💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 86 11.3%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.7%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 361 47.6%
  • Total voters
    759
BatsInTheBelfry said:
He “goes to the gym three times a week.”
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BatsInTheBelfry said:
He’s been off of work since the beginning of the month. He talks about how having so much free time is difficult.
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He literally whinged to take the fucking month off so he could spend the whole time in Japan. He just doesn't know what he wants.
BatsInTheBelfry said:
When he gets back from Japan, it’s “boots on the ground, pounding the pavement, applications nonstop on Indeed.” He’s sick and tired of AT&T!! He won’t do another year there.
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BatsInTheBelfry said:
His mom was blowing up his phone from her Alaska trip.
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Hope you had a nice time in Alaska Mrs Chibi. Sorry your son is such a fuck-up.
BatsInTheBelfry said:
He “goes to the gym three times a week.”
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Loitering round the changing rooms is technically going to the gym, I guess.

Still desperately want to see his workout plan. I feel like Chibi is one of those cunts who'd go to the gym and only do a bodyweight routine, but even that might be too much for him.
 
Oliver Onions said:
Still desperately want to see his workout plan. I feel like Chibi is one of those cunts who'd go to the gym and only do a bodyweight routine, but even that might be too much for him.
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I think body weight would indeed be too much effort for him, looking after form and execution and everything. He probably pumps on these gym machines that don’t have weights but just buttons on a scale from 1-10 and does an easy 15 reps in 3 sets with too little resistance, not exhausting his muscle.
 
hfuenms83 said:
15 reps
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No way is my man doing 15 reps. He'll stop dead at 10 no matter what. Don't you know too many reps is bad for your joints bro? I saw it on Reddit. Also do you think I should start a cycle? I'm up to 45lbs on bench now...
 
GumballFapper said:
Notice how he has 0 faggy lisp while talking in these two clips. You can add "faking lisps" to the list of chibi's retardations.
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Of course it's an affectation that he puts on when it suits him.

BatsInTheBelfry said:
So I’m guessing he justified taking the month off from work to go to Japan and “find himself” before he gets serious and commits to a career. Instead, without the structure of work, he sleeps, eats, and goons all day with hopes of sexting with someone, anyone.
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If you're still looking to find your career at age 34 you done fucked up. By 30 you're supposed to be settled and established. You've gone through the trenches, you've been down in the mud, you've shown yourself to be a good employee and worker and have gotten raises and promotions for it. You might jump ship for a better position but you're doing so with a goal in mind.

Cheebs is just so hyper focused on Japan that he'll literally be that 50 year old weeb in a few years that keeps going on about how he's been to Japan four times at this point and is the resident expert on all things from Glorious Nippon. Then he goes back to bagging groceries.

Oliver Onions said:
No way is my man doing 15 reps. He'll stop dead at 10 no matter what. Don't you know too many reps is bad for your joints bro? I saw it on Reddit. Also do you think I should start a cycle? I'm up to 45lbs on bench now...
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With his noodle arms and sunken chest he'd probably max out at 45 pounds when benching.
 
Chibi deleted the vod so i checked the copy i was grabbing and this was why. The autists in the banjo kazooie discord were mad that he was streaming during this multiplayer speedrun thing? Seems like this thing requires you to communicate with your teammates a lot and chibi just didn't which fucked shit up for everyone else and also he was streaming their voices which they did not like at all.

This is the last 3 minutes of the vod, chibi is so sorry he ruined this speedrunning thing


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;-; im sorry for ruining everything i'm involved in
 
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Are those long pauses him reading chat or trying to cry for sympathy?

The Discord autists sound insufferable, but at the same time I am not surprised Chibi has managed to stumble into and instantly piss off another community. Since when was he into speedrunning Banjo any way?
 
This dude is almost fucking crying because he annoyed some people he barely knows. I don’t know how long he’s been in this Banjo server, but I can’t imagine it’s been that long because he hasn’t made Banjo Tooie his entire personality on Facebook or cosplayed as Banjo yet. We all knew he was a pussy but for fucks sake Chibi, grow a pair. You’ve pissed off communities you’ve been in longer and cared about more than this one, and way more irreparably. Shrug it off and move on. The way he continues to “apologize” is exceptionally grating too. He isn’t actually sorry, he just wants the coddling and reassurance that it’s ok over and over.

That said, as someone else pointed out, it’s incredible just how fast he can ostracize himself from any community he weasels his way into. This might be a PB.
 
Oliver Onions said:
Good-looking, no. Normal-looking, yes (as long as he stays perfectly still and doesn't speak).

Is it just me, or is he sounding more and more like a troon as he ages? This isn't another 'chibi troon arc' post, I just mean his voice seems to be getting more nasally and camp, and I don't know why.
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He starts doing that exasperated whiny voice when he wants to illicit sympathy, like some learned helplessness kinda deal
 
I almost feel sorry for him.

He's about to go on his dream holiday again and he's ass blasted about some e-girl ghosting him and his silly little discord speedrun group being mean.

Just a pitiful, directionless human being.

Learn to enjoy your own company, Adam. It'll work wonders for your focus and all this desperate, approval-seeking behaviour.
 
If his IQ was slightly higher he would probably be pretty conflicted about the phoenix wright shit. Like on one hand he definitely is a real life Edgeworth, he thinks he's a deep misguided anime hero.

But then on the other hand you'd think being in a court room would be the last thing a rapey pedophile would want to think about? Maybe this is practice?

Falcon Sebben said:
Of course it's an affectation that he puts on when it suits him.
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He man, Chibi is totally a buff bisexual dreamboat. I mean sure, he's never fucked a guy, never creeps on guys, and never talks about guys, but darn it don't downplay his very gay lisp like that

LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Learn to enjoy your own company, Adam.
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lol
 
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winterfag said:
I think he mentioned that he cried during the Banjo trailer for Smash
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I completely forgot that was him. It's a testament to Chibi's lore that we can forget the kind of moments that define a lesser cow like Eric Butts.
Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Hell, just recall her reaction to the news of him sending his dick to a minor.
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At the risk of being caught simping, I don't really know how you're supposed to react to a curveball like that, especially coming from a random phone call.
 
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