WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

How long will Wing's marriage last?

  • > 6 months

    Votes: 773 27.4%
  • A year

    Votes: 512 18.1%
  • Until death do they part

    Votes: 1,539 54.5%

  • Total voters
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Wow, some truly epic one-liners in there. For me it's gotta be Yugdax's hilarious zinger of "Page 5" which got the biggest belly laugh out of me. Where do they come up with such witty, original jokes?

Whenever I feel like my brain is rotting from following lolcows, DSP and Wings trolls remind me that I'm at least a long way off reaching their levels of dumbassery.
 
Wow, some truly epic one-liners in there. For me it's gotta be Yugdax's hilarious zinger of "Page 5" which got the biggest belly laugh out of me. Where do they come up with such witty, original jokes?

Whenever I feel like my brain is rotting from following lolcows, DSP and Wings trolls remind me that I'm at least a long way off reaching their levels of dumbassery.
Its not the most high brow I'll admit, but it is pretty pathetic he still hasn't consumated.
 
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It amazes what details lolcows divulge online, especially with an army of trolls watching them.
Yeah it's insane. I don't like Boogie at all and never have, but I only know Wings through clips back in the day from PKA and that and LCL, and I only follow this thread and their reddit in ocassion now lol. I just can't help but think that stuff pisses him off in private given what he will freak out about without embarassment.

On the odd time I've seen a clip of him playing recently he's like a prisoner, he isn't good at shooters and clearly doesn't even enjoy himself but I suppose he will have zero audience left if he goes to Minecraft or whatever.

The thing is about Wings, he says a lot of stupid (and disgusting) shit, but if you took away his ability to post videos, I imagine he would fade away into some desk job somewhere pretty easy. He's not a full on retard like some.
 
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Yeah it's insane. I don't like Boogie at all and never have, but I only know Wings through clips back in the day from PKA and that and LCL, and I only follow this thread and their reddit in ocassion now lol. I just can't help but think that stuff pisses him off in private given what he will freak out about without embarassment.

On the odd time I've seen a clip of him playing recently he's like a prisoner, he isn't good at shooters and clearly doesn't even enjoy himself but I suppose he will have zero audience left if he goes to Minecraft or whatever.

The thing is about Wings, he says a lot of stupid (and disgusting) shot, but if you took away his ability to post videos, I imagine he would fade away into some desk job somewhere pretty easy. He's not a full on retard like some.
He doesn't seem as far gone as Boogie and DSP. I can't imagine either one of those two working a regular job. IIRC, Wings was at least doing Door Dash somewhat recently until the trolls ruined it for him.

Losing access to upload would do a lot of them a world of good. I could see Boogie immediately trying to crawl back because that's all he's known since the late 90s, but maybe Wingo would see the bright side of life. The trolls would be restless if he disappeared. I reckon they'd actually IRL stalk him.
 
He doesn't seem as far gone as Boogie and DSP. I can't imagine either one of those two working a regular job. IIRC, Wings was at least doing Door Dash somewhat recently until the trolls ruined it for him.

Losing access to upload would do a lot of them a world of good. I could see Boogie immediately trying to crawl back because that's all he's known since the late 90s, but maybe Wingo would see the bright side of life. The trolls would be restless if he disappeared. I reckon they'd actually IRL stalk him.
They'd probably get bored eventually though as creepy as they are if he worked in a normal office or even some kind of business (now that will likely never happen...). Edit business he owns I mean I'm high today

It would do them all good but I think only Wings would survive, and the fact his wife is a nurse and he could maybe getvaway with part time helps
 
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He doesn't seem as far gone as Boogie and DSP. I can't imagine either one of those two working a regular job. IIRC, Wings was at least doing Door Dash somewhat recently until the trolls ruined it for him.

Losing access to upload would do a lot of them a world of good. I could see Boogie immediately trying to crawl back because that's all he's known since the late 90s, but maybe Wingo would see the bright side of life. The trolls would be restless if he disappeared. I reckon they'd actually IRL stalk him.
if he disappeared im sure at least one of his trolls will earn a thread on here. disappearing is actually the most entertaining thing richaroo can do
 
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it is pretty pathetic he still hasn't consumated.
That's why Kelly cheats but on a side note: Why do so many of these guys think about him sexually? It's not a one time occurrence. They really do have discussions about his penis and it's very strange.

YoloDikSwagger imagined his boogers as Kelly's crotch slime and Wings007 spent more time thirsting in her messages than with his own family. When told some day Wings might impregnate Kelly he sounded almost heartbroken. There is a strange, romantic, sexual tension between the trolls and Richard.
 
Wings007 has a kid right? Genuinely no idea some of those guys are twisted
He's not married though and doesn't have access to his son besides monthly visitation.
Something he confided to Kelly when venting about his many problems through texts.
Considering Ralph and Wings007 have kids, maybe the solution to the incel problem is becoming white trash?
There are a lot of similarities between the two. Wings007 looks like a skinny version of a younger Ralph.
 
He's not married though and doesn't have access to his son besides monthly visitation.
Something he confided to Kelly when venting about his many problems through texts
Oh man, I always wondered how this info came to light. What a colossal retard. 1000IQ move sharing that information with your sworn enemy's wife.

It's so funny that he tries to project this image of this cool dude with the whole 007 shtick (the champagne glass emoji, classy Pepe avatar, 007 in his name), yet he spills embarrassing details like this to Kelly of all people.

Why do so many of these guys think about him sexually? It's not a one time occurrence
Funny you say that. I went to our good friend Wings007's Youtube channel to screenshot an example of him using that gay champagne glass clicking emoji and came across this:

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🥂:cunningpepe:
 
Did any of you give a shit about the water ballooning shit that was meant to happen?
Boogie is more of the star of LCL than Wings is because Keemstar knows if he pushes Jordie too hard he will throw a fit and walk off for good.

Whatever punishment for Wings they script for that week is going to be something only he agrees to do.
most people here actively keep up with lolcow live or wings anymore.
This. It's not hard to check in on Wings but harder to sit through his main streams. It's dead air until he rages at whatever game he's playing. Medication killed 99% of the troll empire.
 
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Lolcowlive viewers are now theorizing that Wings' moderator 'Tea', is actually Kelly and is the one behind the gofundme that would support Tea and her battle with liver failure. When Tea joined the stream the viewers were accusing them of using a voice changer as to not expose it is actually Kelly. I know Wings isn't averse to scamming but I don't believe he is that smart to pull off this scam.
 
I know Wings isn't averse to scamming but I don't believe he is that smart to pull off this scam.

He’s not. Tea was a tranny mod of his that I believe was into loli and got shit on for it. They’re not the same person as his hog wife.

But if it makes him seethe, then hell yeah they’re the same person.
 
So Wing's dad recently passed away. On troll channels like Lummox a lot of the comments are whatever reason criticizing/mocking Wings for not feeling anything for a man who walked out on him as a child and impregnated his mother at 15 and saying his Dad would be disappointed in knowing he "raised" a failure.... as if Wings owes him anything. I would have liked if we actually did hear what Wing's Dad thought of his son and maybe them reconciling but unfortunately that didn't happen. Wing's owes his Dad nothing.
 
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