Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Hennimore]

I'm interested to know what things she's heard or seen around that house. Not that I'd trust the claims much but there's always a glint of truth to things. I completely buy that his alcoholism has swollen his feet to awful degrees and that he hasn't had a good pair of pants in a long while. The bloat shows in his face and the weight he's gained has likely put him up a couple of pant sizes.

I wonder what else is going on.

Learning that Josh is so coomer brained he is jerking off to Chaturbate the minute she leaves the room was a pretty interesting tidbit of information. The mundane aspects of what Josh gets up to when the camera isn't on is far more interesting to me than listening to them argue about who is the worse alcoholic so hopefully we get some more but yeah, you gotta take everything she says with a grain of salt.

 

[Goatchoker]

Wait. 28x30 sized pants but saying hes bloated?
God she’s so fucking dumb.

Also photo 4? Idk. She looks like a true and honest earthworm Jim.

 

[highly regarded 420]

Everclear is like rock bottom for alcoholics.

Nah, rock bottom is hand sanitizer and mouthwash territory.

 

[PetiteFeet]

If you hate him so much, stop visiting him you clout chasing whore. This damn woman is making me miss the dryspell.

 

[ibeatmywife]

If you hate him so much, stop visiting him you clout chasing whore. This damn woman is making me miss the dryspell.

It really seems like she is being given a monetary incentive to keep going back so rapidly, she suddenly had plenty of money last trip and now is already partially funded for this next one? Not saying this isn't anything her psychotic bpd ass wouldn't do in time herself but it seems artificially accelerated.

She definitely has a plan, if she isn't going back to dump a pregnancy test on him good chance she's going for a police report in some way in person.

Some people in here speculated when this started that nal would eventually move herself in and no one would do a thing to stop her I'm starting to think they were wise and were correct.

 

[PetiteFeet]

It really seems like she is being given a monetary incentive to keep going back so rapidly, she suddenly had plenty of money last trip and now is already partially funded for this next one? Not saying this isn't anything her psychotic bpd ass wouldn't do in time herself but it seems artificially accelerated.

She definitely has a plan, if she isn't going back to dump a pregnancy test on him good chance she's going for a police report in some way in person.

Some people in here speculated when this started that nal would eventually move herself in and no one would do a thing to stop her I'm starting to think they were wise and were correct.

Seizure speculated the same during his first NAL stream and I am beginning to agree with that theory. She's a clout hound, I sincerely doubt she's genuinely attracted to Cobra and she's only paying attention to him because of the pay pigs. The piggies donate absurd amounts of money compared to what Josh does, which is nothing.

I fully expect a pregnancy scare from her. She's gonna keep worming her way into Josh' life.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

She definitely has a plan, if she isn't going back to dump a pregnancy test on him good chance she's going for a police report in some way in person.

This. 100% this. I've also had this theory since the first visit (let's not forget the pre-natal vitamins), but I'm quite surprised she didn't go full force on this yet. I HIGHLY doubt that she told Cobra she's pregnant in private, and she hasn't made it public amidst all the domestic violence allegations. But in this trip, she's definitely going to try this angle. Nothing else worked. So she's going all in, no doubt in my mind.

But I think some people are reading a bit too far into this. Yes, she is a textbook attention whore. But I mean, many people seem to think she's doing this for clout/attention, and I don't agree with that.

I think the answer is much simpler: she wants a house and she wants money to feed her addictions. And Cobra can give her that. And she knows that he's easily manipulated by alcohol and her baconator, so she's going the easy route. No man would ever put up with her shit, but he does. She sees a means to an end, that's it.
I also think that, going a bit deeper, she feels like she is a failure (and she's right, she is fucking worthless) because she never settled down. I bet she saw all her real-life friends and family members get boyfriends, get married, get a house and have children, and she wants that "white picket fence" dream for herself. And her reality is that she's a saggy, ugly, busted, 40-year old woman pissing in a box in her parents' attic. It doesn't matter HOW she gets it, she just wants to tell everyone that she finally settled down. Just like Cobes doesn't give a fuck who he's dating, just as long as he can say to the troles "I have a girlfriend", she wants to tell her haters "I got a man now". Love isn't even a consideration to her.

All this bitch wants is to get out of her parents house, so she stops seeing herself as a failure, and then she'll be able to insult everyone and say "oh you're just a demogorgon basement dweller living off your parents". She wants a house and money. That's it. I also think she desperately wants a baby to make her feel like she fulfilled her "job as a woman", or because her bio-clock is running out (thank sky god) but she will never love or take care of little Jason Vorhees Boyle. She wants to have a baby, but she sure as shit doesn't want to be a mother.

 

[JanitorJoe]

Idk man I’m starting to agree with the Reddit fags. Y’all cry about not pozzing negholes but then say it’s all good bro it’s a “gossip forum”

Wouldn’t “getting involved” be dosing the same shit? To save a retard who won’t listen or appreciate what you do for him anyways? You’re a faggot lol.

for some reason nobody knows any negative things jord has done during the past decade, only the last 5 or so months seem to exist on people's brains therefore he's an uwu baby cinnamon roll who needs to be protected at all costs. and i will clarify: no, i do not think jorsh is a kiddie diddler. or should be in prison like larson. nor is he "evil". but i do see delusional narratives from self admitted mega newfags and i don't like the retconning. i've even seen someone say "jessica is forcing him to become an alcoholic!"..... seriously? like really?

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Catching up on the thread. To everyone trying to dox mr. paypiggy you just gotta wait pay-shent-lee. Given aNAL's history of doxxing people close to her it's just a matter of time before she drops something major (intentionally or not) or leaves enough breadcrumbs to put two and two together. He'll either do something to piss her off in a BPD fit and she'll drop something about him or let something slip when she's drunk or high. The only way we found out his first name is allegedly Chris when she snapped at cobes and let it slip that "Chris ruined all this." Give it enough time and every bog creature will eventually self sabotage the ruse.

 

[Molly Millions]

They call it being payshent because you get paid, taha twu toobz

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm not sure if he is just doing his usual thing of "If I don't acknowledge it then the viewers won't know it happened" or if he genuinely doesn't know the video of him sticking a shotgun under his chin was released. He may think the only video of that night was the one Jessica cut up and released to make it look like Josh was going to shoot her. He probably doesn't follow Messica and definitely doesn't know about her Rumble channel.

Alternatively, we don't know parts of the fight. We have the video she chose to record, and the calls she chose to make to Paypig Chris after the fight. It's entirely possible that she asked Josh to get out the gun, because she wanted to try it.

After all, part of her complaints about Tombstone was that she had never shot a gun in her lahf. So, what if he offered to show her before the movie?

 

[lottalove]

It really seems like she is being given a monetary incentive to keep going back so rapidly

That's all there is to it. She's being instructed by the sick fuck giving her money to do the shit she does for his entertainment.
To have the money to make people "do things" is his pleasure. She can be bought quite easily. That's what he does.

To see her humiliate herself and Josh the way *he* would like to see.
He requests and obtains exclusive private videos and calls, because these people are under his thumb.

NAL came back and had enough money to buy a big slab of salmon and a fat steak etc. She shows it on her Facebook. She bought stuff for Cobra. There's money behind that. Now she, who is always skint, suddenly has the ticket and some pocket money already.
Wouldn't wonder, if there were two tickets.

I also think she desperately wants a baby to make her feel like she fulfilled her "job as a woman", or because her bio-clock is running out

No, to anchor a man to herself, to obtain power over him.

 

[ibeatmywife]

for some reason nobody knows any negative things jord has done during the past decade, only the last 5 or so months seem to exist on people's brains therefore he's an uwu baby cinnamon roll who needs to be protected at all costs. and i will clarify: no, i do not think jorsh is a kiddie diddler. or should be in prison like larson. nor is he "evil". but i do see delusional narratives from self admitted mega newfags and i don't like the retconning. i've even seen someone say "jessica is forcing him to become an alcoholic!"..... seriously? like really?

A common misconception about this thread in particular is because of that tbh, since alot of people don't actively wish harm on him unlike someone like nal or cyraxx people tend to think they are overly sympathetic towards him when in reality it's just they see a retarded man slowly killing himself in a dead dog chair how much more really needs to be done. Not saying what you said doesn't exist though because some people are the they can do no wrong type, nal has them as well, they see themselves in them so they always excuse their behavior

 

[KlausKinski]

The day NAL tells him that shes pregnant, he will take her back.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

A common misconception about this thread in particular is because of that tbh, since alot of people don't actively wish harm on him unlike someone like nal or cyraxx people tend to think they are overly sympathetic towards him when in reality it's just they see a retarded man slowly killing himself in a dead dog chair how much more really needs to be done. Not saying what you said doesn't exist though because some people are the they can do no wrong type, nal has them as well, they see themselves in them so they always excuse their behavior

Seeing him as nothing but a retard slowly killing himself alone is 100% warping reality to view him as sympathetic as possible.

 

[highly regarded 420]

The day NAL tells him that shes pregnant, he will take her back.

Thankfully pregnancy tests are $1.25 at the dollar holler and if he has two brain cells left to rub together, he'll be making her confirm that shit.

 

[Molly Millions]

if he has two brain cells left to rub together

I got some bad news

 

[anliteralidiot]

But would Clint take the pregnancy claim so lightly? Would her getting cursed with the boglim spawn mess with the SSDI?

 

[ibeatmywife]

But would Clint take the pregnancy claim so lightly? Would her getting cursed with the boglim spawn mess with the SSDI?

no. It would actually allow them to qualify for more government assistance if you can believe that.

 

[Wessica Jabbit]

If we're going to witch-hunt, remember that @rexiqween88 has lurked this thread for a while now, never posting, but liking a lot of posts in here. I'm not accusing users of being anyone, but I do find it a bit odd someone's willing to lurk and like posts, but never post anything themselves.

I mean, just to pitch in as a fellow lurker, you guys are typically ahead of the game by the time I drop by to see the threads and catch up on the cobes content. I'm not going to say anything if I have nothing of sustenance to add.