WingsofRedemption / Jordie Jordan - Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.

[Artaius]

So Wings is allegedly the most underpaid mother fucker on Lolcow Live with Boogie pulling in a whopping 25% of shares.
Obviously Keemstar is the alpha earner. He's hoarding the big bucks and it makes me start doing math wondering where exactly does that leave Tommy C and Jordie?

I don't think Keem even paid him for fighting Boogie. Wings makes it sound like he was given just enough for the plane rides. But he has to be at least getting some kind of table scraps? Enough to keep him on the show. It's really weird that when this information dropped suddenly Keemstar decided to make everyone sign privacy NDAs and say it was in relation to finances.

So when the show inevitably fails, the gnome can pocket everything and add another six feet to his backyard deck and Wings will be contractually forced into silence for the next five years. Unable to voice how he got fucked over by another podcast. What a fucked retard.

 

[sharp lint]

Why can't Wings bring this behavior over to his main streams? It's weird seeing him be so fucking normal almost on LCL but then revert back into his usual manchild persona when it's just him.

I think it's a combination of wings getting out of his own echo chamber + keem/tommy calling him on obvious bullshit + a bigger audience to potentially make fun of him. He knows his usual temper tantrum shit will get him roasted so he tones it down to normal.

Regarding the page 5 browser history. Wings stated earlier that he has no libido anymore in front of Kelly. He also stated in a prior stream that Kelly has all of his passwords and can go onto any of his devices without issue.

This may be a big stretch but maybe due to Wings lack of sex drive, ole Kelly went on his main computer to look up the BBC blowjob porn and stumbled on page 5. Wings is taking it on the chin to protect Kelly and further scrutiny in his love life.

Over complicating it. He just legitimately thinks his wife is ugly. He already let it slip they're mainly married so they don't die alone and he wanted her health insurance.

So Wings is allegedly the most underpaid mother fucker on Lolcow Live with Boogie pulling in a whopping 25% of shares.
Obviously Keemstar is the alpha earner. He's hoarding the big bucks and it makes me start doing math wondering where exactly does that leave Tommy C and Jordie?

I don't think Keem even paid him for fighting Boogie. Wings makes it sound like he was given just enough for the plane rides. But he has to be at least getting some kind of table scraps? Enough to keep him on the show. It's really weird that when this information dropped suddenly Keemstar decided to make everyone sign privacy NDAs and say it was in relation to finances.

So when the show inevitably fails, the gnome can pocket everything and add another six feet to his backyard deck and Wings will be contractually forced into silence for the next five years. Unable to voice how he got fucked over by another podcast. What a fucked retard.

I don't have videos available but I'm 100% Wings was paid for that fight. It just took a while to get the money.

The gnome is 100% trying to cover his, tho. I'm not sure if Wings truly knows this podcast is bringing in +200k. But I doubt keem is managing this money properly.

 

[likliklik]

Wings spotted watching BBC Troon porn on stream
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"I'd cut black pornography off around page 12"

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

How it feels to see all the notable wingsofredemption detractors transition into mocking and archiving Boogie

 

[leeweesquee]

"I'd cut black pornography off around page 12"

12 inches

 

[Timmy2kx]

This fat soyjack motherfucker crying like a bitch because he died in Dark Souls 2. Ain't no bitch in his blood indeed.

 

[Devious Dave]

Controversial opinion but I think wings and Kelly are the cutest YouTube couple

 

[Artaius]

Controversial opinion but I think wings and Kelly are the cutest YouTube couple

I guess if we had to look at it that way, you could say Richard and Kelly are a better couple than Ethan Klein and his horse wife. Better than Ethan Ralph and his now vacant horse ex. Less toxic than whatever is going on between Idubbz and Anisa.

If you had to choose between a screw or a nail in the foot, the nail isn't too bad...

 

[harmacist]

I guess if we had to look at it that way, you could say Richard and Kelly are a better couple than Ethan Klein and his horse wife. Better than Ethan Ralph and his now vacant horse ex. Less toxic than whatever is going on between Idubbz and Anisa.

If you had to choose between a screw or a nail in the foot, the nail isn't too bad...

the modular mansions floor stability has to be compromised with those two fat hogs rolling around on it all day

 

[Timmy2kx]

Controversial opinion but I think wings and Kelly are the cutest YouTube couple

No. She's an annoying toothpick legged seahag know it all bitch and he's well himself. It's a sham marriage of convenience. When they tell each other they love each other I want to puke because there's no love there. He hates her legit and just tolerates her because she's helping him pay bills. And why she stays is beyond me. He's a fat manbaby who can't even fuck her. Blows my mind.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Hello, I'm currently rewriting this thread due to how blank and shit it is. I would like to ask the active people in this thread for help on clarifying, adding, or changing any information I may have missed.

I would also like to ask if anyone could source some clips for me that I am missing.

After the match, Jordie tried to bribe Syndicate, where they'd each split the money for a rematch if Syndicate threw the rematch. Syndicate became disgusted with Jordie, blocked him, and published screenshots of their conversation, further worsening Jordie's public image. Though they were both playing under the same set of rules, Jordie still holds a grudge about this match to this day, claiming he would have won had WoodysGamertag set the match settings properly (10-minute time limit, and radar always on). He stated that having a time limit and the radar on keeps people from camping, despite the fact that in the footage, Syndicate cannot be seen camping, and was in fact seen traversing the map looking for Jordie.

But Jordie was still unable to find any success at all by himself. He even tried to start up another podcast, co-hosting with Whiteboy7thst, EddyTheChump, and Jiveturkey600. Due to Eddy focusing on more fruitful projects like his film career and an Overwatch channel and the other hosts' lack of professionalism in Wings missing shows out of laziness, Whiteboy missing shows due to being drunk or high, and the hosts having terrible communication with each other, the show ended after 89 episodes.

[show name needed]

However, Aaron would make a video apologizing to Jordie and his family, saying that the allegations were false.

[video needed]

you are welcome @Artaius

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

Liquid Richard has failed another diet, he was drinking Hawaiian Punch on stream and said he was also drinking Pepsi again.

 

[Timmy2kx]

Basically waiting to die in that chair at this point.

 

[neinnnnmnbbn]

Maybe he should go on Vyvanse or Wellbrutin, both cause a considerate amount of weight loss. He wouldn't look bad with a lisdexamfetamine jawline.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Hello, I'm currently rewriting this thread due to how blank and shit it is.

I believe Richard’s failed podcast with whiteboy7thst was ThePodcastShow or something stupid. Send me a DM, I might be able to provide sources without shitting up the thread.

 

[Timmy2kx]

I believe Richard’s failed podcast with whiteboy7thst was ThePodcastShow or something stupid. Send me a DM, I might be able to provide sources without shitting up the thread.

Yeah it was The Podcast Show. It was Richard, Jiveturkey77, whiteboy7thst, and Eddiethechump. It failed because Eddie quit when his overwatch content took off. I know whiteboy still streams but I haven't seen anything from the others as far as videos in years.

 

[YaBoi]

Just another typical Wings troll comment thread full of original jokes:

 

[Artaius]

Just another typical Wings troll comment thread full of original jokes:

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You think they ever repeat some of these in real social situations and receive a blank confused stare from whoever hears it?

Want to be a fly on the wall if someone ever screamed 'I can't do it! I can't take this shit no more, man!' And it's uncomfortable silence.

 

[Tea Sipper]

It was so obvious Ricardo was enjoying being the lesser of cows on LL with all the Boogie shit that's gone down as of late. It's a breath of fresh air watching the Breaking Banquet highlight videos from his streams and seeing that nothing has changed in his regular streams. Still playing COD (which "fuckin' ruined muh life!") and raging at the chat pointing out his K/D. It's groundhog day every day in the modular mansion.

 

[3deadniggers]

Why can't Wings bring this behavior over to his main streams? It's weird seeing him be so fucking normal almost on LCL but then revert back into his usual manchild persona when it's just him.

No one would want to watch LCL Wings so he acts like his usual self as it's the only way to keep an audience and donations. He has to be a lolcow to get money from streaming.