"Recess" is yet another expensive canned drink, although she might be buying it in powder form.

Looks like they're going for both new non-drinkers and general organic woo people. 8 cans for $30 bought directly from the website; unsure if they sell at her gas station convenience store.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Am I being autistic or is this tumblr post earnestly informing the 14-year-olds that make up the Columbine fangirl community that Dylan Klebold's birthday isn't the most notable thing about September 11th? I would assume that it is tryhard edgy humor, but it is also so whiny and retarded, I can't even tell if it is supposed to be funny.

 

[moorhen]

think you're supposed to cut the raspberries up, not just throw them in some cake mix. They look awful, but she tried and it's better than posting degenerate shit online, although it doesn't help her weight.

That’s such a sad looking muffin, lmao. It looks like an undercooked pancake in a muffin liner.

It looks like a combination of the wrong oven temp and no baking soda. I’m assuming she tried to make it from scratch because fucking up box mix that bad is nearly impossible, but not beyond the realm of shit she can do.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I don't know what a sex worker (not the word he used) has to do with it.

You know, for someone who's usually all about the ~sex work is real work uwu~ mindset, she sure is quick to throw out there that a lot lizard showing up is a sign the town's gone to shit. I mean, that's correct, but it feels a bit at odds with her usual lip service to how cool and empowered whores are.

Also fuck you Stapphy, normal people who actually give a shit about anyone but themselves do still care about 9/11. I specifically avoid tumblr on this day every year because I know its gonna a bunch of little edgelords posting hot takes about an event they're too young to remember, but Stapphy IS old enough to remember that shit. Guess she can only care about human suffering if someone she's horny for is involved.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

As far as I'm concerned, being attracted to real murderers and real children is okay, so long as you don't make real-life contact.

Archived here.

Yarrow Brown runs a transgender organization called Southern Tier Transgender Advocacy, with access to vulnerable young people who seek out guidance and support. Do not contact them, especially if you are under 18, because their founder believes that being attracted to children is okay, as long as you don't make real life contact. So don't contact Southern Tier Transgender Advocacy, based in the Binghamton/ Broome County area of Upstate New York, because Yarrow Brown sides with pedophiles, has admitted to pedophilic thoughts, and writes fan fiction online depicting sex with underage boys.

Anyway.


Uwu Jeffy!


No surprises that Siggy doesn't want to cuddle her.


This was after saying she wanted people to 'come at' her after eating two bowls of chilli. I don't know how easy it is to get into slapfights on Blue Sky, but she's obviously looking for them.


Curses work really slowly, if they're only just getting results from casting them 8 years ago.


Wow. Just... wow.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

My takeaway:

Staph has too little empathy and too much money

So, business as usual

(I don't know how much her tugboat is but it's too much if she's refusing to drink water in favour of exclusively $4-a-can whatevers)

Edit to add holy fuck she blatantly literally said being attracted to children is ok I just ate my fucking lunch and now I want to yarf

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

"Real-life contact"?

Staph has just openly admitted that she believes grooming/sexually abusing children via the Internet is acceptable.

At last, we get confirmation that she regrets NOTHING from the Deviantart saga where she groomed and manipulated children, and confirmation that she will absolutely do it again if she comes into contact with minors. The Internet Lumberjack needs to come and cut down that Internet right now.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Just curious -- has anyone here ever had Staphf show up in their dreams/nightmares? Because last night I did. I was supposed to wrangle her through a massive and labyrinthine shopping mall which was full of stores that sold nothing but luxury goods. Really high end clothing, shoes, accessories, home furnishings, the whole thing. At first she was sort of dazzled by the stuff and kept running off to look at/manhandle the displays, just wrecking things by handling them roughly; looking at them and then just throwing them on the floor. When the store personnel would approach her she would start shouting insults at them, inlcuding many of her favorite gems ("You want me dead, don't you?" "Come over here and rape me!" "You're a nazi!" "This is abelist!" "Where are the things for intersex folx?").
I don't really remember how it ended other than getting really lost in the mall and not being able to find an exit, or the way back to the entrance. Not a nice thing to wake up to.
This could be a sign to take a break from this thread but it's my favorite.
Yes, I know no1currs.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

My sympathy for being assigned as her dream journey wrangler. A truly unenviable position.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

No surprises that Siggy doesn't want to cuddle her.

Man that cat kinda hates her huh? At best Siggy is resigned to tolerate her situation because she figured out she can basically get unlimited treats whenever she feels like it by acting like an asshole. It's true enough that not all cats are lap cats - it'd be one thing if the cat just isn't the type to physically climb up on you or like being picked up or held - some cats are just much more comfortable with all four paws on the ground. But in my experience, after sufficient time to get comfortable and build trust, almost all cats (even semi-feral or traumatized ones) eventually start seeking out affection on their own at least sometimes when they feel like it. Non-lap-cats will still come sit next to you snug against your hip or whatever and indicate if they want their head scratched, and if Siggy won't even do this when Staph has had her for many months at this point, that is a bit strange.

That cat doesn't trust her. Probably because Staph doesn't even try to think about others beyond what she wants from them and is a narcissist who gives zero fucks about boundaries, imposing her... affection... on other individuals in ways with no regard to clear indications it is unwanted and uncomfortable. This is why her only "relationships" are imaginary one-sided affairs with people she's only ever seen on TV, and likely why all her cats hate her as well. (For the record I'm not saying she sexually molests her cats, more equating it to why it is typically more appropriate to give a toddler a stuffed cat versus allowing them to interact with your cat unsupervised and expect the cat to like it.)

...Well, that, and there is also the fact that cats are relatively clean animals and Staph just plain cannot be bothered to fuck with the entire concept of personal hygiene, except for when her dad ends up in the unenviable position of finding her stank so unacceptable he has to lose his shit at her until she does something about it. Yes, cats are known to use their tongues as toilet paper, eat their own afterbirth, sniff each others' assholes, and mark their territory with piss, but Staph is visibly unwashed enough that I bet she could gag one of these creatures by smell alone. She probably leaves a rank, greasy film clinging to Siggy's fur when she comes into contact with her and the poor cat might just be having a completely understandable "nope" reaction.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Also she likely got her potion from one of these sites
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Who's gonna take one for the FRED and buy that Etsy wank and neck the whole bottle to see how strong it is?
Go and ask for Lokis side of the story.


Also lol Staph's reply to the chicken soup person proves Miss ' on govt disability for crippling mental illness' has never actually been depressed.

"mine won't cuddle, but makes up for it by richocheting around the apartment stir crazy, bolting for the door out, and meowing at me for food non stop which I complain about constantly"

Yeah you're right that is a great substitute for affection and uh helps with anxiety


Fucking hell, this one must be the most flat out unrelated, showoff, me me me, not even true, reply tweet ever it's astonishing

''My cats breath smells like catfood''

"sing in modern German"
Reminder that Rammsteins lyrics are never very much more complicated than-

"Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich"

And
"MUTTER"
*dooloodoo doo*
"MUTTER"
*dooloodoo doo *

And
"Ich will!"
*Dunununununun*
" Ich will!"
*Dunununununun*

Much polyglot! So also you can speak in modern German, natrulich?

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Yarrow Brown runs a transgender organization called Southern Tier Transgender Advocacy, with access to vulnerable young people who seek out guidance and support. Do not contact them, especially if you are under 18, because their founder believes that being attracted to children is okay, as long as you don't make real life contact. So don't contact Southern Tier Transgender Advocacy, based in the Binghamton/ Broome County area of Upstate New York, because Yarrow Brown sides with pedophiles, has admitted to pedophilic thoughts, and writes fan fiction online depicting sex with underage boys.

I know it's late to be asking this, but did she ever explain why she calls her organization Southern Tier Transgender Advocacy when she lives in Upstate New York?

 

[PigFarm]

Rammstein almost broke up because 9/12 gave them the feels?
The band who has members that makes gore porn and sings about how America is garbage is just so sad, moreso than the average bystander, that they almost broke up when touring the USA? Is that what she's claiming?


That's such a hilariously retarded take on it. Unless anyone can quote where she's coming up with this garbage, I press doubt. If anything was causing stress during their US tour, it was because there was concern that another attack would happen and they were performing in major cities.