Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

[CornBogFitz]

Why would anyone have sex with this absolute ghoul.

 

[Broadside]

Why would anyone have sex with this absolute ghoul.
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Fuck off no way is that not edited

 

[JustStopDude]

Fuck off no way is that not edited

Gary Peterson is a patriot and a member of congress.

 

[OutlineCuck]

Fuck off no way is that not edited

Oh, come on. It's just an unfortunate lighting.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

There's no reason for Trump to cheat on a literal supermodel with one of the ugliest butterfaces I have ever seen.

Hugh Grant did, and he was considerably more appealing to the opposite sex than Donald Trump. Grant's scandal happened when Elizabeth Hurley was in her prime too. Melania hasn't been a "supermodel" for over 20 years.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

All these haters in this thread mad cause Trump got Loomed before them
Stay maddddd

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

I don’t know what all the fuss is about, I think Ol’ Jigsaw Face is quite fetching for a young…31 year old?…jeez. Call me half a fag but Laura Boozer is a bootlicking retard and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Jarolleon]

How long before the one lib who actually remembers Paradise Lost does a parody of "Sin, Death, and the Devil" involving Loomer and Trump?

He never misses
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Turns out the race that invented sexology (yes, it really exists) can do more with less, unlike the Russians who need to send supermodels to compromise anyone important.

 

[crowabunga]

Fucking that woman is hella gay. Conservatism was already a joke but the social trappings of this newest iteration is to left-wing cliques as a trashy county demolition derby is to a university theater department: I'd hate my time in both of them but at least in the latter I'm not worried about catching diseases by proximity and there are a few thin people.

 

[poopinmy_line]

Isn't he like 90? Do his penis and heart still work?

His heart is abused to shit from years of coke and adderall, genuinely shocked it hasn't exploded yet. I doubt his cock works but at least we're sure his brain doesn't.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Lol

 

[JaneThough]

Melania hasn't been a "supermodel"

Ever. Fixed it for you. The 90s and 00s were rife with the supermodel type but somehow no one ever heard of Melania until she’d been married to Trump already. She was never a supermodel.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I could see Donaldo banging Loomer. But he is also a handsy person.

He was holding Theresa May’s hand way back at the White House. Was he banging her too?
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I heard that Biden said that Teresa May gives one hell of a hummer, like she can suck the soul out of a man from ten paces. Well, actually, Biden said "Hrmpgfsszzl" and shit his pants, but we all know what THAT means *wink*

 

[Would]

What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has

Because MTG is a retard and Lindsay Graham is open season online where Loomer easily outshitposts him.

I'm not saying they ain't fucking, but is Trumpler really that desperate and out of blondes?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Why would anyone have sex with this absolute ghoul.
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Sending your indoctrinated son to meet this ghoul. Good god, DCFS needs to take kids away for this shit.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

https://www.mediaite.com/news/trump-thanks-laura-loomer-for-claiming-shes-single-because-she-loves-him-too-much/

https://archive.ph/D4tUO

Media is memeing this into reality

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

God Emperor Trump banging Laura Jewmer? Doubtful, but it’s very strange seeing her this ingrained, even MTG sees what a toxic lunatic she is. Never in a million years thought I’d see Trump jetting around with an entourage of Tulsia Gabbard, Matt Gaetz, and Laura Loomer. His isle of misfit goys just keeps getting weirder and I love it.

 

[Cloudby Skytoucher]

Why would anyone have sex with this absolute ghoul.

Boomers have probably the worst taste in women known to man. They east plastic food and wear plastic clothes, why wouldn't they want plastic women?

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

God Emperor Trump banging Laura Jewmer? Doubtful, but it’s very strange seeing her this ingrained, even MTG sees what a toxic lunatic she is. Never in a million years thought I’d see Trump jetting around with an entourage of Tulsia Gabbard, Matt Gaetz, and Laura Loomer. His isle of misfit goys just keeps getting weirder and I love it.

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Gaetz is a wearing a padded jacket there and he still has some of the weakest shoulders I've ever seen on a grown man. How embarrassing.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Ever. Fixed it for you. The 90s and 00s were rife with the supermodel type but somehow no one ever heard of Melania until she’d been married to Trump already. She was never a supermodel.

Those nudes Melania did in the late 90s was unpaid and she was in her late 20s at the time. So yeah, not a supermodel and was aging out of being able to make it by the time she met Trump. No wonder she stuck to him like a fly on fly paper.

As for Trump banging Loomer... he absolutely would considering he's a narcissist and she's a loony who'll absolutely flatter his ego in all ways possible. It's not like Stormy Daniels is a looker.