Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[AssignedEva]

I hadnt even thought of this but It's such a bizarre performance for someone who moans about being mistreated and aspires to improve the lot of his community through exploiting his relative prominence. The guy who turns up with a megaphone to protest trans shit also produces creepy sex shit. How can that not backfire for him in the long term? It'll not come to it because he just isn't that famous, but in other circumstances this creepy sex shit would be destined for a moral outrage daily mail front page and concerned condemnation on daytime TV.

I think the point of the character is to be hypersexual as a result of trauma. It's just that simultaneously he's also clearly getting off on playing a sexy vamp who is irresistible when she does sexy sex things.

Hence the When Harry Met Sally comparison. Someone faking a loud orgasm in a restaurant would be really inappropriate and would put you off someone who did that in real life. But 1980s Meg Ryan was stunning, and so removed from the context of the scene, watching her pretend to have an orgasm is often commented on as being very arousing.

So Ollie's cope would be "the scene isn't supposed to be hot, she's traumatised and mental as a result of being trapped in an abusive relationship" but he also clearly hoped that removed from the context, people would find him dressed in a vampire fetishware pretending screaming "PUNISH ME MUMMY" to be arousing. I mean he literally wrote the script, and I have to assume he wrote it one handed.

 

[grenouille crétine]

Already been some good quote recaps, thank you again to @AssignedEva for your service. We knew it was going to be bad, but troons are never beating the sex pest allegations. Very kind of Ollie to collect so many tropes (ugly crossdressing men making a mockery of female issues and using them as jerkoff fuel) in one place. Some choice quotes that stuck out to me, some new some not:

Spoiler: LUNACY

Bella: I don't wanna take a feminist consciousness raising class from you, Catharine MacKinnon - cause then I won't be able to get railed by my Didi Daddy!

He thought this was clever
ETA: a page or two back there is a blurb from Ollie where he says how this is all
meant to be very subtle, including the godawful nickname sounding like “daddy”, but then he just fucking says both of them together anyway. Goddamn idiot.

Bella: Yeah! We have a deal. I only let them fuck me in the mouth and pussy.

Gross. I think the intention here was that like the previous quote, Ollie is cribbing an actual feminist issue—abusive men forcing their partners to do anal—via the implication that he does ~everything~ with Daddy Dracula. Very normal, very sensitive, very womanly. He jacked off to this script so many times.

They be sucking at the titty!

Already noted. But extremely embarrassing. I am going to quote this for random text if not already done.

Bella: Yeah, girl on girl, but I mean like - SEX. Have you ever done choking?

Bella: He's been getting me to call him "master". Unf. He got me in this tight little schoolgirl outfit- [NOPE]

Fay: You don't think it says something about him that he gets off on controlling women?

Fay unwraps a book entitled "How To Be Less Toxic: A Guide For Healthier Relationships". On the front page Dracula has written "To Fay, I'll always remember our time in Rome! Didi xxx"

Bella: Oooh, sounds fun! You wanna fill me up? (slides empty margarita pitcher over)

Waiter: (bashful) Uh, yeah. (walks off with pitcher)

Fay: Don't eat the waiter.

Bella: I'm not gonna eat him. Just drink his blood. Maybe some of his other fluids.

Subtle as a freight train.

Bella: (lights shift, and Bella's voice gets a weird demon effect) I would drain every drop of perfect blood from your delicious fucking body.

Bella: Don't therapy me! I like being a leechy bitch! Unnnh! Give me that plasma daddy! Uunnh! Make my chinny all red! [Jesus.] Oh, guys love sexy baby voice. I bet you Alexander likes it.

Bella: Well, when I drink his blood (shouting - people look round) WHILE HE NUTS INSIDE ME, we'll see who's in control.

Bella: Oh my gosh, I know what I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like (shouting - people look round in disgust) I'VE NEVER GOTTEN A FACIAL BEFORE BUT I'VE ALWAYS REALLY WANTED ONE!

Bella: Uunnh, but you're making me so wet.

Fay: Fucking childish, Belle!

Bella: Well what are you going to do, are you going to punish me, mummy?

Male masturbatory ritual and literally nothing else. He really thought he was getting away with something here—that he’s such a good actor, it’s such a good clever sUbTlE script, insert all the copes—and therefore people would find this insightful and amusing, and (ninja’d by Eva) in his dreams, arousing. It is insightful, and it is amusing, but it’s definitely not sexy. His poor parents!

Bella: BUT I LOVE HAVING OLD FRIENDS FOR DINNER! Me and Didi are going to be so happy together once you're dead. (swipes a nail across Fay's neck and goes to feed, or something, I don't really know - there's no wound or blood)

This is a part of the trailer I was confused about as well, so great to hear it doesn’t look any better in situ. Did they forget the sfx?

Fay: It's bad for you... but, that's kinda why it's good. Jean-Paul Sartre once said that giving up smoking was like giving up the world.

Wow, man. That’s like, really deep.

Bella: He does not gaslight me! Disengage your lesbian feminist therapist brain. He doesn't show love the way a human would. He speaks every language and he's been everywhere. I barely remember 9/11. He remembers the last twenty 9/11s.

Can we get this part at least as a clip as well? Every line is bound to be hysterical. And correct me if I’m wrong on premiere date, but that’s an interesting line to have in a film that released the day before 9/11

Oh Ollie. You’re never working in Hollywood again with this one.

Edited to add context and fix grammar, edited again to add even more quotes because this gets funnier every time I look at it.

 

[dvorak]

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Why is the camera moving around like that.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

They are trying to use Vampirism as an allegory for domestic abuse, but they don't know what an allegory is, so they just show regular vampires and stack generic domestic abuse on top.
They are obviously going for something quirky like this

but the writing and acting is so far off it turns into self parody.
I read Vito Gesualdi's abortion of a comic book script and it was unironically better written than this.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me

 

[Racist Parrot]

I fucking lost it when they started talking. Hilarious. Fucking gross skinwalkers.

 

['Ole Dente]

I think I’ve just hit a breaking point.

I do not get it. I don’t. Why is it that men are now dressing up like women and doing weird shit? The dress alone is weird but whatever, you’re an American, what you do in your house on your time I don’t give a fuck about but why do you have to do it OUTSIDE AND THEN DO GAYER SHIT IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE FIRST GAY THING.

Yeah, I know. I sound like I’m sperging and to some degree, I am. I’m just exhausted. I see this shit all the time and I just wanna go back to how things used to be. I’m getting old, frens. No more troons and poons shooting up babies, no more Liz Fong Jones and his psychopathic shit, no more weirdos on the internet who hypersexualize women and do this blackface comparable shit.

I just wanna eat my hot pockets and not have to worry about the gay shit.

 

[Axiom.]

First time in this thread and I must say, wow, that was so unintentionally hilarious. I don't know if Olly was trying to be funny but the dialogue between those 2 is like conversationalist comedy where they started talking about the most random shit as seriously as possible. Olly then making those weird sex noises like he's at the gloryhole section of Gothic San Francisco while Buffalo Bill 2 stares at him with genuine awkwardness is the icing on top, 10/10.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Jessie cannot dress well. This is his idea of how a "sexy nerd" dresses, because he's both a Trekkie and someone trying in vain to look like a woman. All that vest is doing is bunching in his man gut - which will only get bigger, because estrogen causes weight gain in males, and with no testosterone, he won't lose it - and that loose shirt to give the illusion of hips. This is a man who thinks he's a woman because he "associates with specific traits" related to women, but he doesn't pass whatsoever. He spent $20 on FFS and still looks like a male, his dye job is shit and he looks like a Trekkie stuck in the 1970s. This is a man who'll spend hours telling you that Star Trek is a queer/trans allegory but will lose his fucking mind if you apply the same detailed criticism to his films and documentaries. He's a lot like Olly in that way: don't be a back seat critic, just sit there and bask that such a specimen is in your presence.

He looks like he is cosplaying Amy from the Big Bang Theory. And she is the frumpy nerd character.

 

[The Jackal]

I hadnt even thought of this but It's such a bizarre performance for someone who moans about being mistreated and aspires to improve the lot of his community through exploiting his relative prominence. The guy who turns up with a megaphone to protest trans shit also produces creepy sex shit. How can that not backfire for him in the long term? It'll not come to it because he just isn't that famous, but in other circumstances this creepy sex shit would be destined for a moral outrage daily mail front page and concerned condemnation on daytime TV.

It's another example of his not being able to view anything from others' perspectives. In his mind, he's a daring, self-confident modern woman who's not afraid to push the envelope and discuss sex openly. In his mind, this is his Sex and the City, or Fleabag again, or sure, Nora Ephron comedies (that seems very quaint by comparison though). In his fantasies, he will bask in adulation and praise as an icon for liberated womanhood.

In reality of course, it's not at all like that, because (a) he's not a real woman, which everyone knows even though they may not like to admit it, and this stuff just doesn't come across the same way when literally all the main people involved in this project are men (including except the director, Valentine Vee), (b) he's not a good writer, and (c) it's all obviously the product of a terminally-online, porn-saturated male mind. Reading through the dialogue transcribed above, on multiple occasions it felt like I was reading posts on a troon forum.

Olly doesn't see any of that though, how embarrassing it is for him, how creepy and degenerate he seems, how untalented he is.

 

[Titted Biscuits]

(including the director, Valentine Vee),

Valentine is definitely a woman, just a handmaiden fag hag. She has also shared old pictures of herself as a little girl on her profile.

Agree with everything else you said though.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Despite having already made that observation about the Getty images pics, I'd actually blocked that out. Thankfully, I'm not the only one who watched "Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend" and was repulsed, so this clip of his "When Harry Met Sammy" segment has been going around a couple of group chats I'm in. This is what his parents had to sit through:

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Yep, this was unmistakably a Fleabag lift (apologies for audio quality):
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The acting / writing is giving student play at university. If it was in that context it’s like ooh, edgy and even kind of fun because it’s campy and every one is having a laugh, even though it is still cringe AF. Here it’s like wow, this is supposed to be a professional production? Oof. You know just because you pay a bunch of people to film a short film in LA doesnt mean you’ve broken into hollywood, like you claim choob. By that logic any USC student film is “making it in hollywood”.

The editing in of the patron reactions looked like stock photography. I know it wasn’t, but the cutaway to close up shots 100% gave that vibe and it’s straight amateur level shit. You need context like from a medium shot to see that the person is near them and trying to enjoy their dinner or something and these freaks are annoying.

Finally his braying and screeching is what he thinks a woman orgasming sounds like? Just that audio out of context I dont think I would have any idea. I’ve heard teen boys doing a better impression when they were just trying to annoy people or make them uncomfortable. His orgasm noises unironically sound a pig squealing, to go with his pig snort laugh.

And to answer someone’s question, the camera is moving around like that is sometimes used to give a sense of realism but in this case I think it’s because they thought static shots of these too talking would be too boring

ETA:
The fact that dave wiskus did a cameo is so embarrassing for him. Dude is down bad.

 

[Windy Moors]

He is gunning for a tranny fleabag isn't he, fucking delusional coombrain. You can fool Americans with your posh accent but they will laugh you out of the BBC with this tripe.

 

[LavenderMenace]

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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me

Is he Chris Tyson?

Passes as well as he does….

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I think this faggot is just trying to get as much degeneracy as possible done before he gets outed as a pedo or raping Contrapoints or some other shit (cue the rainbows.) His YouTube career has been falling off and his movie career completely bombed so I think this is where he goes from there.

 

[Merry]

Never escaping the trying to become the object of his affection allegations

Imitation is in fact a rather horrifying form of flattery

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

There is something in me that feels compelled to watch the "worst moments" of the film, at the same time that "it doesn't". Jesus, those 2 minutes lasted forever.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I am a horror movie enjoyer so I know garbage, and this is pure garbage. I've seen movies made by a bunch of 20-year olds with no formal training that were better written and acted than this. All this has is money for the set and lighting. It's actually shocking, I was expecting Olly's co-star to be a better actor than Olly because the bar is so so low, but he was not. Plus, Olly turned up the nasal speaking to 11, my poor ears.

Actually, give the co-star a haircut and he can play Snape in the Harry Potter stage musical at the local theater.

He is gunning for a tranny fleabag isn't he, fucking delusional coombrain.

It's so delusional it's offensive. Fleabag wasn't good because PWB made crude sex jokes, Olly. There was a reason for it. And her jokes were funny.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

There is something in me that feels compelled to watch the "worst moments" of the film, at the same time that "it doesn't". Jesus, those 2 minutes lasted forever.

I couldn’t make it through the clip honestly.

However my husband is subscribed to nebula so I’m going to try to watch it tonight. Wish me luck.

 

[DickMain]

This is what his parents had to sit through:

Seriously, these freaks don't have any boundaries. You just don't talk with your family about sex shit outside of maybe things like "we're having trouble conceiving, what do we do"; medical stuff like that.