Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

[Penis]

No fucken way. Imagine a lifetime of banging supermodels and porn stars, and risking it all to hit THAT.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I find the photo weird in general
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They aren't looking at the camera or think it's there. Seriously who is the cameraman? Also it looks like she's more into him than he is her- Trump just seems to be tolerating her. It's strange and I don't buy it.

Now compare to how Trump is looking at Melania:


One would have to be completely fucking retarded to think Trump would pick the Loomer goblin over Melania.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Well if she’s getting fucked, she’s not getting paid.

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Finally, Trump's learned his lesson not to pay them.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Would be really funny if Jewish pussy will bring Donnie down.
He lost weight.
Wonder why.............
Anyway, let's go Laura!
You go gurl!!!

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

There have been rumors swirling around for months that Melinia has been wanting nothing to do with him, so I don't doubt it. On a side note, when can we get an updated OP?

I buy it. The guy pissed away his fortune on frivolous lawsuits from a government that clearly wants him dead. He nearly got shot. He's putting all of their lives in direct danger by running for President. I can totally buy that she wants as little to do with him as possible and why she's out of the spotlight. It's also understandable.

Oh, they are definitely fucking. And you know if Loomer has a Trump kid, that poor child is going to be SOL in more ways than one.

Anyone who thinks Trump is fucking Laura Loomer is retarded. I have a hard time believing Trump can even have sex at his age. If anything, I believe more that Laura is fucking BARRON, not him. Is she trying to latch on because she's a leech like this? Absolutely. Is he fucking her? Probably not. His days of grabbing pussy are probably sadly behind him. Unless it's cat from a Haitian, of course.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Now compare to how Trump is looking at Melania:
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One would have to be completely fucking retarded to think Trump would pick the Loomer goblin over Melania.

There is no comparison. Loomer is TRYING to suck up to the boss. Trump is NOT giving her those eyes he's giving Melania. Not even close. Loomer is a groupie and he's humoring her at best.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

This is the dumbest fucking feature I've seen yet. It's just baseless speculation from some TDS sufferer. If they had actual proof or some reasonable basis to saya Trump is fucking Laura Loomer, then I'd understand why it's featured. As of now, it's just gossiping in its most insipid and idiotic form.

Why would you cheat on an unironic snart, levelheaded, probably nice supermodel with a crazy butterfaced schizo chick who thinks she's an Aryan Jew?

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

This is the dumbest fucking feature I've seen yet. It's just baseless speculation from some TDS sufferer. If they had actual proof or some reasonable basis to saya Trump is fucking Laura Loomer, then I'd understand why it's featured. As of now, it's just gossiping in its most insipid and idiotic form.

I think Null got pissed at the thunderdome people. I don't think politics should be featured unless it's an actual happening since people just get into retarded slapfights otherwise.

 

[CaddestSlown]

then I'd understand why it's featured

I think it was featured to spite the US General Politics thread who were perceived to be hating on Lidl Drip, who was engaging in conversation about this rumor and provided pictures.

I thought the conversation was actually very cordial all things considered, just doubt and skepticism and not a lot of hate aimed at Lidl Drip. Just, y'know, speculation and disbelief.

Null even asked and offered 100$ per month if someone could explain why people hated Lidl Drip when it was genuinely just mild shit.

Derailed things for a bit, too.

 

[Luke gama]

I don't know if they are fucking but I know that powerful men will fuck way below what they could get purely because it's convenient especially when the woman hero worships them.

Remember Arnold Schwarzenegger who was both a blockbuster movie star and a governor who decided his fat house keeper was good enough.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

Jesus Christ, Donald, surely you could do better? Like, someone who isn't such an utterly retarded kike bitch?

 

[Tablet County]

As of now, it's just gossiping in its most insipid and idiotic form.

You've been on here for at least a year. Surely you'd have figured out that insipid, idiotic gossip is KF's bread and butter?

 

[Americunt]

As of now, it's just gossiping in its most insipid and idiotic form.

 

[AgendaPoster]

First funny feature in ages.
Interesting to see who is treating this seriously and is desperate to make sure Donnie is not negatively affected.
Just have fun. More drama before election???
Yes please.

 

[Touche le grass]

Good laugh but i refuse to believe this is real in anyway.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I could see Donaldo banging Loomer. But he is also a handsy person.

He was holding Theresa May’s hand way back at the White House. Was he banging her too?

 

[Popper Whiting]

MAKE AMERICA EAT LAURA LOOMER'S WET BREAD!

Coming to a hat store near you.

Edit: You'll all be kneeling before America's new queen soon

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

First funny feature in ages.
Interesting to see who is treating this seriously and is desperate to make sure Donnie is not negatively affected.
Just have fun.

Usually features come after something significant is discovered or confirmed so even people who don't keep close tabs on a particular cow may be interested.

This is just nothing. This is a picture of Trump and Loomer captioned with "trust me bro, they're totally fucking".

 

[Tablet County]

He was holding Theresa May’s hand way back at the White House. Was he banging her too?
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Yes. Obviously.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Not to be one of those posture autists but in every picture of Laura and Trump she's the one leaning in and he's kinda leaning into her but his shoulders are almost always out.

I think it's one sided, if there's anything at all. She wants it but he doesn't.