Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Peace Through Power]

I'm picturing this but with the Dark Souls font that shows up when you enter a new area.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Rich Baris has been hanging out with Barnes and the Canadian and he’s become slightly more annoying.

Rich went on an all out hissy fit over yesterday’s debate. Way out of character for him.

Here’s hoping he becomes another cow to milk if Donaldo loses.

Did the cops happen to give his kids any further tests or just the cocaine one? They probably should have. Especially the daughters.

The hair test should cover any illicit substances in the analysis.

Someone feel free to correct me as it’s been a bit since I first went through the docs.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Nick's final resting place
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Is this where Nick is finally gonna melt into, just like Ronnie Ralph and his couch surrounded by hoard?

 

[Vesperus]

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ProGamer Tip: If you equip the Titanite Balldo you become immune to all poisons, at the cost of losing your humanity and becoming hollow forever.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

All Nick seems to talk about these days is pedos....interesting. It's almost like he thinks about only that all the time. Weird.

 

[Sharpeteer]

All Nick seems to talk about these days is pedos....interesting. It's almost like he thinks about only that all the time. Weird.

These days when Nick says something about anyone else, I now by default assume he also does, or is said thing.

That's certainly not my fault. Fool me once...

 

[Commander X]

I have to be on record as saying I never found Rekieta entertaining or worth watching back in his peak era, his law-talking was unimpressive to me. Though I see people taking his side now, out of pure dumb Dick Masterson-stye contrarianism for its own sake, or they're some weirder breed of libertarian or they take the position that Aaron Imholte is a nerd so Nick R. is cool, or something. To those people I say that you can find both Rekieta and The Toe contemptible.

 

[Swole McPole]

Reminder that literally anything Dick Masterson AKA Juju The Cow, a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow, says is purely for attention because he never got over the fact Josh successfully cut contact with him, and Nick implying he's a pedo is because it's one of only two 'jokes' he has rattling around his otherwise empty skull.

The pair of them -- Rekieta and Masterson -- are reminiscent of a pair of fat chicks who got dumped by the hot guy with the dreamy eyes and then went on to spend the next ten years bitching and moaning about all manner of imaginary failings. Is it because they want him back? Or are they just resentful because they're the one who got dumped rather than being the dumpee?

Of course, both of them would immediately run back into Josh's warm embrace if they ever got the chance. Because that's just how those fat chicks are. But they were both dating out of their league and they need to find a dark complected man like Drexel who doesn't mind a lover that's carrying a few extra pounds.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I have to be on record as saying I never found Rekieta entertaining or worth watching back in his peak era, his law-talking was unimpressive to me.

Yeah yeah, you are the others here that were smarter than the rest of us, and had him pegged for being a hack early on. I truly do envy all the time you saved not listening to this faggot even when he was "good."

or they're some weirder breed of libertarian or they take the position that Aaron Imholte is a nerd so Nick R. is cool, or something. To those people I say that you can find both Rekieta and The Toe contemptible.

His current fans are the dumbest breed of internet users ever - cooomers in their goon caves, lolbertarians that cheer child endangerment and abuse because "muh child responsibility" even through these people lack any sense of responsibility themselves, believes every outlandish conspiracy ever, absolutely moral-less, the kind of people that buy every ridiculous "anti-woke" product, and finally, people I'm convinced are legally blind (cannot notice the physical decay, or coked out behavior on screen).

You seriously have to be the most liquid brained person ever to buy "anti-5G" pills, especially since there's a very good chance the phone in your hands that you used to buy them has 5G built in. Run into traffic.

 

[not william stenchever]

they need to find a dark complected man like Drexel who doesn't mind a lover that's carrying a few extra pounds.

Even Drexel has commented on Jersh's dreamy eyes by calling them soft. Drexel wants that autistic Floridian banana pepper too.

 

[Niggernerd]

Was searching the OP for the rape anime reference and this sequence of consecutive posts caught my attention.

A fool I was

 

[RotPockets]

Does anyone else think Nick sperging about watermarks was second hand information he absorbed by listening to JuJu seething about the Kiwi Farms watermark? Nick then regurgitated that information to Barnes while bitching about his case who granted it credibility because Nick is a non-practicing attorney, then Barnes repeated it right back to Nick because he knows that is what Nick wanted to hear, leading Nick to certify the theory as credible because he was also hearing it from a fellow attorney. I think Nick uses sycophants to gaslight himself.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It's too little, too late. If he  is going dark on streams to try to curb the alogging, continuing to make an ass out of himself on twitter isn't doing him any favors either. He's suffered a lot of deep, narcissistic injury (obvious from his attempts at lashing out) but he just can't help himself.

Edit: it's also  possible he's not streaming on the advisement of his lawyer given how the Frank's appeal is seeming to go for him. In balldoman's mind, something like "you need to stop talking online" probably becomes "well, I'm not  talking, I'm xeeting, there's a difference."

Does his lawyer look like the kind of guy who'd do that? He looked more like the "yes massa" cgoody type to me.

 

[Desktop User2]

Does anyone else think Nick sperging about watermarks was second hand information he absorbed by listening to JuJu seething about the Kiwi Farms watermark?

Probably not, just a way to claim the video was edited hence the white pixels might have been added by the uploader or the compression bullshit.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

To those people I say that you can find both Rekieta and The Toe contemptible

I think most of us here agree, it's just Aaron is a convenient vehicle to a-log Nick.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

Does anyone else think Nick sperging about watermarks was second hand information he absorbed by listening to JuJu seething about the Kiwi Farms watermark? Nick then regurgitated that information to Barnes while bitching about his case who granted it credibility because Nick is a non-practicing attorney, then Barnes repeated it right back to Nick because he knows that is what Nick wanted to hear, leading Nick to certify the theory as credible because he was also hearing it from a fellow attorney. I think Nick uses sycophants to gaslight himself.

I think this can be credited to a man grasping at straws. When you’re well and truly fucked (like Nick) an argument like this is your best bet. You look, feel, and sound retarded, but that’s all you have.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick's streaming career was over the moment the Hedonism 2 stuff broke, you can see him begin to stop using common insults like cuck

Percent of Nick's YouTube streams containing the word "cuck" (including suffixes like -old, -ed, etc)

2018 62%
2019 62%
2020 70%
2021 52%
2022 68%
2023 32%
2024 21%

and degenerate

Percent of Nick's YouTube streams containing the word "degenerate" (including suffixes like -ed, etc)

2018 27%
2019 27%
2020 32%
2021 50%
2022 56%
2023 24%
2024 20%

 

[Captain Manning]

Percent of Nick's YouTube streams containing the word "cuck" (including suffixes like -old, -ed, etc)

2018 62%
2019 62%
2020 70%
2021 52%
2022 68%
2023 32%
2024 21%

That's interesting. I would have guessed because of his beef with Ron Toye, 2019, and not 2020, would have been the peak.

The sharp dropoff beginning in 2023 certainly makes sense though. For obvious reasons.

 

[Pelican Bones]

It´s well water, could just be natural iron water but giving the decor remains the same since the 80s, there are tiles missing after they moved some furniture in the master bathroom, I´d guess lack of maintenance and corroding pipes. Man, after I changed to PEX, I never looked back.
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It's not going to be from pipe corrosion. The house was built in '81. It's going to be all copper tubing on the pressure side and PVC on the waste side. Anything red is coming from the water itself.

Edit: I just looked something up and apparently sometimes GRC is used for the drop pipe in the well and has a 15-20 year life span. It could be that the pipe going down the well has never been replaced and is corroding out.

 

[AltisticRight]

Percent of Nick's YouTube streams containing the word "cuck" (including suffixes like -old, -ed, etc)

2018 62%
2019 62%
2020 70%
2021 52%
2022 68%
2023 32%
2024 21%


Percent of Nick's YouTube streams containing the word "degenerate" (including suffixes like -ed, etc)

2018 27%
2019 27%
2020 32%
2021 50%
2022 56%
2023 24%
2024 20%

"Your honour, the defendant is self-aware as a cuckold, please see these charts indicating the use of such words".