Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

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Idk man, I think Trump is perpetually horny enough, and Laura's enough of a (literal) clout goblin that it's not a leap to think she'd graduate from rhetorically glazing him, to literally sucking him off. That photo of them is really weird if they aren't.
I find the photo weird in general
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They aren't looking at the camera or think it's there. Seriously who is the cameraman? Also it looks like she's more into him than he is her- Trump just seems to be tolerating her. It's strange and I don't buy it.
 
Idk man, I think Trump is perpetually horny enough, and Laura's enough of a (literal) clout goblin that it's not a leap to think she'd graduate from rhetorically glazing him, to literally sucking him off. That photo of them is really weird if they aren't.
There have been rumors swirling around for months that Melinia has been wanting nothing to do with him, so I don't doubt it. On a side note, when can we get an updated OP?
 
I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking
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That’s a real intimate pose for a boss and subordinate.

Slight story time, I worked with a girl who was among the worst in the company. She tended to keep to herself and was cordial. Then she started fucking the CEO. Suddenly she had the nerve to talk back to everyone and come to work late and do nothing.

Why do I bring this up?

What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has, except knowing that her place beside Trump is secure for VERY obvious reasons?

MMW
Look, Trump has a weakness for washed up gross whores who have had some work done like Clinton had a weakness for chubby girls and cankles. There is very little doubt he's boned her, amongst other washed up gross whores who have had some work done. I think we've pretty much all accepted that.

Having said that, in the Bible, King David... I don't fucking know. I'm drunk and don't want to think about this too much because it's fucking gross and probably true. I'll still take him over the condescending cackling Pajeet HR lady. I just can't take that voice for four years.
 
Oh, they are definitely fucking. And you know if Loomer has a Trump kid, that poor child is going to be SOL in more ways than one.
Right now is one of the best times to be born a Trump. He'll likely be dead by your formative years, what's left of his empire will net you a nice slice even if it's modest compared to billions, and you get to grow up as the "good"/" unsullied" Trump.
 
I find the photo weird in general
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They aren't looking at the camera or think it's there. Seriously who is the cameraman? Also it looks like she's more into him than he is her- Trump just seems to be tolerating her. It's strange and I don't buy it.
The stupid bitch saw how Barron came out and thought, "THAT COULD BE MY BABY."

No, Loomer, that could never be your baby. Stop, get help.
 
Right now is one of the best times to be born a Trump. He'll likely be dead by your formative years, what's left of his empire will net you a nice slice even if it's modest compared to billions, and you get to grow up as the "good"/" unsullied" Trump.
I don't know how "unsullied" a bastard Trump conceived during (what looks to be anyway) the death throes of their father's re-election and political career, least of all when their mom would be Laura fucking Loomer.
 
I don't know how "unsullied" a bastard Trump conceived during (what looks to be anyway) the death throes of their father's re-election and political career, least of all when their mom would be Laura fucking Loomer.
Well because of the "died before your formative years" bit. You can do a media tour at 18 about how bad the things that happened before you were born done by a man you didn't know were.
 
What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has, except knowing that her place beside Trump is secure for VERY obvious reasons?
Everyone should. The game has been shit for the past few years and only getting worse. Don't get me started on secret lairs.

As for Graham, the guy has an obsession with kids. He just can't get kids off his mind. He's so obsessed with them he puts children in the title of almost every bill he works on and endorses. Even if they have nothing to do with kids. I'm not saying the guy's a pedophile, but it's starting to get out of hand and make the Republicans look bad. I think it's time someone told him to knock it off and if Loomer is doing it behind the scenes good on her.
 
Dood.... he totally got loomed.

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To be fair, Loomer is the type of whore who will act like this to any influential man when there's a scene she wants to be influential in. There was a really funny video from when she wanted to get into the alt-right where she cornered Mike Ma outside a bar, an author and famous personality in those circles, and stood exactly like this with him while begging him to have sex with her. Literally saying "Mike...I'm jewish so they hate me, I have a high iq you know...our baby will be really smart." I can't find the video on youtube though, I hope someone here has it.

I think it's far more likely that once she got into a position where she could be near Trump events, she decided to start doing the same shit with him, and he may not even have slept with her, but just the fact that he hasn't pushed her away when she does this is what makes her feel like she can bully around other women now. There's no reason for Trump to cheat on a literal supermodel with one of the ugliest butterfaces I have ever seen.
 
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He just can't help himself being stupid and making poor decisions, can he?
He really can't, im a supporter and all, but im ready for Vivek to take the reigns. I think Trump for all of his entertainment and memes is just a total idiot. Im thinking of doing a write in at this point.
I prefer my lolcows not having power over major institutions
Why?
 
I doubt he fucked her just because he has much better options around. Then again, it’s Trump so who knows. Loomer would suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch to get an ounce of political power.

Either way, I want this rumor to reach the right people so that Loomer gets tossed in the gutter where she belongs.
What other options? The only women who would want to fuck him now are blown out Republican groupies like Loomer.
 
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