Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Pitckus]

What would hypothetically be the funniest way for methica to die? I mean the true ending is probably going to be an OD, but it'd be so fucking funny if she got sepsis or something from Cobes losing a rotten tooth in her snatch. Imagine the boy is immune to all of his botulism creations but she takes one shot of his dank gothic mead and starts melting like the witch from wizard of oz.

If we lived in a more civilized era, she would have been broken by the wheel and fed to crows for being an insufferable bog witch.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

What would hypothetically be the funniest way for methica to die? I mean the true ending is probably going to be an OD, but it'd be so fucking funny if she got sepsis or something from Cobes losing a rotten tooth in her snatch. Imagine the boy is immune to all of his botulism creations but she takes one shot of his dank gothic mead and starts melting like the witch from wizard of oz.

funniest in my opinion is if she mouths off to the wrong psycho at walmart or while buying drinks at the liquor store. that or some form of cancer aids caused by prolonged contact with the boglim and a weakened immune system from her fucked up thyroid.

unfortunately people like her tend to live far longer than you would expect they just get progressively more crazy as they age. the second NAL enters menopause for example an entirely new wave of insanity will consume her

 

[Hennimore]

If we lived in a more civilized era, she would have been broken by the wheel and fed to crows for being an insufferable bog witch.

Crows love Mi Lord, they murder of crows in Casper all caw at him when he walks by.

 

[bonified retard]

What would hypothetically be the funniest way for methica to die?

Ellen justifiably homiciding NAL with the birthday katana for trying to manipulate her sick parents

 

[somevan712]

Genuinely hope she just has a red bull or something. Can any Cobra detectives tell if she's even in his house in that pic? You can see a ouija board behind her, but she's also right by a window.

Dank Crab Legs part three has the following screenshot at timestamp 5:07. The ouija board lines up I just can't see the window to the right.
I'm pretty sure that was from right before he moved to the trailer given the different colored stove tops. I haven't found an angle from Cobra's recent videos that show the oujia board at all. It would make sense that he kept it in the move though.

 

[Ponzo]

40 year old unemployed bog hag threatens Cobra with her....wait for it....lawyer!

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

40 year old unemployed bog hag threatens Cobra with her....wait for it....lawyer!
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All I see and hear in those social media posts is Warlord painfully whimpering "you're getting sued tomorrow, man..." after taking a tumble. This threat is so empty it could be used to store the US' national debt.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

40 year old unemployed bog hag threatens Cobra with her....wait for it....lawyer!
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God, I want to see her being a lolsuit. This isn’t going end well.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

40 year old unemployed bog hag threatens Cobra with her....wait for it....lawyer!

Her rage/love/rage/love loop has been so entertaining. The boy "breaking up" with her definitely "for real" this time, has thrown her into such a massive fucking spiral. Her last brain cell has completely burnt out.

She threatens to sue him literally 2 hours after posting revenge porn. "you haven't quit to cease and desist on my name". I fucking love it when she says shit and doesn't know what it means.

PS. I find it really funny that he insists on saying "Jessica Boyle" every single time he can. I hope he doesn't stop saying it, it genuinely makes me giggle.

 

[AnOminous]

boy

Reddit's that way. You need to go back.

revenge porn is a state law, but it is copyright infringement if cobes is the one recording, which is the worse crime. there's also a special tort for stealing property and selling it: conversion.

I don't believe in revenge porn as a crime. I think the entire concept is bullshit other than when it was secretly recorded without consent like the Hulk Hogan shit, or when there was an explicit agreement of nondisclosure, or another exception, commercially exploiting it. Even copyright infringement, which I'm also not a fan of, is indeed more important.

 

[bonified retard]

Dank Crab Legs part three has the following screenshot at timestamp 5:07. The ouija board lines up I just can't see the window to the right.


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That dank crab leg video is from his old apartment, but that's definitely the same poster. It's a Dakota Customs & Choppers poster.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

40 year old unemployed bog hag threatens Cobra with her....wait for it....lawyer!
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Her threats are about as potent as Worldoftshirts' threatening to sue random people on the subway.

 

[BrosefJumanji]

Dank Crab Legs part three has the following screenshot at timestamp 5:07. The ouija board lines up I just can't see the window to the right.
I'm pretty sure that was from right before he moved to the trailer given the different colored stove tops. I haven't found an angle from Cobra's recent videos that show the oujia board at all. It would make sense that he kept it in the move though.

Genuinely hope she just has a red bull or something. Can any Cobra detectives tell if she's even in his house in that pic? You can see a ouija board behind her, but she's also right by a window.

Not a ouija. Its his Choppers poster. By the placement, it looks like her photo is from the trailer. But 100% in his abode.

 

[Jex]

Leave the retard alone! SHOO SHOO BOG WITCH.
The last time I felt this particular brand of anger was when I thought preciousleaf was getting taken advantage of by a tranny that was dressing up as his waifu (He was merely pretending to be retarded for years. That was his wife, she has large hands.)

 

[Troonos]

there are these magical things called "states" with different laws. though there does seem to be a wy noncon statute.

On April 5, 2021, Wyoming governor Mark Gordon signed HB 85 into law. The purpose of the bill, which is effective as of July 1, 2021, is to alter Wyoming porn laws to account for the recent rise of a phenomenon called revenge porn.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Reddit's that way. You need to go back.

I don't believe in revenge porn as a crime. I think the entire concept is bullshit other than when it was secretly recorded without consent like the Hulk Hogan shit, or when there was an explicit agreement of nondisclosure, or another exception, commercially exploiting it. Even copyright infringement, which I'm also not a fan of, is indeed more important.

Unpopular opinion but I agree with you. If you either record yourself or allow yourself to be recorded doing shit you might not want on the internet, then don't fucking do it. It's kind of the backbone of this website. There's chick's with pics and shit I would never want out there, out there but that's on me.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Unpopular opinion but I agree with you. If you either record yourself or allow yourself to be recorded doing shit you might not want on the internet, then don't fucking do it. It's kind of the backbone of this website. There's chick's with pics and shit I would never want out there, out there but that's on me.

Just don't send dick pics to crazy. Problem solved.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Just don't send dick pics to crazy. Problem solved.

Luckily, I'm pretty good at parsing out crazy.

 

[Sugarfree Cigarettes]

I'm getting whiplash here.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'm getting whiplash here.

She's in the idolization phase of BPD. This is just after the devaluation phase and she's been flipping between the 2 so much today. Her mental health is in its endgame.