Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

I'm more worried about the video strikes. I don't want m'jord to lose his channel to this fucking bitch!

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I'm more worried about the video strikes. I don't want m'jord to lose his channel to this fucking bitch!

finally, we'll get the return of PeachMonster666. If Jorg can remember his password.
God, I hope this doesn't mean I'll have to rely entirely on BogChron vids for the Conquistador Era of Boglim History.
EDIT: Another new upload.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

I'm getting whiplash here.

Hope she finds some other degenerate with disability income and a house at the bar so she can cling onto him, and leave the boy alone.

But that won't happen, she's unbearable sober, let alone with a couple of drinks on her.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Funniest way for NAL to die would be her choking to death on her vomit, after taking a rip from the bong he got her, or duster. She always gets sick when she uses it, and she always pukes in her bed after snorting duster.

Or she gets bitten by a real king cobra, but we all know that's less likely than her dying from weed or duster.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Funniest way for NAL to die would be her choking to death on her vomit, after taking a rip from the bong he got her, or duster. She always gets sick when she uses it, and she always pukes in her bed after snorting duster.

Or she gets bitten by a real king cobra, but we all know that's less likely than her dying from weed or duster.

Nah. She tries to fuck another guy for revenge, but all she can get is a tweaker. Then the tweaker has a psychotic episode from the meth and stabs her to death with a broken beer bottle.

 

[cascadeplatinum]

Funniest way for NAL to die would be her choking to death on her vomit, after taking a rip from the bong he got her, or duster. She always gets sick when she uses it, and she always pukes in her bed after snorting duster.

Or she gets bitten by a real king cobra, but we all know that's less likely than her dying from weed or duster.

I vote getting hit by drunk driving Aaron while walking down the highway to Jawshie’s trailer park from the motel. It’s be funnier/more kismet than the more likely demise of drunk passing out in a bathtub.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

Her dick sucking preview is in Josh's trailer. The poster on the wall is not a ouija thing, its a poster for some local Choppers things or something.

 

[Ponzo]

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[Urgunt]

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please tell me she's not eating his pootyhole please tell me she's not eating his pootyhole please tell me she's not eating his pootyhole

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

please tell me she's not eating his pootyhole please tell me she's not eating his pootyhole please tell me she's not eating his pootyhole

I mean it can't be any worse than willingly sticking her tongue in his rotten mouth.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

ugly ass maw sucking a king cobra

I maybe hallucinating here, but it sort of looks like Josh took the pic himself? Like, the phone is way too far from her ugly face?
I dunno, she has big arms but... I can't imagine this was a comfortable way to take a picture/video.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

He isn't trying to save money doing this is he?

If you're on EBT or food stamps you are specifically barred from buying alochol. you can, however, buy yeast, sugar and a jar. thus free food stamp homemade hooch

 

[Wax]

I maybe hallucinating here, but it sort of looks like Josh took the pic himself? Like, the phone is way too far from her ugly face?
I dunno, she has big arms but... I can't imagine this was a comfortable way to take a picture/video.

he 100% took the photos and then sent them to her. reminder that cobes has an exhibitionism fetish.

 

[Sugarfree Cigarettes]

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It sure was nice of her to suck that snake venom out for our boy

 

[semitooth]

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kill me

 

[biggacracka]

She's in the idolization phase of BPD. This is just after the devaluation phase and she's been flipping between the 2 so much today. Her mental health is in its endgame.

Hopefully it endgames before she endgame Cobes

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Says a lot about her. No matter how she spins it, she was the one who willingly sucked out that cobra venom.

 

[Delamain]

…Jesus

 

[Sailor Swift]

She just looks so....menacing.

 

[lemon_zest]

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I didn’t know it was possible for her to look more fucking horrifying and melted yet here we are