Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I love how he stops himself in the middle of a sentence to repeat "yes, child" in the exact same queer intonation, then immediately tries to transition to his best badass Walter White impression. The whole thing is art.

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This one gets me every time. You don't need video to know this guy has a limp wrist; he sounds like a bitchy middle-aged fag.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I just get a sneaking suspicious the guy who's mad at someone referencing a popular joke isn't capable of feeling positive emotions.

It's not his fault you completely fucked up the bit.

This might strike some users as harsh, but I think RestoreDaFagYiff is worse at telling jokes than Pat.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's also so weird that people pause for a second. No one talks that way.

Its the Shatner pause

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

As if this fat fuck could fit any tennis balls into the pockets of his skintight jeans.

He lies about the most retarded shit.

There is no fucking way this fat fuck played tennis more than twice in a 4 month period

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

But on the other hand, I'm genuinely baffled by his constant prison threats or denial of things that are matters of public record. Does he genuinely believe that if he repeats something enough times that it will become the truth? Or does he just spend every waking moment in such blind rage that he's incapable of rational thought? Probably a little of both to be honest.

I think this is actual, 100% pure Milwaukee cope. This is how he handles the Truman Show that his reality has become. Chris-Chan withdrew into his inner fantasies to cope with a similar situation. Patrick withdraws into his fantasies because his ego can't bear reality. I think he'd rather die of a rage-induced heart attack than admit he's wrecked his own life.

 

[Tablet County]

It's really weird, like I don't know if the gayest man on earth would child like he does; he obviously is trying to keep his insults/deprecations inside the boundary of "permitted liberal left" but it's so .... performatively faggy. It has to be for him, not for anyone else.

Does he ... actually think it works?

People often insult people with insults that they would find insulting. For self-centered individuals like Fat this is doubly true.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Patrick uses "child" as an insult because Patrick hates children. It's not even on the level of your garden-variety redditor's aversion to child-rearing, it's something much deeper than that. It's a kind of misanthropy I only thought was possible in fictional villains.

The pepperoni would be made out of white children if Patrick could afford to live outside of the armpit of Milwaukee.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

him repeating "yes child" is so stupidly funny. as if it needed repeating or added anything to their back and forth. I forgot how much he really used to "child" everyone. there's no way he hasn't fought with nikkki and childed her

What are you going to do with those recordings, child, put them up online to laugh at, like a sociopath, child? The hispy lisp is what elevates the entire recording to art. Now we know why he sticks to posting online, he's not quick-witted enough for real-time responses, and he sounds like an enraged male hairdresser who's run out of loafer lightener when he tries.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

If I said Patrick was a actually a very insecure, fearful, neurotic and unhappy person,would it surprise anyone?

Probably about as much as if I called him fat. But it didn't hit me until I was listening to the Josiah Tapes while going to sleep. Even though he says outrageous shit like "They should be put to death!" and "they told me to brush my piss yellow teeth!" you can hear the sadness, anxiety and exhaustion in his voice. As much as he plays like he's a narcissist who believes his own shit, the truth is likely that Patrick is a very sad, insecure and desperately unhappy person trying to build a complex delusional system to cope with it.

Nobody secure in themselves feels the need to prove their worth to strangers on the internet.

 

[Drama Trauma]

He just lost his case against Dan the Man (Dan Mullen; Nice Podcast, Stupid), but he was surprisingly quiet about it.
His only happiness now comes from the Trump shares fall: (A)
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Last time I checked Rick's on x, he coped about his lost case against Dan Mullen by wanking himself to Trump share price falling.
Now I checked in again and what did I see? He is now posting about Trump share price rising, lol. Did he become stock broker salesman besides an insurance agent? (A)

Although he still wants to sell it as the Trump shares are on the decline.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Although he still wants to sell it as the Trump shares are on the decline.

To be fair, for the past month or so they really were. Now it seems to be slowly recovering.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Nobody secure in themselves feels the need to prove their worth to strangers on the internet.

Rick needs years of therapy offline to even begin to hope to be happy.

With no effort I could find minutes, probably hours, of Null genuinely laughing his ass off (sometimes even at being assfucked as the Nigger of the internet). Can we find a single moment of pure Joy™ for Rick?

Joy™ is a registered trademark of the Harry Balz campaign. Used without permission.

 

[Tablet County]

As much as he plays like he's a narcissist who believes his own shit, the truth is likely that Patrick is a very sad, insecure and desperately unhappy person trying to build a complex delusional system to cope with it.

Deeply insecure and sad people who build a complex delusional system to cope with it are narcisstists.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Deeply insecure and sad people who build a complex delusional system to cope with it are narcisstists.

I mean, I enjoy Rick riding as much as anyone, but I prefer my narcissist to be Zap Brannigan and not Rick who thinks he’s ️ Brannigan, but he is not.

Siri put that instead of Rickwriting but I’ll leave it in honor of @Judge Holden

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Deeply insecure and sad people who build a complex delusional system to cope with it are narcisstists.

You're right! That's called Vulnerable Narcissism. Grandiose Narcissism is when you believe all your own shit.

I mean, I enjoy Rick riding as much as anyone, but I prefer my narcissist to be Zap Brannigan and not Rick who thinks he’s Zap Brannigan, but he is not.

Zap's a grandiose narcissist. Although sometimes he's a vulnerable one when he gets backed into a corner. Which you could argue is true of all narcissists. These adjectives are more colloquial than clinical iirc. My source is watching Todd Grande videos.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I used the bottom tweet as an example of how someone got doxed to IT students.

I don't know if it's been mentioned before but, his stupidity is only matched by his fatness. Which is quite a feat because he is very very disrespectfully fat.

 

[Louis Beans]

I don't know if it's been mentioned before but, his stupidity is only matched by his fatness. Which is quite a feat because he is very very disrespectfully fat.

Wrong as always, child. As the post you quoted showed, Rick is taught in schools as an example to people everywhere.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Zap's a grandiose narcissist. Although sometimes he's a vulnerable one when he gets backed into a corner. Which you could argue is true of all narcissists. These adjectives are more colloquial than clinical iirc. My source is watching Todd Grande videos.

That may all be true, but Zap is a lovable narcissist, everyone loves him in the exact way they don't love Rick.

 

[Beard_Chan]

You're not a living human being if you can watch this and not laugh. Sorry I'm sure this has been posted before, just never gets old. Him railing on OJ constantly is gold too, alongside anytime he was on Conan. RIP Norm

https://youtu.be/thHWvoYfNyo?si=ESprcx0aJI9vMrZK

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

To be fair, for the past month or so they really were. Now it seems to be slowly recovering.

As the Market does. My AMD stock has dropped nearly $100 since March and I'm not sweating it. Currently it's going back up thanks to the new processors, portables, fixes, and news about the new video cards being released.