Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[AI generated waifu]

What is with this "bio essentialist" BS it is a new buzzword.

"Bio essentialism" in this context just means believing that a woman is an adult female human and not an ambiguously sexed person claiming to have metaphysical lady feels.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

I just had a cursed thought but I wonder how many viewers of tranny porn are women? Women viewers of porn are much more prominent than they'd like to admit and the self-reporting from users in polls and stats is not reliable, especially since some may be pooners. I wonder if it's actually a lot of women viewers of tranny porn and the like that inflate the numbers and give troons the idea there are more men out there yanking it them that they'll be able to date. A lot already watch gay porn and that shit is gross as fuck so I wouldn't put it past the same type of female viewer to look up shemales either.

Probably not many. Women do like porn but they don't like the same porn as men. Not only because most people are straight and therefore only intrested in the opposite sex, but because men and women pay attention to different things and find what the other likes boring.

Mens porn priorities the visuals and getting to the good stuff fast. Pictures or videos of a hottie doing something naughty. Simple, effective and straight to the point. There is much stronger tendency for something new or more extreme because the old stuff just isn't as exacting anymore.

Women otherhand tend to prefer written porn because they are especially intrested with the emotional side of the sex. Now the story or characters don't have to good or deep, but without even slightest emotional tension and build up it's just hard for most women to get going. Lady porn has a stronger tendency for playing the same elements for over again because familiar elements can themselves create the desired feeling of connection. There is a reason for the cliché of a trashy romance novel with a shirtless man on a cover and fanfic writers are horny teengirls.

Most tranny porn is male type porn, stand alone pictures or videos. It's fairly clear that what consumers there are, are men but they aren't most men. Internet can trick you think some things are much more popular than they are because most humans just loose track of scale in large numbers. Tranny porn in a niche genre no matter how you slice it.

 

[Chandelier]

I just had a cursed thought but I wonder how many viewers of tranny porn are women? Women viewers of porn are much more prominent than they'd like to admit and the self-reporting from users in polls and stats is not reliable, especially since some may be pooners. I wonder if it's actually a lot of women viewers of tranny porn and the like that inflate the numbers and give troons the idea there are more men out there yanking it them that they'll be able to date. A lot already watch gay porn and that shit is gross as fuck so I wouldn't put it past the same type of female viewer to look up shemales either.

PornHub actually has data on this on their 2023 blog. Basically, tranny porn is really popular among boomers and Gen X, and there is an increasing trend of it among Millennials and Gen Z. And yes, the data showed women liking tranny porn....though I have to wonder if it was actually women who were sampled vs troons.

 

[120 Precursor Orbs]

"Dilffeeder" on reddit saw fit to share her "big dad bod" which is being carefully and intentionally cultivated

Spoiler: NSFW: featuring some of the worst surgery scars and nipples I've ever seen

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Poons out and immediately begins stuffing face in fetishistic pursuit of a "dad bod"...

Spoiler: Hmm...

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

"Dilffeeder" on reddit saw fit to share her "big dad bod" which is being carefully and intentionally cultivated

Spoiler: NSFW: featuring some of the worst surgery scars and nipples I've ever seen

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Poons out and immediately begins stuffing face in fetishistic pursuit of a "dad bod"...

Spoiler: Hmm...

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This is the first tranny I've seen kinda sorta accomplish their goals. If you imagine away the zippertits, her gut totally passes for that of some middle aged fat fuck. All that's left to complete the Archybot impression is some T-boosted hair growth and a snapchat caption that says "Daddy is ready".

 

[120 Precursor Orbs]

This is the first tranny I've seen kinda sorta accomplish their goals. If you imagine away the zippertits, her gut totally passes for that of some middle aged fat fuck. All that's left to complete the Archybot impression is some T-boosted hair growth and a snapchat caption that says "Daddy is ready".

Just getting fat has a certain androgynous benefit. Helps to obscure hip width for TiFs, and shoulder width for TiMs, and facial structure for both. So fat ones tend to pass better on the whole. But yeah, she seems to have gotten particularly "lucky" with her fat distribution here, very male.

 

[Fapcop]

"Dilffeeder" on reddit saw fit to share her "big dad bod" which is being carefully and intentionally cultivated

Spoiler: NSFW: featuring some of the worst surgery scars and nipples I've ever seen

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Poons out and immediately begins stuffing face in fetishistic pursuit of a "dad bod"...

Spoiler: Hmm...

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Aside from the very feminine face, I can’t help but notice, her very masc tattoos! Flowers and birds, all very colorful.

Like any real little man would get!

 

[AfghanBlue]

Eh… Not true. Not in all cases anyways.

Spoiler

A little power leveling here, but when I was young and dumb I went to Burgerland and hopped across the border to Tijuana. They sell Viagra otc there to all the tourists, so out of curiosity I bought a couple.
More curiosity made me take one, because “Gee, wonder if it really works?!”
TLDR: Spent 3-4 hours with a giant boner not being able to fall asleep because of said boner.

I read, I think in Vice article about viagra years ago, some anecdote bout some lesbian couple who'd taken them to see what would happen basically and have a bit of fun with it. Turned out it was awful, their clits swelled up a la pooner dicks for 12 hours and they couldn't manage to cum or otherwise do anything else to get rid of it.
Inadvisable unless you are a man, and in actual need of them it would seem.


Also I swear the tranny porn stats just come from porn addict trannies watching more porn than anyone else, and hence, it lookin like it's really popular. But it's just that they watch insane amounts of their own demographic.

 

[Fapcop]

I've just had a quick glance at this pooner's Reddit history and she frequently (and exclusively) posts in r/DID, r/AutisticWithADHD, r/Polyamory, r/CPTSD, r/RadicalMentalHealth and (most amusingly) r/RaisedByNarcissists.

I'm yet to encounter a pooner who isn't a walking cliché. They adhere to a strict phenotype even more rigidly than troons do, to the point where they're all effectively the same person.

I was curious to see what r/radicalmentalhealth was, and the first impression didn’t disappoint.



It’s about a crazy woman who takes a 16 hour return bus ride as often as she can. As you would.




Lol!

 

[Susanna]

Lol!

Just join Scientology then? They even mention them explicitly. The whole point of that cult is ”psychiatry sucks, give us your money instead”.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I was curious to see what r/radicalmentalhealth was, and the first impression didn’t disappoint.

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It’s about a crazy woman who takes a 16 hour return bus ride as often as she can. As you would.


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Lol!

Good finds, I've had a look myself and it's a hotbed of dribblers. Here's my favourite:


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I don't know what any of that means but it sounds autistic as fuck. My best guess is he's a spastic and is trying to rationalize his odd behaviour in a way that makes him feel superior.

The poster in this instance is, of course, a tranny. I only had to scroll past 2 posts before finding a troon on that particular subreddit.

 

[Poonocchio]

Good finds, I've had a look myself and it's a hotbed of dribblers. Here's my favourite:

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I don't know what any of that means but it sounds autistic as fuck. My best guess is he's a spastic and is trying to rationalize his odd behaviour in a way that makes him feel superior.

The poster in this instance is, of course, a tranny. I only had to scroll past 2 posts before finding a troon on that particular subreddit.

He's talking about Tardive Dyskinesia which can be a side effect of a lot of psychiatric medication.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

He's talking about Tardive Dyskinesia which can be a side effect of a lot of psychiatric medication.

It’s a side effect of high doses/longterm use of antipsychotics. It’s not as much of a problem with more modern versions but tardive dyskinesia was ubiquitous in schizophrenics maybe 30-40 years ago. TD is irreversible so… bummer, I guess.

 

[Poonocchio]

It’s a side effect of high doses/longterm use of antipsychotics. It’s not as much of a problem with more modern versions but tardive dyskinesia was ubiquitous in schizophrenics maybe 30-40 years ago. TD is irreversible so… bummer, I guess.

Yup, awful, just what the poor bastards need on top of being a schizo. Apparently Promethazine/Phenergen has been known to cause it as well which is scary as shit because it's quite regularly prescribed in this country for a few different things.

 

[Procrastinhater]

If you imagine away the zippertits,

That's a big fuckin if. She still just looks like a fat hairy woman. Look at those fucking dainty hands and zero muscle on her shoulders, and even that gunt can't hide her hips.

 

[Pepito Cafe]

This is the first tranny I've seen kinda sorta accomplish their goals. If you imagine away the zippertits, her gut totally passes for that of some middle aged fat fuck. All that's left to complete the Archybot impression is some T-boosted hair growth and a snapchat caption that says "Daddy is ready".

Aidens will always have an easier time passing as men (at least at first glance) honestly. Just be far or a little chubby, grow beard, let the male pattern baldness take over, dress in stereotypical men's clothes, and voila. Bonus points if they're not a midget, even if they're just around 5'5 - 5'6 it should be enough.
It's their attitude/way of thinking/etc that give them away most of the time. It would be disingenuous not to admit many of them can pass as men. It just makes sense because for a female to look like a male, things have to be "added" (beard, weight, muscles, etc. with the only thing needing to be removed/hidden being the breasts) while MTFs are hulking hons with giant shoulders and massive bones, and you can't just "remove" those things. Even the most invasive, dangerous, expensive surgeries available for these issues can only do so much and 99.99% of troons cannot afford them (or are still sane enough to realize there's a 80% chance they would die or become crippled).

Male troons... never seen one that passes. I feel like the closest one has ever gotten to looking like a real female is Hunter Schafer, but it's all genetic luck because he's skinny, dainty, and would look like an absolute fag twink if he wasn't trans.

 

[CyberInu]

I just had a cursed thought but I wonder how many viewers of tranny porn are women? Women viewers of porn are much more prominent than they'd like to admit and the self-reporting from users in polls and stats is not reliable, especially since some may be pooners. I wonder if it's actually a lot of women viewers of tranny porn and the like that inflate the numbers and give troons the idea there are more men out there yanking it them that they'll be able to date. A lot already watch gay porn and that shit is gross as fuck so I wouldn't put it past the same type of female viewer to look up shemales either.

I have nothing other than personal experience to offer, but I am willing to make an educated guess that the viewers of tranny porn are almost 100% men -- there isn't really any overlap between women's interest in gay male sex and fake tits on a small-cocked twink. I'd be willing to bet that female porn interests share a lot of subject matter overlap with the contents of erotic fiction, and there's almost no trannyism there (mPreg as a category doesn't count because the whole point is that the characters are men).

 

[TradingExpectations]

I just had a cursed thought but I wonder how many viewers of tranny porn are women? Women viewers of porn are much more prominent than they'd like to admit and the self-reporting from users in polls and stats is not reliable, especially since some may be pooners. I wonder if it's actually a lot of women viewers of tranny porn and the like that inflate the numbers and give troons the idea there are more men out there yanking it them that they'll be able to date. A lot already watch gay porn and that shit is gross as fuck so I wouldn't put it past the same type of female viewer to look up shemales either.

I think most women who are into shemales and trannies have a kink for feminizing men and making them subordinate. At least from my experience a lot of the TIMs I've met or known have had some woman in their life or gf who tried to progressively question their gender and convince them they were trans.
So I don't think it's impossible there are women who like tranny porn, but they are probably more into femdom.

 

[Fapcop]

POONER “BOYFRIEND” UPDATE!!!

Remember this lil’ dood?


I believe it was posted a few weeks ago. Pooner has a sneaky suspicion her “bf” doesn’t see her as a man. (She doesn’t pass but doesn’t care tee-hee! She likes being a man in feminine clothing and dresses! Sometimes they’re even read as a “straight” couple which is icky and eww!)

Anyways, we have an update. And it’s NOT good.

Fellow Kiwis, it turns out that…

HER BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN MISGENDERING HER (GASP!) BEHIND HER BACK!!!



Pay F for sympathy and all that! Pour out one for our lil dood who really feels like crying rn but has been bravely holding it together and doesn’t know what to do.

Edit: Also: Begrudging respect to lil’ doods fellow pooner “bf”. Pretending to play along with your crazy gf’s “uWu I’m ACKSHUALLY a man!” Nonsense, while misgendering her behind her back is unironically a very male brained, masc thing to do. 10/10 LARP!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Aidens will always have an easier time passing as men (at least at first glance) honestly. Just be far or a little chubby, grow beard, let the male pattern baldness take over, dress in stereotypical men's clothes, and voila. Bonus points if they're not a midget, even if they're just around 5'5 - 5'6 it should be enough.
It's their attitude/way of thinking/etc that give them away most of the time. It would be disingenuous not to admit many of them can pass as men. It just makes sense because for a female to look like a male, things have to be "added" (beard, weight, muscles, etc. with the only thing needing to be removed/hidden being the breasts) while MTFs are hulking hons with giant shoulders and massive bones, and you can't just "remove" those things. Even the most invasive, dangerous, expensive surgeries available for these issues can only do so much and 99.99% of troons cannot afford them (or are still sane enough to realize there's a 80% chance they would die or become crippled).

Male troons... never seen one that passes. I feel like the closest one has ever gotten to looking like a real female is Hunter Schafer, but it's all genetic luck because he's skinny, dainty, and would look like an absolute fag twink if he wasn't trans.

Yeah Pooners you really have to look for fine details, little soft hands, hips, and the face, especially around the eyes, but Testosterone is a hell of a drug and means at a glance a fully roided Pooner will be able to pass far easier, at least until they open their mouths, their mannerisms are where they struggle.
For Troons it's fucking hopeless, there's simply no disguising a man as a woman short of a full fucking Burkha and even then unless they're extremely effeminate in mannerisms and keep quiet it's a lost cause.