Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Windy Moors]

Who the fuck wants to give Nick Rekieta money as he drunkenly slurs his way through the Presidential debate? Especially when you probably have a multitude of options as to who you could watch (Sean, for instance).

Honest to God retards, there is a high chance a few live in residential facilities for the feeble minded.

Send that faggot back to Mexico.

Hear hear! Well said my good man.

Balldo's house of horrors is still showing active. I wonder how to open house went yesterday.

I imagine it went something like this:
"Lovely house and view but WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THAT SHOWER?!"

 

[TurdThrower]

God... We need the Balldoman to do something funny.

I take pride in my ignorance on coke, but, general question to anyone, is there anything that it could be laced with that might make him go out into public doing some crazy shit like stripping down and walking around with a bucket on his head and swinging a shovel around like it is Excalibur? Would be funny to see him blurred out, ranting like a lunatic about farmers and African-American comic book makers, and getting tasered on whatever Live PD is called now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

is there anything

Nick on PCP/angel dust would be amusing. Though he acts retarded enough without it.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick on PCP/angel dust would be amusing. Though he acts retarded enough without it.

Nick would not have the retard strength or endurance normally associated with people on PCP, though, because of his emaciated incredibly fat and useless body.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I take pride in my ignorance on coke, but, general question to anyone, is there anything that it could be laced with that might make him go out into public doing some crazy shit like stripping down and walking around with a bucket on his head and swinging a shovel around like it is Excalibur? Would be funny to see him blurred out, ranting like a lunatic about farmers and African-American comic book makers, and getting tasered on whatever Live PD is called now.

A nega-Don Quixote arc would be pure kino.

 

[Gorton Colu]

A nega-Don Quixote arc would be pure kino.

If Nick loses his mind completely and starts to literally tilt at windmills, I will become a fan again. I want a stream where claims he is Napoleon.

At that point degenerate and useless Nick would be effectively dead and knightly Sir Nicholas of the Order of the Balldo would be born.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I imagine it went something like this:
"Lovely house and view but WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THAT SHOWER?!"

Frankly, that shower is a death blow on any listing. It tells you the pipes are old and badly maintained. Which leads to "Is the electrical in the same shape?" Then it gets worse with the mold and dust sightings.

 

[not william stenchever]

Frankly, that shower is a death blow on any listing. It tells you the pipes are old and badly maintained. Which leads to "Is the electrical in the same shape?" Then it gets worse with the mold and dust sightings.

It's bad enough that someone that has no idea about plumbing or electric will ask themselves "what the fuck is wrong with this place?"

And then they see next door the Qover frolicking naked outside putting silicone torture devices in orifices between every cocaine session.

 

[Desktop User2]

Balldo's house of horrors is still showing active. I wonder how to open house went yesterday.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/12565-52nd-St-NE_Spicer_MN_56288_M85495-05695?from=srp-list-card

Whatever is the problem in the plumbing, it affects the master bathroom as well, check out the sink:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

check out the sink

Look at the spigot and tub, too.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I'm just saying, I would contribute my portion of funding to the Kiwi timeshare.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Balldo's house of horrors is still showing active. I wonder how to open house went yesterday.

Rekieta with Realtor: "AND here's where me, my wife and housemaid did watersports. You can't even tell on the carpet, but boy was that fun!"
New Looking Homeowners: ....

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I think Barnes just might have a passive retard field projects onto others. Like his bald head is an Orb of Stupidity that radiates out to those he talks to. Rich Baris has been hanging out with Barnes and the Canadian and he’s become slightly more annoying.

Also, on the topic of the anime he likes. Redo of the Healer is a really shit power fantasy to the point where the author just tried writing a gross power fantasy to appeal to weirdos online. Like it’s just a 40 lbs box of rape, don’t open it.

I think Shield Hero is more tolerable, but it’s an RPG isekai (shit). The main character is an edgelord who uses slavery (in setting it’s basically an exp exploit) to his advantage. Basic premise is dude is summoned as a hero, gets a the equivalent of Chikorito for a starting weapon, intentionally framed for sexual assault, and has his reputation thrown in the mud.
The main character has a collection of women around him, but for the most part they are daughter-analogues or friends. I never got that far, but a friend told me that one of the jokes further along is that a character is in love with his Chicken Daughter (human form that looks like an eight year old), but due to him being mindfucked by time travel and everyone thinking it’s creepy.

 

[Jungle Strike]

le sigh I am too tired from listening to LA comedian podcasts at the cubicle farm to watch the debate, if only a learned lawyer distilled key points from last nights debates to make me a positively High Info Voter (HIV+).

Huh Rekieta law that's a funny name *le click*
"Ha-he-hey chat, wanna know whaa what me and Willie Brown have in common? We both got fucked by a prosecutor"

Informative, thank you Balldo, Esq.

 

[AnOminous]

You’ve left out the worst one, Flare’s sister Norn, whose age is never given but is suspected to be between 10 and 12. She’s not only raped and mind controlled into being a sex slave like the rest of the main female characters in that anime, she’s also extra mind controlled into believing she’s the main character’s little sister, adding incest to the pedo rape. And make no mistake, there is literally no consensual sex in that series.

This is the man calling people pedos:

I take pride in my ignorance on coke, but, general question to anyone, is there anything that it could be laced with that might make him go out into public doing some crazy shit like stripping down and walking around with a bucket on his head and swinging a shovel around like it is Excalibur?

Jimson weed.

 

[Desktop User2]

Look at the spigot and tub, too.

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It´s well water, could just be natural iron water but giving the decor remains the same since the 80s, there are tiles missing after they moved some furniture in the master bathroom, I´d guess lack of maintenance and corroding pipes. Man, after I changed to PEX, I never looked back.

 

[Peace Through Power]

= Shower Shanking by a Lifer

Nick's final resting place

 

[Vibralldo]

You’ve left out the worst one, Flare’s sister Norn, whose age is never given but is suspected to be between 10 and 12. She’s not only raped and mind controlled into being a sex slave like the rest of the main female characters in that anime, she’s also extra mind controlled into believing she’s the main character’s little sister, adding incest to the pedo rape. And make no mistake, there is literally no consensual sex in that series.

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So Nick says a pedo incest rape anime is his favorite?

Did the cops happen to give his kids any further tests or just the cocaine one? They probably should have. Especially the daughters.

For no specific reason.

 

[Tablet County]

Nick's final resting place
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I'm picturing this but with the Dark Souls font that shows up when you enter a new area.

 

[Desktop User2]

Honestly just waiting for his ego to get the better of him so he can ascend into proper lolcowdom.

He may very well not ever get to that point. Mid-westerners have a propensity to be more down to earth on the whole than other demographics. Plus, letting his ego get the best of him could lead to him being disbarred or censured by a legal ethics committee.

Wholesome Nick. He's a good boi

Was searching the OP for the rape anime reference and this sequence of consecutive posts caught my attention.