Artcow Patty Locke / Peter Locke / AuntBibby / UncleBibby / petermobeter - Artistic autist and kino musician whose every thought is a randomtxt. Abstract pansexual and virgin with rage, but keeping cheerful.

[PetiteFeet]

My heart is warmed for the chance to share that Bibby has graced us with a music track.
YouTube

Edit: Realized maybe I shouldn't share the audio file after all, even if it's intended as archival. Is it cool to share here or should I not?

You should definitely archive it and post it here. Any scrap of Bibby music deserves to be saved because I think he has genuine talent.

 

[ghastlyretard]

You should definitely archive it and post it here. Any scrap of Bibby music deserves to be saved because I think he has genuine talent.

Say less. I've re-attached the mp3 to my previous post

I wish I were a smarter man so I could properly express my thoughts on this track. All I know is that I love it, and it hasn't stopped playing since I saw the upload.

 

[pictures of the moon]

Another banger, glad he's still sporadically creating.

He's on Reddit saying people are comparing him to Chris Chan. Sad, he's clever and talented, something Chris never was and never will be.

I couldn't find the comment, it's not on any of his recent videos.
But I did find a troll commenting on one video "The Best Case Scenario For Dying (story)" archive


He's so mellow and funny.

edit: im retarded

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I spent a lot of time today going through Patty's content on YouTube and this thread. This is a heartwarming human being and I adore this person. I'm inclined to use Patty's preferred pronouns because she is such a genuine and nice person.

I have met professional musicians who don't have the kind of creative intuition that Patty does. It's sad that the musical side declined. I really wish Patty would make more art because that's how she fits in with the rest of the world.

The self-awareness of her disabilities is hard to listen because you can tell she struggles and does not want to be the way she is - she knows it affects her loved ones. It seems like Patty's parents try their hardest and so does Patty.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Another banger, glad he's still sporadically creating.

He's on Reddit saying people are comparing him to Chris Chan. Sad, he's clever and talented, something Chris never was and never will be.
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I couldn't find the comment, it's not on any of his recent videos.
But I did find a troll commenting on one video "The Best Case Scenario For Dying (story)" archive
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He's so mellow and funny.

edit: im retarded

Its the same little faggot twice, some reddit soynigger questing for updoots with JuJu the Cow tier snark and Bibby just bitch slapped the little cunt.

About the only response that fag deserved anyone as painfully unfunny should have been left on a hillside for the coyotes at birth.
I like how casually Bibby just dismisses that gay shit.

I see those Chris Chan comparisons all the time and its retarded, Bibby is nothing like CwC, the only thing they have in common is autism.

I spent a lot of time today going through Patty's content on YouTube and this thread. This is a heartwarming human being and I adore this person. I'm inclined to use Patty's preferred pronouns because she is such a genuine and nice person.

I have met professional musicians who don't have the kind of creative intuition that Patty does. It's sad that the musical side declined. I really wish Patty would make more art because that's how she fits in with the rest of the world.

The self-awareness of her disabilities is hard to listen because you can tell she struggles and does not want to be the way she is - she knows it affects her loved ones. It seems like Patty's parents try their hardest and so does Patty.

Bibby's music is quality, its the work of someone with genuine talent, Bibby's always been creative in a way thats way beyond CwC's lazy, half assed self insert plagiarism, Chris doesn't have a genuinely creative bone in his body, even his fucking Deity delusions are stolen from a fucking weeb videogame or anime.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Bibby's music is quality, its the work of someone with genuine talent, Bibby's always been creative in a way thats way beyond CwC's lazy, half assed self insert plagiarism, Chris doesn't have a genuinely creative bone in his body, even his fucking Deity delusions are stolen from a fucking weeb videogame or anime.

Not only this, but Patty is genuinely funny. Her video of turning into a plant had me howling - it's an excellent bit for people who are socially anxious. The new video about the best case for death is also really good, even if it is concerning. I wish Patty would think less about death, less about suicide, and do more videos praising herself.

There's a lot to praise about Patty.

 

[ghastlyretard]

Finally, the take we need on the new Jersey drones. I wasn't aware they were car sized though.

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Finally, the take we need on the new Jersey drones. I wasn't aware they were car sized though.

Spoiler: Archive

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Now this is what I come to Kiwi Farms for. I hope Patty is right and the ayys want to trade for technology that will cure the tics, OCD, and violent meltdowns.

Also, am I retarded? When did Patty get a girlfriend?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Finally, the take we need on the new Jersey drones. I wasn't aware they were car sized though.

Spoiler: Archive

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Yeah some of them are fucking big. It's weird as shit.
Hell I hope Patty is right. Close Encounters of the Third Kind is one of the best movies to come out of the 1980s.

I never got my fucking Hoverboard in 2015, I'll settle for Aliens.
As long as they're friendly and not Xenomorphs. Or Whitley Striber types that travel lightyears to shove probes up people's asses.
You know you'd think after 40 years of abductions they'd have reached the limits of what anal probing can tell them.

Assuming they aren't probe happy and the Close Encounters kind I'll roll the dice for Aliens as long as Bibby gets to meet them. I think we found a great ambassador. Bibby's a pretty good musician.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

What if they are benevolent aliens and they choose Patty as their representative? They heal Patty of all her ailments and we start getting more absolute hits like "Cravings."

 

[Mudkipcorn]

Patty wrote an SCP story.

The reddit posts amuse as always. I scrolled through the past month and he's mostly posting on /transhumanism and /autism.

His urges to transform into a dog or other objects. Despite the furry gear and rage meltdowns, I still can't help but see Patty as wholesome.

Spoiler: Transformation

Spoiler: He give a little bit of insight into his rage meltdowns and trannyness

I love his expression here.

This was posted to the transpositive Reddit. It got no comments, despite being taken at 5 years HRT on his 33rd birthday. I like your image, Patty!

He actually has breasts because he took rispiderone for years to calm his rage meltdowns. So Patty has had moobs since before becoming a tranny.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

i wann be a Olde English Bulldogge. i wuld go WA-UFFF, WA-UFFF like a fiersome dogy. but i wuld be friendly & snuggly.

I love Patty so much.

I'm worried about the decline in grammar. Have we ever figured out what meds and doses she is on? The decline since the failed ECT has been steep and hard to watch, but I wonder if Canadian healthcare (an oxymoron, I know) is making things worse.

 

[NerdShamer]

but I wonder if Canadian healthcare (an oxymoron, I know) is making things worse.

While psych meds generally fuck you up, in the long term. I really think that the failed attempt at ECT had fried too much of his brain

 

[PetiteFeet]

Yeah the ECT can have a longterm negative effect on your brain. You're basically just frying the brain indiscriminately and I've heard of people getting their short term memory fuck up from just a couple of sessions.
I feel so sorry for Patty. I want nothing but good things to happen to him.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

Breaking news: Bibby has gone T4T and is now online dating a disabled trans woman.

He's also considering getting his testicles removed, though he says he probably won't. Shocking nobody, Patty confirms he's a virgin.

In disappointing news, our hero laments the loss of creative powers over the past few years.

That said, we did get a little song not long before this post. Not his best work but better than I could do. And he made a video about getting some new furry gear from the UK.

Another wholesome yet oddly deviant post about his personal issues and transformation fixation. Not sure why this was posted in a kink forum.

But aliens are far right so he'd better be careful.

And the furry thing continues...

I only looked at posts from the last two weeks so there may be some gems from February.

Edit: Scrolled down the user history page a bit further and found another acknowledgement of the Farms.

The post he's replying to was deleted. But he's clearly checked since September as he knows the thread length. I would never harass you, Patty. I just like to follow your social media because it's very interesting. You're an interesting person <3

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

That said, we did get a little song not long before this post. Not his best work but better than I could do. And he made a video about getting some new furry gear from the UK.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Patty, if you read this: I genuinely love, respect, and care about you. I hope an alien/AI/goddess/eldritch god heals you so you can make beautiful songs and excellent videos for the rest of the world to enjoy. It is my belief that your creative work is the solution for world peace.

Thanks for the updates, @Mudkipcorn.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I wish people would learn the difference between "harrassment" and "people noticing your existence and commenting on it amongst themselves."

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I wish people would learn the difference between "harrassment" and "people noticing your existence and commenting on it amongst themselves."

Personally, I find Patty fascinating and charming. And I genuinely love the music and videos. There are people whom I genuinely enjoy hating like the Tate brothers, and there are people whose downfalls I enjoy watching like Anthony Cumia. With Patty Locke, updates feel like sitting down to watch beloved Saturday morning cartoons.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Please flourish and thrive, Patty. We may look at your online posts but we LOVE you. I would love to have a chat with you, maybe play fighting games. You could teach me because I'm very bad at them.