Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

[Estate]

Let's assume the allegations are true.
When a dude is keeping a woman of questionable attractiveness close, and that woman is a liability, that must mean he's busting nuts so good, it's messing with his brain. IYKYK.
So, the most important question in this thread right now is, what the hell is she doing to that old man?

 

['Ole Dente]

I mean, if you had to pick a flavor of crazy, which would you pick? The one who keeps bantering stupid shit from her mouth apropos of nothing? Or the crazy bitch who chained herself to twitter HQ and failed, but single, and easier to pin the fuck down if shit hits the fan?

With women, you are always picking a flavour of crazy. The question you have to ask yourself is….what kind of crazy compliments my kind of autism? How much do I need to tolerate and does the good outweigh the bad?

Loomer’s not a terrible choice for Trump. She’s a sycophant and Trump is arguably a narcissist. There’s little end she’ll go to to make him happy because she thinks he’s a god, so she’s sucking them balls like an egg. Trump’s not saying no to that. She’s a ride or die, no matter how nuts or guilty Trump looks she’ll stick around because she thinks it’s a conspiracy to destroy him and that kind of insane shit will only embolden her resolve.

Yeah, she looks like a goblin, but sometimes you’ll take a goblin if they’re loyal and they suck your balls good. Some things are more important than looks.

 

[Lonely khan]

I can't believe that's a biological woman.

The MTFs and Loomer have the batshit level of plastic surgery needed to trip all of your brain's uncanny valley alarms

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Imagine those wrinkled, 78 year old balls clapping against leathery flesh.

 

[JaneThough]

Imagine those wrinkled, 78 year old balls clapping against leathery flesh.

They’re long enough she can suck them and still make eye contact.

 

[Chernabog3000]

The sheer speed of the decline is what's alarming. How does someone go from Discount Grace Gummer to Horror Movie Ventriloquist's Dummy in like three years?

Plastic surgeries my guy. Biology and time aren't at play here. Botch job facial reconstruction surgeries are to blame. There will be no decline, most bits of her body will rot but her face, breast's and buttocks will live on in the bloodstreams of our future generations.

It's a bigger problem for women than the wall ever will be. You don't have to be all that rich or famous or sit on a waiting list or have any bits of money anymore. Hackjob doctors aren't just cutting off dicks they be doing all sorts of crazy surgeries on the faces of women who realistically have nothing wrong with them. Laura a great example of this. Yeah she was no 10 but for the sake of like Midwestern conservative women she's not wasn't that far off from it. I'm not against plastic surgeries, do you, but most millennial women are trending towards these cheap ass trend based plastic surgeries regardless of there wealth or fame. It's very alarming.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

This entire feature is on par with lolcow farms, which coincidentally is full of women with nothing better to do than idly gossip and make up bullshit that's probably not eve true with zero evidence.

You seem personally offended by strangers gossiping about a 78yr old, objectively sleazy (multiple wives, cheating on them, shady real estate dealings) possibly fucking a known power whore who has a long track record of debasing herself for money and power.

There's more than one picture of her doing some serious flesh pressing with someone who has such tight security, she can only be allowed that close by his specific permission, his current trophy wife is MIA completely and is on record saying she doesn't want to be anywhere near his central base in Florida (where he spends the majority of his time) and Loomer has suddenly gotten VERY brave in talking shit to people ever since these first pictures surfaced.

I don't know how much more you need for there to be morally correct gossip, which I can only assume is your pedestal you're trying to climb on here.

I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just saying it's weird to protest normal Kiwi behavior and I wonder what skin you have in this game for it to bother you enough to repeatedly post about it.

 

[Vibralldo]

lol “what happened?!” “Musk” “OH. Oh in that case it’s awesome. Nm!”

The only good change Musk made was making it slightly harder to get banned for being edgy, most of what he's done to Twitter has only made the site worse.

 

[Flamin Park]

Laura Loomer doesn't need to be emboldened to randomly lash out at people. She does that on her own because she's a deranged, unstable retard.

I have no idea why this is even featured. Two people standing close to one another does not mean that they're fucking. Even in his demented state, Trump should still know better than to stick his dick in that rusty bear trap. He was still screwing porn stars as of a few years ago.

Yerh but stormy Daniels wasn't actually hot, she reminded me of dog the bounty hunters wife

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking

Isn't he like 90? Do his penis and heart still work?

 

[Ass Dan]

Honestly, as nauseating of a prospect as it is, Trump and Loomer make perfect sense as a couple. NOBODY simps harder for him than she does, and he's a sucker for that. I doubt this will affect his chances. Nobody who supports him gives a shit about his gross personal life.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

If so, you'd spend the money on looking less like a tranny as you got older, not moreso

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How does anyone find the image on the right attractive....

 

[smugrandomdouche]

Oh so some of y'all have never watched an old man get run through by a younger hoochie have ya?
yeah no this is not gonna be pretty. This is gonna be the nastiest, most ratchet thing you will watch a man do over a skank that will take half of anything he has. Money, fame, power, she wants half of that.
She'll make him obsessed because he's lonely and he won't hear reason.
It's gonna be Jerry Springer bitches.

 

[Zaryiu2]

I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking
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That’s a real intimate pose for a boss and subordinate.

Slight story time, I worked with a girl who was among the worst in the company. She tended to keep to herself and was cordial. Then she started fucking the CEO. Suddenly she had the nerve to talk back to everyone and come to work late and do nothing.

Why do I bring this up?

What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has, except knowing that her place beside Trump is secure for VERY obvious reasons?

MMW

I prefer to have proof before i believe this, he literally has the means to get with women that look better than Loomer so i'll reserve judgment until then

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

You seem personally offended by strangers gossiping about a 78yr old, objectively sleazy (multiple wives, cheating on them, shady real estate dealings) possibly fucking a known power whore who has a long track record of debasing herself for money and power.

Yeah, because it's rather boring compared to a retarded Satanist groping his girlfriend on livestream or some retard nearly killing himself with a snake bite or even in the vein of retarded right wing politics, two gay men having a "baby-off" to see who can produce a child first.. What sort of faggot cares what a shmuck from Jew York does with a schizo Jew? It's not that interesting unless you have no standards for what keeps your attention.

I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just saying it's weird to protest normal Kiwi behavior and I wonder what skin you have in this game for it to bother you enough to repeatedly post about it.

Because it's the type of shit alogs do and frankly,I'm sick of hearing about Trump for 9 YEARS straight. Just ignore the bastard, Who cares? There's funnier cows on this site and there's more interesting politicians IRL. Sure vote for him whatever, but you really don't need retarded gossiping myths about him when he does a bunch of crazy shit in real life and he's a pretty dull cow. There's celebrities that belong on this site like Aaron Carter or that one guy who kidnapped a Native American chick and was going all Waco on us after he punched a pregnant Icelandic lady. Celebrity gossip is just the absolute worst unless it has some substance.

 

[Toast Fucker]

Yeah, because it's rather boring compared to a retarded Satanist groping his girlfriend on livestream or some retard nearly killing himself with a snake bite or even in the vein of retarded right wing politics, two gay men having a "baby-off" to see who can produce a child first.. What sort of faggot cares what a shmuck from Jew York does with a schizo Jew? It's not that interesting unless you have no standards for what keeps your attention.

Because it's the type of shit alogs do and frankly,I'm sick of hearing about Trump for 9 YEARS straight. Just ignore the bastard, Who cares? There's funnier cows on this site and there's more interesting politicians IRL.

Wow, so erudite and definitely not an incel

 

[Baguette Child]

I prefer to have proof before i believe this, he literally has the means to get with women that look better than Loomer so i'll reserve judgment until then

I won't deny the pictures are fairly convincing, but I'll have to ditto this point.

Someone like Trump could find a worshipful sycophantic bitch way hotter than this goblin without any real effort. He is grossly wealthy and a public figure. Both are attractive qualities for any gold digger.

I'll be willing to buy he's eager to dick someone this devoid of value once we see harder evidence. I'm not denying he isn't gross enough. Just that the current theory doesn't match his ability to fuck hotter women, despite being an old ugly fucker himself.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I think Null was rightfully pissed at the politics thread because of one retard who brought up age of consent out of nowhere and then implied that Null disliked black people because they cucked him. Someone also randomly tagged Lidi into the thread out of nowhere which always pisses off moderation.

The guy who kept obsessively talking about cucking also got felted by Lidl Drip in the same thread for pointing out he said someone obsessed with black people is probably into BBC.

I thought the issue was pretty self-contained and handled as nature intended: Making an absolute asshole out of the stupid person shitting up an environment.

Don't remember if it was a tag, but I do remember someone just using her name as a descriptor for Null when he went full in on the Loomer thing as a one-off comment, which derailed the thread, which caused people to make that Lidl Drip comment, which prompted Null into wanting an explanation as to why everyone hates her, which I thought was weird, because I took it as it just being a callback to Lidl getting the wet bread steam train rolling in the thread to begin with.

And that's fine, it's a funny rumor.

Anyway Laura Loomer is ugly, plastic surgery is horrifying, and she will never have true Aryan babies.

 

[MadStan]

 

[The Hardest R]

He's always favored skanks. Loomer is just par for the course.

Trump was notorious for dating/fucking these types of women for damn near 50 years at this point and openly bragged about all the skanks and hookers he banged. Where does the whole grab them by the pussy thing come from? How about talking up how hot his daughter is on Howard Stern’s show? He cultivated the image of being a coozehound.

Loomer is not the first plastic-looking Jewish American Princess that Donnie has shtupped.

I think there are autists here who really have no fucking clue what he was about prior to 2016.

i am very interested in the behind-the-scenes struggle for influence in trump 2024 but as far as i can tell loomer isn't part of any side, just a provocateur who likes proximity to power

What a coincidence you started expressing interest in this only after everyone started making fun of Donnie T’s terrible taste in women.

So, the most important question in this thread right now is, what the hell is she doing to that old man?

Loomer is fucking crazy, the type that will do anything to get close to money, power, or whatever she’s desiring. Anything. I’m sure Laura strokes his…ego and makes him feel good while she sucks down every Viagra-fueled nut he busts inside her mouth. Donnie can just close his eyes and pretend it’s some Playboy bunny he paid to suck his dick back in the 1980s instead of the abomination that is Laura Loomer.

Honestly, as nauseating of a prospect as it is, Trump and Loomer make perfect sense as a couple. NOBODY simps harder for him than she does, and he's a sucker for that. I doubt this will affect his chances. Nobody who supports him gives a shit about his gross personal life.

This is the image he wants to portray. I don’t think anyone cares except his rumpswabbers who are dismayed that their father figure is busting inside this ugly whore.