Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

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4090 Chad said:
It’s times like these that make me remember this classic


Trump picked a creepy sycophant stalker as a trusted advisor (who he possibly fucks). He really is his own worst enemy :story:
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And don't forget that Jim and Andy grilled her for 3 hours over the tire while Baked Alaska moderated.... What a weird time that these Internet weirdos where involved with a president's slam piece.

 
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You motherfuckers are out of your goddamn mind if you think trump is fucking loomer. LOOMER.. really?

My money would be more on Kari Lake, or Habba. If a single solarity shred of legit proof comes out (not loomer claiming it, actual PROOF) I'll delete my account after endorsing kamala.
 
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The fact is Laura Loomer is also an incredibly horny and desperate jewess, likely aggravated by her scary appearance.

She has a long history of uwuing her way up to various conservative figures and getting blown off. I recall seeing video where she very clearly wanted to bang Jacob Wohl too. She's an extremely desperate woman.
She'll get as close as she's allowed until Trump actively pushes her away because she's insane and this is how she acts.

No way the true president for the United States, Donald Trump, would be hitting that. He would have better options in women. He can walk down the street and grab em by their pussies and get away with it (or so I've heard). This is slander and wishful thinking on the part of liberal agents: The truth is, nobody would have sex with Laura Loomer.
 
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Sammich said:
You motherfuckers are out of your goddamn mind if you think trump is fucking loomer. LOOMER.. really?

My money would be more on Kari Lake, or Habba. If a single solarity shred of legit proof comes out (not loomer claiming it, actual PROOF) I'll delete my account after endorsing kamala.
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Alright, here's the screenshot for posterity. Godspeed, Sammich.

Also that's such a cute profile picture. What a combo.
 
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JaneThough said:
I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking
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That’s a real intimate pose for a boss and subordinate.

Slight story time, I worked with a girl who was among the worst in the company. She tended to keep to herself and was cordial. Then she started fucking the CEO. Suddenly she had the nerve to talk back to everyone and come to work late and do nothing.

Why do I bring this up?

What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has, except knowing that her place beside Trump is secure for VERY obvious reasons?

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Lidl Drip said:
Dood.... he totally got loomed.

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Fuck this gay earth, lmao what the hell.

HOLY SHIT SHE'S ONLY 31? I was guessing mid 40s minimum...
 
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Sammich said:
You motherfuckers are out of your goddamn mind if you think trump is fucking loomer. LOOMER.. really?

My money would be more on Kari Lake, or Habba. If a single solarity shred of legit proof comes out (not loomer claiming it, actual PROOF) I'll delete my account after endorsing kamala.
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Kari Lake looks like a lesbian, at best. Usually she just looks like Matthew Lesko.
 
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Vecr said:
It's probably not true (like 30% pro, including instances where she went to his room but "nothing happened"?), but if it is it could be disastrous to Trump's campaign. Not that everyone doesn't know what Trump has been up to for his entire life, but due to the degradation of the general quality of the campaign. Trump's worst problem in his first term was a lack of long-term, trustworthy, competent people. That's not secret information, I think a lot of voters have that in consideration.
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Yeah, all of this is forcing me back to the reality that I only begrudgingly support/back him. The assassination attempt pushed me from observer, to Trump voter/supporter.

Ultimately, we need to counteract the leftist/socialist/communists from permanently “setting the Conservative Movement back decades” ™ by any peaceful means necessary (voting, boycotting, etc.).
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Well if he is we'll hear about it eventually. I'll say this one cope, Loomer is definitely trying and Trump was never one to deny some broad a big hug like that. Not that I'd put it past Trump either.

Fingers crossed I guess.
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I agree. At this point though, only Tommy Weisseu can display my emotional state
 
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Winston Niles Rumfoord said:
Is he physically fit enough to get and maintain an erection? Dude looks like he gets winded just walking around, let alone trying to fit his dick into two pieces of Botox injected roast beef sandwich.
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Viagra has changed the game
 
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JaneThough said:
I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking
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That’s a real intimate pose for a boss and subordinate.

Slight story time, I worked with a girl who was among the worst in the company. She tended to keep to herself and was cordial. Then she started fucking the CEO. Suddenly she had the nerve to talk back to everyone and come to work late and do nothing.

Why do I bring this up?

What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has, except knowing that her place beside Trump is secure for VERY obvious reasons?

MMW
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I saw a video on DrudgeReport of Trump grabbing her lowerback. This is going to be hilarious. Our grandkids will be reading about how a busted up Yenta sunk the president.
Vibralldo said:
I miss when lolcows were like Chris Chan drawing bad comics about him beating up security guards

Now lolcows have contacts inside major corporations and one is influencing (and likely fucking, literally and figuratively) a presidential nominee

I hate this niggerfaggot reality
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What a crybaby, why do you like boring lolcows drawing pictures? I like lolcows like Kanye that merge reality with the internet. I was hearing about Loomer on Fox Radio on my way to work. This is much more entertaining.
 
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