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When will Jack drop dead?

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    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
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Is this an example of Fatty admitting his homosexuality and love of dick?
It’s fake because this is probably what his original post said (he makes these Facebook images but posts the raw text to twitter)

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Jack wants to cook fucking Kangaroo, hope one beats the shit out of him
 
Putting his own church on blast publicly is fucking deranged. Yet I’d expect nothing less out of him. Thanks for the reminder of why so many people can’t stand your ass, Jack.

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Go to 7-11 if you want the cheap manufactured dreck you doompost about 24/7. I’m sure the homemade scone was better quality.
I bet it was a bake sale for charity lol.
 
How does he expect to "get his gaming on" with his dead hand exactly?
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Who wanna bet he bought the cheapest hdmi switch and it doesn't support 4k and is full of signal noise?
Either that or he bought some audiophile, diamond encrusted, uranium plated contacts, hdmi switch that costs like $3000 because tamham is gonna pay anyway

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It’s fake because this is probably what his original post said (he makes these Facebook images but posts the raw text to twitter)

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Jack wants to cook fucking Kangaroo, hope one beats the shit out of him
Oh goodie; he's going to undercook exotic meats on one of his shitty toys he shows off to try and invoke jealousy. The only interest I'd have in this would be if he gets sick from fucking up and undercooking something like gator.
 
It’s fake because this is probably what his original post said (he makes these Facebook images but posts the raw text to twitter)

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Jack wants to cook fucking Kangaroo, hope one beats the shit out of him
God Knows I never want to see it, but I got a chuckle at the idea of "October is exotic meat month on Cucking with Jack Show.".
 
Oh goodie; he's going to undercook exotic meats on one of his shitty toys he shows off to try and invoke jealousy. The only interest I'd have in this would be if he gets sick from fucking up and undercooking something like gator.
Jack has the rare talent of undercooking chicken while overcooking fish. He can only cook red meats passably, so he’ll be even worse with anything more exotic than bison.
 
Jack has the rare talent of undercooking chicken while overcooking fish. He can only cook red meats passably, so he’ll be even worse with anything more exotic than bison.
It's obvious that fatty has a good immune system from not dying of salmonella from the raw chicken he eats, but I wonder if it can survive parasites from eating raw exotic meats
 
It’s fake because this is probably what his original post said (he makes these Facebook images but posts the raw text to twitter)

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Jack wants to cook fucking Kangaroo, hope one beats the shit out of him
While I get that alligator, roo and even elk could be considered "exotic" how the hell is "rabbit" considered exotic unless you just mean, "stuff I've never eaten before". If you want to go exotic then you need to really get out there. This is "safe" exotic meat.
 
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