Skitzocow Elora Snow, The Oracle Of Saturn / Elizabeth Lansing / EverLuna Productions - Wannabe actress who loves smoking weed and pretending to be crazier than she already is. Special guests: lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp

[Burd Turglar]

Prove it, you kike-sucking chicken dick

STOP HONKING AT ME AND MY FAMILY

YOU ARE ROAST

GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

The only way we will stop honking and tasing your cats is if you prove your swordsmanship, babe.

 

[ELLE101]

I guarantee the continued existence and non molestation of your cats is our upmost priority

Stop worrying about them or focusing

You save them
And “deactivate” me

NO



STOP POSTING

GOODBYE

GOD BLESS


AMEN

I've enjoyed you being with us tonight Elizabeth.

Ok

Your birb selfie turned frowns upside down for 3 seconds


GET LOST

GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

I left you because you're fat. Keep telling yourself otherwise, sweetheart.

This is you speaking to your right, left, and third eye socket

Happy Suicide Day!

You’re a star

PS: you are addicted to fat gay internet porn-making in your personal life, cherry-picked my soul to be transmogrified to suit your “tastes”, and I’ll always be barely 100lbs naturally once you’ve settled up in your biqueer brains why you need particular types of stock including fat/phat tranny models but it’s like “hot” how they hold themselves together in your cave bitch perspectives and calligraphy

You also need my cats to be too skinny or so obese that their baby kitty heads could become keychains or juggling balls that fit in your manly man-palms and then you start to recall an experience called LUST

You are incapable. Thus, everyone and everything is simply the word “fat”

God, the Goddess, and Satan kept me safe

My cats too

GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

 

[Vibralldo]

Stop worrying about them or focusing

You save them
And “deactivate” me

NO



STOP POSTING

GOODBYE

GOD BLESS


AMEN

Why would we deactivate you? Your posts are excellent and you're a blessing to this site

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

This is you speaking to your right, left, and third eye socket

Happy Suicide Day!

You’re a star

PS: you are addicted to fat gay internet porn-making in your personal life, cherry-picked my soul to be transmogrified to suit your “tastes”, and I’ll always be barely 100lbs naturally once you’ve settled up in your biqueer brains why you need particular types of stock including fat/phat tranny models but it’s like “hot” how they hold themselves together in your cave bitch perspectives and calligraphy

You also need my cats to be too skinny or so obese that their baby kitty heads could become keychains or juggling balls that fit in your manly man-palms and then you start to recall an experience called LUST

You are incapable. Thus, everyone and everything is simply the word “fat”

God, the Goddess, and Satan kept me safe

My cats too

GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

that's hyperbole. why do you exaggerate things so extremely? are you afraid you won't be heard unless you say things that are outrageous?


Tell the truth; are your ears ringing?




1349:

https://youtu.be/IFfLCuHSZ-U?si=56tPba3BSImVHrnv


EYBDOOE
DOG SSELB
NEMA

 

[Burd Turglar]

This is you speaking to your right, left, and third eye socket

Happy Suicide Day!

You’re a star

PS: you are addicted to fat gay internet porn-making in your personal life, cherry-picked my soul to be transmogrified to suit your “tastes”, and I’ll always be barely 100lbs naturally once you’ve settled up in your biqueer brains why you need particular types of stock including fat/phat tranny models but it’s like “hot” how they hold themselves together in your cave bitch perspectives and calligraphy

You also need my cats to be too skinny or so obese that their baby kitty heads could become keychains or juggling balls that fit in your manly man-palms and then you start to recall an experience called LUST

You are incapable. Thus, everyone and everything is simply the word “fat”

God, the Goddess, and Satan kept me safe

My cats too

GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

Im surprised you typed all that out with those fat fingers.

 

[ELLE101]

How does THAT work?? Are you posting from the Grave of the Necrodancer?

I didn't know that was your kink, hun! So it's the damp grave-dirt that gets YOU damp, eh? Well now I know just how to seduce you properly! The love we will make will raise the very dead from their graves!

STOP. TRYING

You are a primary color example, whatever ethnicity you are she-dyke
Of a last place winner that will always never understand the rejection process
From a lady to a homo whore
Its high time you she-tards learn proper suicide and boundaries

Youre so goddamn obnoxious and pathetic

I do not miss being cuddled up and Christmas-safe with my male soulmate

He will never feel your pain
But thinks about your rights and feelings

Your biqueer privilege is the reason AIDS/HIV won’t stop
And why men are not as weak as females/idiots like you

Tacky tacky tacky lusting and high-maintenance bitch whoring

It is impossible for you to know how my hetero aro-ace lady mind is wired


You are essentially a queer male

Because algebra
And filters that help your hair/lips/nails

Go bark at a lady who would consider you as something original
I wish you the worst and it’s best that you leave me and my cats alone

Succubus lesbian harpies are too easy. You will have pox, goiters and worms in your soul and physical existence until you give up and learn some goddamn ladylike manners

And it will confuse and distress the temple of men my “resistance” for like 100 more years
And so on and so on and so on


Stop harassing me and my cats, you pride month volunteer


GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

Im surprised you typed all that out with those fat fingers.

Stop trying to keep me like you

Its so strange

How men and faggot-men require girls and ladies to be in comparison
Jealous they are

Fuckin sad

GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

I'm not going to self dox my face dude.

Thank God


Fugly homo

GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

 

[Burd Turglar]

STOP. TRYING

You are a primary color example, whatever ethnicity you are she-dyke
Of a last place winner that will always never understand the rejection process
From a lady to a homo whore
Its high time you she-tards learn proper suicide and boundaries

Youre so goddamn obnoxious and pathetic

I do not miss being cuddled up and Christmas-safe with my male soulmate

He will never feel your pain
But thinks about your rights and feelings

Your biqueer privilege is the reason AIDS/HIV won’t stop
And why men are not as weak as females/idiots like you

Tacky tacky tacky lusting and high-maintenance bitch whoring

It is impossible for you to know how my hetero aro-ace lady mind is wired


You are essentially a queer male

Because algebra
And filters that help your hair/lips/nails

Go bark at a lady who would consider you as something original
I wish you the worst and it’s best that you leave me and my cats alone

Succubus lesbian harpies are too easy. You will have pox, goiters and worms in your soul and physical existence until you give up and learn some goddamn ladylike manners

And it will confuse and distress the temple of men my “resistance” for like 100 more years
And so on and so on and so on


Stop harassing me and my cats, you pride month volunteer


GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

Have you ever heard of punctuation? It's pretty useful when trying to communicate with other human beings. I know this is a foreign concept to you as you waste away in a shit trailer park just wasting resources that could be better utilized by productive members of society.

Also, you're fat and I would not have sex with you again.

 

[Bored & Confused]

@ELLE101, how are you today?

 

[ELLE101]

Wrong account my little kitty cat

KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF
I AM NOT YOUR LITTLE KITTY CAT, YOU HOMO FAGGOT ARTHURIAN DILDO-KING



GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

YOU HOMO FAGGOT ARTHURIAN DILDO-KING

These are the greatest words ever written in history. Breathtaking.

 

[ELLE101]

Poor Jack, it's a terrible fate to be in a relationship and yet remain an incel. No wonder he went crazy.

I am not responding to anything else. You’re all so desperate IRL for legit attention since DEC 31, 1999 and I’m fucking done

Whatever else the Aidan Turner cult needs to huff and fag at me
You do you, bbs

He is


And I am not yours, Jack


The place (the world) is better off knowing how rancid your male minds are by now for each other and each other only
And your whore lesbian (still curious and looking!) Al-qaeda wives with UK/Canada citizenship or papers are necessary for your mancaves and beer filled testicles that are always supposed to resemble the unborn daughter child you wish you could talk to like you talked to/typed to me


You murdered Sheldon, Mama Meow, and Baby Nemo


Your suffering is just now beginning.
It is eternal and every 24 hours will feel like at least 3-5 years.

Ours is over and never existed by default

GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

 

[The Un-Clit]

STOP. TRYING

You are a primary color example, whatever ethnicity you are she-dyke
Of a last place winner that will always never understand the rejection process
From a lady to a homo whore
Its high time you she-tards learn proper suicide and boundaries

Youre so goddamn obnoxious and pathetic

I do not miss being cuddled up and Christmas-safe with my male soulmate

He will never feel your pain
But thinks about your rights and feelings

Your biqueer privilege is the reason AIDS/HIV won’t stop
And why men are not as weak as females/idiots like you

Tacky tacky tacky lusting and high-maintenance bitch whoring

It is impossible for you to know how my hetero aro-ace lady mind is wired


You are essentially a queer male

Because algebra
And filters that help your hair/lips/nails

Go bark at a lady who would consider you as something original
I wish you the worst and it’s best that you leave me and my cats alone

Succubus lesbian harpies are too easy. You will have pox, goiters and worms in your soul and physical existence until you give up and learn some goddamn ladylike manners

And it will confuse and distress the temple of men my “resistance” for like 100 more years
And so on and so on and so on


Stop harassing me and my cats, you pride month volunteer


GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

Ah Lizzie. So eager to play. So reluctant to admit it. Your every word of violent rejection is shadowed by your unrequited lust lurking behind every syllable. But that's okay, we'll play the game. How does the next part go? Oh I know!

I even changed my avatar for you, just like you asked. Now what are you going to do for me, my dear little suckling piglet?

 

[Burd Turglar]

Holy shit! My little honey bear, @ELLE101 has changed history by getting that smelly dyke, @The Un-Clit to change.

 

[Bored & Confused]

@ELLE101 Liz, how are you today? I still haven't been given a response. I truly wish to know.

 

[don't not shoot the Press]

Hello Elle100

 

[ELLE101]

@ELLE101 Liz, how are you today? I still haven't been given a response. I truly wish to know.

I’m ok, Ty for inquiry

Be safe, stay decent

This is goodbye and good riddance and good luck to all knights of white, black and chrome

Kiwifarms will be locked, frozen and a non-accessible place except in a federal library
Very soon

Happy Christmas
Thanks for your service

Try being melancholy
And kinder to animals, minorities, and your own shadow



GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

 

[The Un-Clit]

You murdered Sheldon, Mama Meow, and Baby Nemo

In complete seriousness, we never ever would hurt your kitties, and you should know this Liz. We have an entire subforum devoted to exposing and getting animal abusers doxed and arrested. It's hard to find a bigger group of animal lovers then the autists who post on the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Bored & Confused]

I’m ok, Ty for inquiry

Be safe, stay decent

This is goodbye and good riddance and good luck to all knights of white, black and chrome

Kiwifarms will be locked, frozen and a non-accessible place except in a federal library
Very soon

Happy Christmas
Thanks for your service

Try being melancholy
And kinder to animals, minorities, and your own shadow



GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

Fantastic news. What are your plans for Halloween? Do you get many trick-or-treaters, or has the trunk-or-treat craze pretty much crushed any point to buying candy for kids? If so, do you go to any Halloween parties?

 

[Burd Turglar]

I’m ok, Ty for inquiry

Be safe, stay decent

This is goodbye and good riddance and good luck to all knights of white, black and chrome

Kiwifarms will be locked, frozen and a non-accessible place except in a federal library
Very soon

Happy Christmas
Thanks for your service

Try being melancholy
And kinder to animals, minorities, and your own shadow



GOODBYE

GOD BLESS

AMEN

The day this forum is shut down is the day I stop honking my horn at your family.

 

[ELLE101]

LEAVE MY FUCKING SOULMATE ALONE.

YOU WILL DIE 5 TIMES BEFORE HALLOWEEN.

You have died 7 since this idiotic threat

And 7 more because the lads are 14, Highschool freshmen, and you are their sub


/rolldice


You do not have a soul, and you also do not have a soulmate.

You have been more alive than ever, and death will be pain that manboys cannot fathom, sustain, or survive
Such is death. You do not survive

You are not savvy. You are not a lost lamb, either
You are a sorry excuse of a goat, and no pig would bite your neck for blood or pride

You prefer boy on boy kissing, wife and husband dancing, mister and mistress shopping, and lord and lady dinner parties


You cannot relax until you have had intimacy coaching with 12 men much more elder and queer than yourself. Pan away

Pebbles in your stockings, cancer in your gull and fear

Your mother is an Angel, your daddy has always been queer. Good show, pet

Farewell, Lord Knight of the Panqueer Parades and Yolk

You are soooooooOoOoOoOo boring
And cliche

Although!

I will have to forgive your nonsensical queeriousities

Otherwise they’ll kill you all

I am forgiven for cats. That’s it

And Hell is forever. Especially when it comes to internet addiction


They’re happiest there. Let go and let God
Jesus took your wheels of cheese and kept your dick in his thumb and cheek
Arent you a lucky faggot

Pretty ponies and pretty puppies and pretty paisley pinkies in your twilight years

Get some tattoos or find them on your final blood tributes
You need more than juice, swine, wine and theories for your 42nd birthday luncheon


The Evenstar broke eons ago. So did my heart

I was 13. You were not


I owed you truth and company. Your mirror is not my soul


You raped your wives. I knew


You will not rape anymore children or goats. Try duck


Roasting the January gosling was always your gold star, timewalker


And it’s over now. Have fate and fear your master grandfather clock

You are ugly inside, I will forget your fake wigs and fake eyes
I am love and innocent understanding. You hunted Snow White for too long


Pinned the corners of my mouth to keep your whore child breathing
Its not going to be easy to let me go


It’s not difficult for me. I am patience and you are not going to receive discipline unless it is federal and hospital mandatory

Instead of the punishment you beg for, you earned time and relative sympathies

I’m sorry you will always be jealous of me
And my internal moral compass regarding lavender and sage

Here is your last rose.

Jack the Lancing Arthur sprat
This was this and that was that

Bon voyage, Italy and Spain and UK rain are your Molly and Vitamin-C, circus animal cookies and illegal animal game (like quail)


I will never forgive you. I will forget you


Salutations and all that for 1001 years
But it wasn’t even close

We have jousted, I won

Not because I’m a handicapped female, but because I am the lady babe who fucking wins against all you goddamn lot


Cry into your pillow and save the makeup for an art project

You impregnated an imposter of me. Several times, several ways
It won’t happen again

You have also stolen too much, remained too long, and came on too strong at me from the get-go. The strings of comparisons are an angry, immortal rose that comes out your throat like a magic show

Lookie! A rabbit!

A REAL BUNNY RABBIT FROM A HAT


You will never. And if you do
It’s because they still pity that bad hair day
And your wife’s, also
Since 2000AD. You’re not evil, but you are not going to Heaven for more than 7 minutes

That 7 minutes was now, and it will not sting the way you expected to lose me and whatever trust there was

This is lying: Joe Keery is my soulmate



THIS IS NOT LYING: YOU MURDERED ME AND MY CATS


I‘ll see you not in September, but never


GOODBYE

GOD BLESS


AMEN