Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Pelican Bones]

What if I told you it was more likely than not that this is a natal woman?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Cog is British.

MENSA application: Denied

It's a stupid post by a stupid account with a target audience of stupid people.

The goal of the post is engagement bait so that the guy's stupid audience can feel smart.

Even then, Cog failed.

Fuck off Johnny. Clearly you thought it was $200. Those who overthink this will usually land on $200. Store lost $100 cash, then $70 goods, and even spat out $30 so it's $200.

The answer is $100. They lost $100 and the thief gave that money back. They spat out $30 change and the thief left with $70 worth of goods also. In the end, the the thief gained $30 cash and $70 of goods. The $70 of goods is worth less than $70 because the store upsells to make money but we're not talking about profit margins.

Cog is a dunce and a retard.

The question is how much "the store [lost]", not how much the man stole, which IMO means that deducting the profit margin is appropriate.

Again, this post is for stupid people who think they are super smart, like Cog. It's meant to be engagement bait for them so that they can share with the world that they can calculate (100 - 100 +30 + 70) in their head. The problem is that Cog is so dumb he couldn't quite figure that out.

Once you think through the problem to extent of thinking about profit margins you're way above the target audience of the post.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog tries to come up with a parody of the cheers theme song for Andy Warski when someone suggests he make it about his paypigs getting doxed. I liked the idea so much that I stole it.

 

[Tablet County]

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What if I told you it was more likely than not that this is a natal woman?

I'd be fine. Some bitches is just ugly.

 

[Nate Higgers]

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I love pictures of smug Cog:
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Especially because he has absolutely nothing in his life that would warrant his sense of superiority, just like Ralph.

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What if I told you it was more likely than not that this is a natal woman?

How the FUCK are they overweight if they’re so dead broke?

 

[Alog1234]

Omg. Cog is so fat. His double chin forms from barely tilting his head down and slouching.

 

[Pelican Bones]

How the FUCK are they overweight if they’re so dead broke?

It's this new thing called "the hashbrown glitch"

 

[Tablet County]

How the FUCK are they overweight if they’re so dead broke?

Dan probably brings in most of the money.

 

[AltisticRight]

How the FUCK are they overweight if they’re so dead broke?

That's why they're fat. In the past, only the wealthy can get fat. Nowadays, brokies like Johnny get fat because their diet consists of gross slop like fries and hot dogs, they don't care about a balanced diet and they don't eat plants because that requires preparation and it does spoil.

That's also why they're broke, UberEats gross slop is actually pretty expensive. One meal of that slop for two is enough to feed a family of 4 if you cook everything, for the day if you stretch the budget a little.

Cog is gross and fat. He eats unhealthy slop.

 

[Eternal Struggler]

That's why they're fat. In the past, only the wealthy can get fat. Nowadays, brokies like Johnny get fat because their diet consists of gross slop like fries and hot dogs, they don't care about a balanced diet and they don't eat plants because that requires preparation and it does spoil.

That's also why they're broke, UberEats gross slop is actually pretty expensive. One meal of that slop for two is enough to feed a family of 4 if you cook everything, for the day if you stretch the budget a little.

Cog is gross and fat. He eats unhealthy slop.

The Anglo yearns for the Grimsby chippy.

 

[Autischic]

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[PauperVita]

Cog is such a shameless parasite. So while DSP and Ethan Ralph are busy getting guests and preparing shows, Cog sits there with his thumb up his ass. He doesn’t clip it or prepare segments, he is just going to sit there and watch it while smoking pot and screaming about degenerate shit in front of a 5 year old.

 

[Geekthulhu]

Cog is such a shameless parasite. So while DSP and Ethan Ralph are busy getting guests and preparing shows, Cog sits there with his thumb up his ass. He doesn’t clip it or prepare segments, he is just going to sit there and watch it while smoking pot and screaming about degenerate shit in front of a 5 year old.
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This is essentially Cog's plan for shows.

He just takes other people's content and plays it on his show and has nothing to actually say. Claims he is "making jokes" while NEVER saying anything remotely funny. Finally claiming that everyone is "coping and seething", while he himself is coping and seething. He has always been this way since I have known him back in 2016. He got even worse when he went completely to streaming.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Cog is upset with @Null for allowing his feeders to be doxed in this thread

 

[PauperVita]

Cog is upset with @Null for allowing his feeders to be doxed in this thread


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I just listened to MATI and @Null didn’t mention him. What the fuck is Cog even sperging about?

I would love more MATI Cog but unfortunately Cog would kill himself and that wouldn’t be any fun.

 

[Guntkvd]

I just listened to MATI and @Null didn’t mention him. What the fuck is Cog even sperging about?

I would love more MATI Cog but unfortunately Cog would kill himself and that wouldn’t be any fun.

He mentioned Clog during superchats segment.

 

[PauperVita]

He mentioned Clog during superchats segment.

I stand corrected. I also enjoy Cog saying “keep your kids off the internet” as he parades Dan’s daughter around for schizos and pedophiles.

 

[Tablet County]

I stand corrected. I also enjoy Cog saying “keep your kids off the internet” as he parades Dan’s daughter around for schizos and pedophiles.

To be fair, that's not his kid so he's technically adhering to his code.

 

[Windy Moors]

Apparently:
Cog doxing people = Good
KF doxing people = Bad (and probably not real anyways, who cares, he's not embarrassed or angry at all. Matter of fact it's you that's seething.)

Perhaps he should educate his audience of window lickers, on how not to spreg their entire lives all over the Internet. It's very fortunate for Null that Cog does not have his phone number, as getting shower texts from Rekieta would pale in comparison to the daily shit bucket diatribes he would receive from Cog.

 

[PauperVita]

and probably not real

His cope that lots of people have the same username was really funny.

-Laughingman’s usernames are not, as Cog claims, based on the laughing man meme but rather it comes from the popular anime “Ghost in the Shell”. And every single username contains some variation of “d8d” making it a unique handle.

-I guess all those millions of people had the same avatar, first name, last name and middle initial as well as variations of the same password.

Paul James Linder is “LaughingMand8d”. I have him dead to rights (due to his own retardation).


Cope, seethe and dialate