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Nobody Likes Onions / Patrick Melton
Is your answer a fat, neckbearded sweaty swine with black frame glasses, beady eyes and a cap? You'd be more than correct. He looks like your average rockspider courting prey at the local park.
He is also a friend of Christopher Vito Gesualdi, who has a thread here: Link
Wait. You must be as surprised as I am! So how bad could it get?
Steel Toe Morning Show (STMS) a-log
The Steel Toe Morning Show (STMS) is a podcast operated by the disgraced Minnesotan ex-radio talk show host turned shockjock lazy podcaster Aaron Imholte. He is embroiled in controversy, as he is currently facing unlawful revenge pornography distribution charges.Aaron was involved in a swinger polyque with the YouTube non-practicing-lawyer and polysubstance examiner Nicholas Rekieta with his (our) wife Kayla Rekieta. The foursome was named "The Qovers" by Kayla Rekieta. This open relationship qollapsed quite quickly. Aaron divorced his ex-wife April Anderson due to this, and was thus rendered an outcast from the remaining three.
Aaron Imholte and his then wife April "fleshlight" Anderson has a thread here: Link
Nicholas Rekieta has a thread here: Link
Both Patrick Melton and Aaron Imholte are in a larger community called the "Dabbleverse". It appears to be a group of lazy podcasters centring around the personality Stuttering John, who "dabbles" in comedy. Get it? He dabbles in comedy, so the group of parasites around him named that side of the Internet as the "dabbleverse". Intriguing. In contrast to "Da Sektur" which centres around obese quad-titted lolcow Ethan Oliver Ralph, members of this collective often deny being a part of it. This is likely due to shame.
Suttering John has a thread here: Link
Patrick Melton streams about Aaron non-stop, the streams are often multiple hours long. STMS in isolation is quite yawn-inducing already, a low energy stream commenting on popular news and world happenings. Why a stream specifically whinging about STMS exists is beyond anyone, let alone ones that are over 5 hours long.
This guy even sells merchandise with Aaron's face on it. Talk about creepy stalker antics. Maybe Aaron can copyright that image and screw with him. Why would anyone buy these? What motivates someone to spend over $20 to have a nobody on their shirt?
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How pathetic can Patrick get? Well. He gets more viewers when he's bitching about STMS and he think it's some kind of accomplishment.
This could also be why he started a-logging Aaron Imholte and STMS. He started out streaming to maybe three dozens of people, then he tried to grow his audience by inserting his fat arse into various podcasting communities. He eventually made a name for himself as the biggest (also physically, though he's up against Ethan Ralph too) Aaron a-log.
Patrick had a lolcow crossover with the balldoskelly Nicholas Rekieta himself. In the stream, Nicholas Rekieta revealed that he was nagging Aaron's new girlfriend via shower texts, he also revealed (in the chat) the names of Aaron's children. People decided to investigate Patrick's weird brand of "comedy". We were not amused by the disgusting rubbish he's been spewing for over a decade.
Is Patrick fat? Yes. Yes, he is very fat. Patrick is a gross fat slovenly pig. As a grown man, he needs to watch tutorials on cleanup after taking a dump in the loo.
Comedy Patrick
Patrick's comedy centres around children being put in sexually suggestive situations. Unlike Christopher Vito Gesualdi's brand of gross so-called comedy, Patrick's are often targeted at specific children, as young as 10 years old. He appears to be especially fond of Aaron's 10-year-old daughter. He puts her photos in thumbnails. The original photo had a messy background, Patrick removed the background specifically to use her photo as thumbnails. Have you ever felt the need to turn photos of children into PNG exploitables?
(Aaron's 10-year-old daughter is censored here.)
Disgusting.
Jokes are fine but I fail to see any here.
It's not like all of his viewers are huge fans of his behaviour. He occasionally gets comments stating how weird his antics are.
Is this funny? The joke was about the 10-year-old daughter of Aaron Imholte being filled up like a cup and then put upside down, presumably so the content leaks out? Someone help me understand this.
It turns out that according to Urban Dictionary (bad source), calling women "cupholders" means they're loose whores. Go figure.
Patrick likes to claim that Aaron shares family photos to manipulate his audience into feeling sorry for him. This is utterly delusional.
Nobody would have those photos if Patrick didn't stream himself literally going through every photo Aaron posted online, in an attempt to find ones containing his children. He screams out in gross sexual frustration after minutes of scrolling without children gracing his screen. "WHERE ARE YOUR KIDS!"
Totally normal behaviour for an adult man. This is what an a-log looks like. Don't be an a-log.
Patrick looked deep into the albums for these photos, and then turns around to claim they're publicly posted by Aaron to emotionally manipulate people? Aaron is manipulating people with a few photos out of literal thousands that one must allocate hours to find?
Does this make any sense? If what he said were true, they'd be plenty more photos and thus it wouldn't take so any scrolling to find? No? I'm lost.
Here's Patrick Melton saying "your daughter is ugly, I will not fuck her, find me a 10-year-old that's hotter and I want him to be a boy so he can fight back too", as a joke of course.
Very funny, Pat.
This isn't normal, here's my ranting mad post I made at the time. Regulars of the thread had a similar opportunity but none of us cared to take it, unlike Patrick Melton. Nicholas Rekieta's congregation had livestreams and the family gets filmed often. One of the clips made it into court documents I think (the one of him shaking). This was not known by the wider site back then. Did any of us waste hours trying to find clips of his children?
There's more.
Here's Patrick talking about inviting neighbourhood kids to a swim party, and someone reminding him that he claimed he'll have kids only because they can be fucked. Such high levels of comedy.
Feeding neighbourhood children hotdogs, and installing a kiddie door next to a puppy door.
Talking about watching videos of infant delivery to see pussy... ummmm, people admit to this?
Kids cumming? Trapped in a coal mine with children and daring to not "fuck it?"
I don't understand these jokes, sorry.
I don't blame you for thinking this is all a bit to get under Aaron's skin. Here's a so called joke that predates his STMS a-logging.
"Saving child porn, jacking to it, and fucking children". Funny, isn't it?
He's so into this "joke" he made a song about raping children. It's gross. Don't listen to it in the public. Don't listen to it at all.
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His Xitter is filled with the same garbage.
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(Unfortunately the context of this one is gone but I'm not sure what context makes this not gross and creepy.)
Mersh even commented on Patrick Melton's questionable tastes in children-related "comedy".
This guy is such a fat freak, even Mersh wants nothing to do with him.
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Mersh has a thread here: Link
To top this all off, Patrick Melton "jokingly" wishes mothers and children to be raped in this drivel.
Patrick Melton Defending "Ethical AI-generated Child Pornography"
Listen to this slew of unmitigated brainrot and make up your own mind.The full stream is here with timestamp, listen to the context and make up your own mind: https://www.youtube.com/live/fiVOxN_QuTM?t=1278
So, what about this? One of Patrick's associates set up a text to speech AI soundboard for him.
What's that in the second row, third from the right?
"Girl".
Surely this was set up as a morbid joke, allowing his fans to send superchats that's voiced by an AI preteen, right? It's all for fun and laughter.
Someone paid him $100 for this?
If you're wondering who Charlette is, that's Aaron's 10-year-old daughter. She's ten, I didn't mistype 18 or 19. This guy has a soundboard setup specifically so his gross fans can get this disgusting rubbish read out. This is levels of a-logging that's not even seen (or would be acceptable) in Da Sektur.
You can do your mathematics as well, what is "in five years" for someone that's only ten? Fifteen? Should a fifteen-year-old have anything to do with OnlyFans?
Revolting.
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He lives in his cohabitant's properly in South Las Vegas. He is mooching off his female roommate. Pathetic display.
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He also doesn't pay cohosts.
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