Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I'm still gonna stick to this being either AIDS, cancer, or both.

AIDS, Cancer, Anorexia, Surgery, Lipo, Coke, Heroin or the faggots got a twin

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

A shocking ammount of kiwis have seen this guy's asshole. Kiwibros, why did you click on it?

Curiosity got the better of me but I came straight from srs thread, so I was already traumatized.

 

[Smar Mijou]

He's just playing a character. Look at how he acted in his videos before: highly erratic, energetic and childish. Whereas now he's "coming off" as edgy and cold.

Anyone who doesn't see this is legitimately suffering from brain rot.
Spoiler:  ALL Jewtube creators are playing a character. Hell, it's common in all forms of media. They all have their "on-camera" personality. Does anyone really think that Nikocado spent years just gorging himself on thousands of calories of food, and wearing a CPAP machine in public while crying maniacally and riding around on his mobility scooter? The dude would at the very least have been sent to a mental ward for a 24 hour observation if that were the case. People even saw and discussed it a couple of years back in this thread where he ever so slightly let the facade slip during a collab with some other Jewtuber. He's definitely got some mental issues, but he's smart enough and aware of what he's doing

True lolcows like BMJ or Chris Chan, sure they're not entirely self aware, but that's why they're lolcows.

Instead of mukbangs and general faggotry, it would be interesting to see him transform into a fitness/motivational sperg, and go around helping other Jewtubers and deathfats lose weight and lead healthier lives. Big I know.

 

[Loach]

i was only pretending to be an obese gay retard. gotcha.

 

[Starved Artist]

A shocking ammount of kiwis have seen this guy's asshole. Kiwibros, why did you click on it?

First, initially it was unspoilered. Nobody asked for it and then someone posted the fucking video, again, unspoilered with no warning.
Then that weird CPAP machine shit he posted spread out on to the Normieweb.

Anyway, damn. Where did he get his ozempic from?

 

[Barbarella]

I’m not sure why people think he used Ozempic. That class of drugs is for food addicts, to quiet the noise and make it physically hard to eat. (Food digests slow, causes nausea, it can paralyze your stomach.). I don’t think Nik is a food addict in the way Boogie, Anna and Chantal are.

You can lose weight without it, as many have done before this drug came out. It wouldn’t surprise me if Nik felt sick eating all that crap and felt better when he stopped, so went on a normal diet. In his recent video with Candy he said as much. He said sometimes after he filmed those mukbangs he could hardly stand up and was shaking and sweating from eating.

He ate a normal amount with Candy (steak and potato) and felt too full to have dessert. His stomach shrunk and his full sensation came back, and while fatties are terrified of feeling hungry, Nick, having been thin, probably knew it’d go away in a couple months and was happy eating carrot sticks.

I think the guy got caught up into this character he created and the money pouring in, went too far-including the infamous butthole picture- got worse and worse, and when he turned 30 he decided to stop the madness, stop the character, and go back to his real self, the thing he always intended to do: a traditional Korean mukbang which doesn’t include twenty McDonalds hamburgers.

It’s how this whole thing came across to me anyway. Nick did an interview and talked about what he did to not be recognizable when he went out, and how a few YouTubers knew (Candy and Oompaville I’m guessing) but not what he did to lose. It could be Ozempic and it could be surgery but more likely a high veg, high protein diet, which is filling. Not impossible and for a guy like Nick, probably not that hard after the first couple of months.

 

[Irish Turtle]

Everyone outside of kiwi farms forgot he was a gay pornstar because he became skinny

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Can you really claim you're a mastermind when you're still an AIDS riddled faggot that looks like a a wyatt man cartoon and will just be dead from the AIDS in like a decade?

 

[Billy Bong]

I'm blown away.
He played the game and won.
Props

 

[Lobotomite Hot Gaming]

I'm blown away.
He played the game and won.
Props

Won what? He will always forever be known as a fat gay guy who screams on the internet. He didn't pull a Joji level flip. There are pictures of his asshole at his highest weight available with one search. That's not something you can come back from, and Nick trying to convince us he manipulated everybody is just delusional.

He gained a lot of weight, embarrassed himself with said weight, and then lost the weight.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Was listening to SaturatedContent on yt and he threw a very interesting conspiracy theory.
Nick is, has always been, abd will always be, an entertainer. Who's to say he didn't plan this elaborate idea, taking vids faaar in advance before he ballooned, and saved them for a rainy day? After all, I don't see the loose skin his neck should have, or his upper arms. He was INCREDIBLY fat so it should show.

 

[SIMIΔN]

he will pull another stunt or make himself seem absolutely psychotic again.

Weightloss/"Fitness" is a massive industry. Though I'm wondering if he'll go on a roid rage arc?

then he brings out his smokeshow wife and two children

Ukraine is one of the poorest and short-of-men countries in Europe.
He's a world famous Ukrainian multimillionaire with an American passport; even being a raging faggot wouldn't be a deal breaker.

 

[Fetid Queef]

Has there been any update on his ruined coinslot?

 

[Single_Sock]

Has there been any update on his ruined coinslot?

Yeah, Nik had his doctor give his butthole The Husband Stitch.

 

[itogi]

 

[Atlantis 2]

Unless he is infested with CancerAids, he is going to gain every ounce of that back - and more.

 

[Caesar]

When the skinny story dropped I asked if anyone knew where I could find my fa e Nicocado video - it's gross, but it has Trisha Paytas flopping about like a beached whale "twerking" and after a few moments, Nick comes out from the background playing Pirates of the Carribean on Violin

I found this, a react that doesn't show basically any of the clip, but it did exist I just still can't find it

https://youtu.be/aNODlQWriWE

Anybody know? I'll try find the original a few more times and I'll archive the above if I can't find the entire thing.

It used to crack me up how random it was seeing Miss Piggy flailing about and all of a sudden in comes Pirates

 

[Private Joker]

I imagine it's easier to wipe the beaner splooge and fecalized McDonald's out of his ass crack now.

 

[Mace Dindu]

Anybody know? I'll try find the original a few more times and I'll archive the above if I can't find the entire thing.

Here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3nUzNtAZv8

(GhostArchive)

Local copy:

 

[Mr Pancakes]

I haven't had the chance to finish the video yet, but it seems that he is skinny again and this was all one big social experiment according to Nick.

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Not trying to be mean but why did he go for the cancer patient look? It would have been more impressive if he returned as a chad. People gawked for 5 minutes and now have moved on.