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You were still correct. All cats are baby. c:
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
- Thread starter Hamplanet Fitness
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It's a periodic thing, or at least she claims it's a periodic thing. Every so often we get a post talking about how she 'relapsed and made this mistake of looking at that thread', followed by a whole bunch of butthurt rebuttals of how whatever the latest topics are totally not real and/or not her fault.
Whenever she is actually associating with another person on the regular (rare), they seem more likely to check the thread, because we've had a few orbiters freak out when their entire life gets dug up.
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It's pretty telling that Siggy keeps her distance. Sometimes animals just know who's a good egg and who's not and they'll go apeshit with love or hide accordingly. Animals out of the dumpster who were treated cruelly will turn into total sweethearts in the right hands, and even cats who dislike being held or cuddled will still go in for the head butts if they like you.
Staph probably doesn't talk to her in a sweet baby voice or anything. Wouldn't put it past her that she yells at that cat if she's naughty and Siggy just exists without any enrichment whatsoever.
But that's definitely not the top concern anymore. I guess it comes down to us just not knowing the extent of this years ago when the thread was first made, but Jesus Christ this thread sure got dark.
I guess there's comfort to be taken in knowing people don't really interact with the nonprofit pages? At least I hope not.
Staph probably doesn't talk to her in a sweet baby voice or anything. Wouldn't put it past her that she yells at that cat if she's naughty and Siggy just exists without any enrichment whatsoever.
But that's definitely not the top concern anymore. I guess it comes down to us just not knowing the extent of this years ago when the thread was first made, but Jesus Christ this thread sure got dark.
I guess there's comfort to be taken in knowing people don't really interact with the nonprofit pages? At least I hope not.
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Jesus fucking Christ, those pins.
Edit to add these whilst I'm here:
She changed her pfp on Tumblr and added that she's 'complex contact.'
Lame.
Ghostbusters hate this one easy hack! Bring Stephanie Cianfriglia to a haunted building and the ghosts will leave!
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As President, I will establish the Department of Internet Autism. Our first act will be to document Yarrow Brown's résumé as a powerful magic-user, revered community leader, holder of an MA from an accredited institution and sole member of two highly-productive NGOs, and use these self-provided claims to reevaluate xir status of being too 'tarded to work.
After that it's mostly going to be uploading timestamped social media posts at Starbucks to gastroparesis sufferers' electronic medical records, but we figured we should start strong.
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Didn't notice/care she's got nose crusties before taking/posting selfies. @Aunt Carol is right, she really IS Lou Gagliardi's soulmate.
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- Feb 25, 2021
They're like the Blue Boy and Pinkie of the lolcow world: different artists, different worlds, but linked by public sentiment.
confidential to Lou:Stephanie can cook. Time to learn about the exciting and untapped concept of a "wedding registry."
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Ho-lee…it’s like she’s devolving.
PigFarm
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She is. Unassisted living is letting her do nothing but think about her fantasies, 24/7.
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Her pin says "you can talk to me about suicidal thoughts"
girl you're the last person anyone should be talking to about suicidal thoughts lol.
As for the ghost stuff, I'd love for her to visit my old location. I'd also almost be willing to pay the fee if it wasn't for all the bullshit that would surely follow. That and she's a flake. People who give money to cows are cows themselves but I'll admit a bit of glee at the image of Staph trying to wander her way through the dark. Just occasionally smacking into something and muttering at it.
Peepeepoopoo Witch
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Our bxy is the world's first ghost dick repellent. Someone should bottle her smell and market it to ghost exorcists.
PigFarm
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All she does is play.
I wish more adults would play. It's healthy. Join that medieval LARP nerd group. Spend a weekend pretending you're in middle earth or whatever the fuck autists are into these days. Join your universities quiddich club.
All harmless, nerdy fun.
But steph does nothing BUT play. Every aspect of her life is deep in fantasy, from her ghosts to her paganism to her "trans non profit" fake organization. It's brain rotting. She's actively rewiring the few cells she has left by doing absolutely nothing based in reality.
I wish more adults would play. It's healthy. Join that medieval LARP nerd group. Spend a weekend pretending you're in middle earth or whatever the fuck autists are into these days. Join your universities quiddich club.
All harmless, nerdy fun.
But steph does nothing BUT play. Every aspect of her life is deep in fantasy, from her ghosts to her paganism to her "trans non profit" fake organization. It's brain rotting. She's actively rewiring the few cells she has left by doing absolutely nothing based in reality.
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"Transfag" what happened to how she is totes attracted to women too y'all (let me guess, homo dudes [humoring the idea of her even being a dude in the first place] can be attracted to women too, because words are meaningless and made up)
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Random stranger: Excuse me, I have been struggling with suicidal thoughts recently and don't have anyone to talk to. Is it OK if-
Staph: Of course you can talk to me about suicidal thoughts! I have tried to unalive myself multiple times. I used to work at a nursing home and my boss told me off for talking about Satanism to old people, so I had a panic attack and tried to drink hand sanitizer.
Random: Oh yes, I -
Staph: And another time I cut myself after my sister found out that I have a Kiwi Farms thread under my name Yarrow Brown where online bullies put 'receipts' from my online accounts, usually under the username Trans Masc Druid, that I am in a relationship with the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer and defend pedophiles. You see, I'm a spectrophiliac and hybristophile, and advocate for all paraphiles-
Random: Oh! Thank you! I'm all of a sudden feeling much better about my life, bye!
Fancy Carstairs
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my dog loves people so much he stops for pets any time we pass by someone on walks and will even see a car passing by (slow cars within the complex) and stop and wag his tail like he thinks the driver is going to stop and pet him. There was one instance however where we were out and a lady was also walking, by herself no animals, and he barked at her and wouldn't go near. it was the only time he's ever acted that way towards someone. animals def know
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@Fancy Carstairs
Stories like that creep me out heavily and make me wonder for ever. What was up with the lady.. What had she done/was doing/going..
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Fuck you for making me go back and zoom in on her face.
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Siggy h8 the gross smell (both natch filth and the queering chemical effect of hrt BO) and she is probably seething and sending out angry vibes a lot of the time because of her online shit.
It's still weird though.
You'd expect her to be sat on her fat arse so often that just by the alw of probability the cat woudl end up chilling at least near her sometimes.
Unless she's done something like use a spray bottle or shout or be predictably unpredictable that the cat just doesn't wanna take the risk.
If she's acting out these endless spirit sex session, she's probably grunting away frigging herself in a disgusting, weird display the cat can not understand at all.
If she's trying to run out the door and staph is putting effort in to prevent that, that might result in a scuffle or two and staph being a clutz will probably go for full power over deftness.
Baby stalker cat asserting contact even tho my lap is busy.
She do actually have front arms, she just decided to moor up here like a duck
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XxxwernxxX
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That's a good one, Staph. People must love that one.
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She's going down a dangerous path:
Doing drugs in the park, like a homeless junkie, but calling it a fancy word.
The seasons are finally changing, friends, despite the current blast of heat we have here. I saw orange leaves on top of one of the maple trees outside, and the song-birds have mostly left. The nights are growing longer and colder. Mabon is almost here.
Tomorrow night, I am conducting yet another utiseta. I feel that I need to return to my original sacred space, the park that is a further walk away, to confide with the spirit of the river, and my guide, Grandmother Mugwort, on what steps are necessary next. The election looms large, and the threat of fascism is everywhere. In addition to this, my mother’s health has taken a turn for the worst again.
I am bringing with me my latest tincture, which is a non-alcoholic infusion of fly agaric. This is a mushroom, and while it is not the same as psilocybin or “magic mushrooms,” it is still hallucinogenic. Having tested it out already at home, I can report that it produces a “floating” effect. This tincture, along with the one I mentioned before, are my first steps down what is known as “the poison path.”
With this book as my guide, I am figuring out appropriate dosages for myself, as well as planting my own crop of black henbane. I haven’t put this book under my bibliography, nor will I, because I do not want to encourage this practice. I have begun it only because, having tested different entheogens on myself, feel that I can safely proceed. However, since the plants contained within this book are highly poisonous, I don’t want a novice practitioner stumbling across this book and, thinking of it as my recommendation, entering into this for “shits and giggles.” I expect that, by January, I will have worked around these plants for long enough that I can begin a long-term relationship with the spirit of Henbane, which is sacred to Thor.
In much lighter news, I have my offering box ready for Mabon/Haúsblót/Alban Eiler, and will be conducting that ritual on Monday the 23rd. After that, it’s almost time to go to the city to see Till! I am beyond excited that I decided to take this leap of faith. I know that it’s probably the influence of Loki that is slowly making me bolder and less anxious to go out into the world on my own.
Until next time, dear ones.
Tomorrow night, I am conducting yet another utiseta. I feel that I need to return to my original sacred space, the park that is a further walk away, to confide with the spirit of the river, and my guide, Grandmother Mugwort, on what steps are necessary next. The election looms large, and the threat of fascism is everywhere. In addition to this, my mother’s health has taken a turn for the worst again.
I am bringing with me my latest tincture, which is a non-alcoholic infusion of fly agaric. This is a mushroom, and while it is not the same as psilocybin or “magic mushrooms,” it is still hallucinogenic. Having tested it out already at home, I can report that it produces a “floating” effect. This tincture, along with the one I mentioned before, are my first steps down what is known as “the poison path.”
With this book as my guide, I am figuring out appropriate dosages for myself, as well as planting my own crop of black henbane. I haven’t put this book under my bibliography, nor will I, because I do not want to encourage this practice. I have begun it only because, having tested different entheogens on myself, feel that I can safely proceed. However, since the plants contained within this book are highly poisonous, I don’t want a novice practitioner stumbling across this book and, thinking of it as my recommendation, entering into this for “shits and giggles.” I expect that, by January, I will have worked around these plants for long enough that I can begin a long-term relationship with the spirit of Henbane, which is sacred to Thor.
In much lighter news, I have my offering box ready for Mabon/Haúsblót/Alban Eiler, and will be conducting that ritual on Monday the 23rd. After that, it’s almost time to go to the city to see Till! I am beyond excited that I decided to take this leap of faith. I know that it’s probably the influence of Loki that is slowly making me bolder and less anxious to go out into the world on my own.
Until next time, dear ones.