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[Slideshow Bill]

I don't know if I'm late on this but some mediocre YA novel got a movie adaptation that came out yesterday and I've seen troons reeeing on social media because the leader of the dystopia society where teenagers are forced to get uncanny surgeries to conform to societal standards or they'll be outcasts is played by a TIM. Not just some literal who pseudo passoid who snuck under the radar either, but one of the most recognizable TIMs in Hollywood, Laverne Cox.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Maybe those whose ancestry is entirely from northern parts of the country, but most Spaniards have North African admixture from when they were colonised by Moors.

That’s where the term “blue blood” for royalty comes from: the Spanish royals didn’t have admixture, so were still white with visible veins.

Some of the Spanish Royal family were a little too obsessed with Blue Blood for their own good.

 

[deermeat]

I don't know if I'm late on this but some mediocre YA novel got a movie adaptation that came out yesterday and I've seen troons reeeing on social media because the leader of the dystopia society where teenagers are forced to get uncanny surgeries to conform to societal standards or they'll be outcasts is played by a TIM. Not just some literal who pseudo passoid who snuck under the radar either, but one of the most recognizable TIMs in Hollywood, Laverne Cox.

I mean not to defend troon ideology, but wouldn't the message fit their movement? It obviously doesn't and the fact they are reeeing over that says a lot, especially since its a troon who agreed to play the part.
But still. Isn't that the thing they kept mentioning? Weren't they the ones blaming society for why they have to get these surgeries? Even "good" troons like Blair White still blame society on why they had to get surgeries to alter their appearance. It's very telling that they are suddenly backtracking.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I mean not to defend troon ideology, but wouldn't the message fit their movement? It obviously doesn't and the fact they are reeeing over that says a lot, especially since its a troon who agreed to play the part.
But still. Isn't that the thing they kept mentioning? Weren't they the ones blaming society for why they have to get these surgeries? Even "good" troons like Blair White still blame society on why they had to get surgeries to alter their appearance. It's very telling that they are suddenly backtracking.

I don't think the message fits their movement (although the goal posts change ever hour so what do I know) because in the original book, the point was to critique plastic surgery and the insane beauty standards forced on teens. Casting a TIM as the leader of this world can keep the original message but extra subtext is added and the optics are bad for troons. "The tranny menace is forcing teenagers to get unnecessary surgeries"

 

[Procrastinhater]

Got a lovely jumpscare scrolling through my usual cat videos. I'm sure she is going to look beautiful

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Spoiler: Lmao the comments

It's such groomer behaviour it's terrifying, and then the cult like chanting of "ITS NOT TOO LATE" Like they're telling you to repent your sins or w/e
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The pure Cult behavior is clear when they all appear out of the sewers and their fucking coom dungeons to groom a new one like that.
I wonder how many of those freaks typed that shit with one hand?

I’m sorry. Perhaps I’m just a giant big racist, or maybe it’s my mis-spent childhood in front of the tv, but I cannot see ‘Congo’ and not think of Um Bongo (I don’t even know if this exists any more. Surely it’s been banned for wrongthink?),

Fucking lol I'm gonna spend all day at work tommorow (well Monday I guess) muttering Um Bongo Um Bongo now.

 

[deermeat]

I don't think the message fits their movement (although the goal posts change ever hour so what do I know) because in the original book, the point was to critique plastic surgery and the insane beauty standards forced on teens. Casting a TIM as the leader of this world can keep the original message but extra subtext is added and the optics are bad for troons. "The tranny menace is forcing teenagers to get unnecessary surgeries"

OHHH okay, my bad. I misread it. I didn't realize the TiM was played by the leader.
Yet.... Okay that brings up an even bigger question. I know TiMs are retarded but is Laverne Cox braindead? Why would he agree to play that role...? Because if he is self aware, that has some disturbing implications considering hes a Hollywood actor and troons have their version of socially acceptable grooming (egg cracking).
Its almost like hes taunting people about hurting kids. Maybe Im reading way too into it, but its just not uncommon for people in that field to be openly taunting /hinting at the things they do.

 

[Fapcop]

I don't think the message fits their movement (although the goal posts change ever hour so what do I know) because in the original book, the point was to critique plastic surgery and the insane beauty standards forced on teens.

Nah… Tranny ideology is so inconsistent and full of “Science says!” Nuttery that it’s plastic enough to be molded into whatever.

Get ready for “brave” takes about how the pretty ones who get surgeries are cisgender white people, whereas the heroes who don’t are brave trannies and people of color. And one white chick getting boned by a “person of color” because they just love coal burning and have to shove it into anything.

(Shit, I saw two separate commercials yesterday that all featured a white chick, black dude and mixed kids. One was for IKEA and the other was for a credit card or something.)

 

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Monstrous Bubo Productions’ women’s poetry prize embraces and celebrates all types of terrible poetry.

As a fellow connoisseur of awful troon poetry, I hope I'm allowed to nominate one of my personal favorites:

Spoiler: The TERF on my Shoulder

The TERF on my Shoulder

There’s a trans exclusionary radical feminist that lives on my shoulder.
She thinks I’m a man.
Let’s call her Janice, or Cathy or Society,
let’s call her the TERF on my shoulder.

She’s my anti-conscience, imagine Jiminy Cricket,
but transphobic,
always reminding Pinocchio he will never be real.

She is the lingering feeling that I don’t belong
the deep breath I take before entering a women’s bathroom
and don’t release until I leave the women’s bathroom
She is the hole tucking has worn into my favorite jeans,
The moment of panic every time I interrupt someone
or show any anger.
She calls me rapist every time
I message a lesbian on tinder
or don’t disclose
my transness to the drunk boy putting
His tongue in my mouth.

She is the series of blue ink marks I write on my hand
in a women’s studies classroom:
One tally mark for each time I speak in class
not to exceed 5 tally marks, because she’s waiting
with accusations of male socialization and domination.
A cis woman who talks too much is a bitch.
A trans woman who talks too much is a man,
so I make tally marks. I wonder, if I press hard enough,
can I make myself bleed?
She tells me, you can be a real woman if you don’t bleed.

I’ve faced similar oppression as her.
Look! I even kept the receipts,
I framed them and hung them over the fireplace.
One for every idea taken out of my mouth
and pinned to the lapel of a male colleague.
One for every disapproving look for holding the hand
of someone who is not a man.
One for every time a strange man followed me home,
holding my safety in the palm of his hand,
his male gaze searing the hairs on the back of my neck.
I show her the receipts, but she never accepts them
She says,
“Sorry we don’t accept isolated incidents, only systematic oppression.”
I wonder if there is any way
I can live my life that she will approve of.

I tell her she’s wrong about me
But she will not listen.

And I tell her, I exist
And I am a woman
And I am real
And I am real
And I am real
But she does not listen,

and every time I try to smash her,
I just give myself a bruise.

(link)

Along with this very moving spoken word performance.

 

[Sean Andalou]

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Darkness at Noon territory, but unlike in Stalin's purges it's pure LARP.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Like getting rid of corsets and millions of bits of pointless shit which just disabled you in being able to comfortably and practically go about your business.

I'll let my autism shine for a moment- but corsets were not le bad fainting machines. They were more like bras with a bit of back support. The whalebone inserts were flexible and allowed the wearer to exercise pretty much a full range of motion. The profiled hips also made it easier to wear the skirts. They didn't really make the waist smaller, just "arranged " it a bit differently. I even made myself one (based on an authentic edwardian pattern) and it felt pretty good, especially with a floor-length woolen skirt as it made it easier to carry that weight. Autism off

 

[Telvanni]

 

[Chandelier]

You do not hate Tyler Sternbach enough.

Tyler has decided to jump on the "they're not eating your cats, you fucking racists, why can't you stop being racist?" As if he and his podcast - that makes $7k a month - ever once spoke about Haitians.

Maybe Angelica can offer up her services to these Haitians, get some on the ground information...shit like that

He got pushback for this.


Kowalski, zoom in:


Uwu he's just so dumb and cute! Now, would someone please fuck his ass?

Lmfaoooo

That's right, the institutions pushing anti white hatred are also white supremacist. Cumrade poptart has spoken.

Spoiler: You legit do not hate him enough

On demographic change in Ohio (Tyler is from Wisconsin, a majority white state):

On Tim Walz putting tampons in boy's bathrooms:

On how right wingers are so mean for being racist (it's okay for him to wish death upon white people):

I love it when whores like Angelica up there, who sells pictures of her pussy for cheaper than a Big Mac, speak their mind on political issues. It's so important after they get the dick taste out of their mouth.

On how the footage of Haitians eating cats is faked (Bigfoot is more legitimate):

On him having orgies with the homies:

His friend, diabetic camel Troon Jenny, also has a snarky comment on Haitian drivers.
Wow, can you guys stop being fucking racist for a second? They have a 67 IQ and don't have a functioning society; have some fucking pity!

They haven't even built a single building since 2010. But let the trannies lecture everyone else on how racist they are when they'd mumble "fucking niggers" the minute these Haitians called them a man.

Someone brought up receipts of Tyler and his podcast acting poorly. This occurred during the outbreak of the Russo-Ukrainian conflict.

Predictably, Tyler blocked them.

Tyler Sternbach, who got doxxed by a fridge magnet and cans of Monster energy drinks, has decided to post a celebratory selfie. Observe his beauty, filthy peons.

Kowalski, zoom in:


Attracted by this come, hither pose? You'll love the full body shot.


Kowalski, zoom in:


Look at how fucking fat he is. Estrogen sure did do a number (read: 200lbs) on him. I bet you can't wait to jack off to pictures of this beauty naked.

I'm concerned about those wires. Guy makes $7k a month with his tranny buddies and can't afford a proper desk. I guess his food inspection job isn't paying out either, eh?

Based comment:

 

[AnOminous]

Not just some literal who pseudo passoid who snuck under the radar either, but one of the most recognizable TIMs in Hollywood, Laverne Cox.

I love when troons have names that literally have COCKS in them.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

She is the lingering feeling that I don’t belong
the deep breath I take before entering a women’s bathroom
and don’t release until I leave the women’s bathroom
She is the hole tucking has worn into my favorite jeans,
The moment of panic every time I interrupt someone
or show any anger.
She calls me rapist every time
I message a lesbian on tinder
or don’t disclose
my transness to the drunk boy putting
His tongue in my mouth.

Fucking troons can't help but tell on themselves. Yes, you don't belong in the women's bathroom. It's nobody's fault but your own you tuck, and no, I don't believe your penis has worn a hole in your jeans. And yes, if you are talking five times in a class, that's a fucking lot, especially for a man in a women's study class. And no, dude, you shouldn't be messaging lesbians on tinder, and yes, you need to disclose you are a man before any sexual activity, including kissing a (nonexistent) drunk in a bar.

 

[Jacques1194]

I'm starting to wonder if somebody should make a "That Totally Happened" thread with TIPs. This man claims that 10 women came over to help him by giving him bags to pack his groceries. He even makes the claim that a woman from a nearby store even came to offer him a bag. I could see one person helping you, but 10? And one was from a different store? Not buying it.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I could see one person helping you, but 10? And one was from a different store? Not buying it.

Well, who says he can count? He failed biology, why not math? But I can see multiple women rushing to help a mentally ill autist about to have a meltdown. Shut that shit down quickly, get him on his way.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Fucking troons can't help but tell on themselves. Yes, you don't belong in the women's bathroom. It's nobody's fault but your own you tuck, and no, I don't believe your penis has worn a hole in your jeans. And yes, if you are talking five times in a class, that's a fucking lot, especially for a man in a women's study class. And no, dude, you shouldn't be messaging lesbians on tinder, and yes, you need to disclose you are a man before any sexual activity, including kissing a (nonexistent) drunk in a bar.

Irony.
When I worked in pubs I used to hold my breath on any occasion I had to venture into the men's.
Becasure it absolutely, fucking stank.

The entire poem is so male. He's constantly reacting with violence or checking himself in an attempt to stop. Even his reaction to hsi reaction is violence or violent.
Speaking 5 seperate times or MORE in a women's studies class, even as a woman, is a bit much. Like how much of the seminar are you trying to dictate? As a fucking dude, come on man.
I physically can't work out how a dick could wear a hole in jeans, tucked or not. Or why you would wear jeans that just plain didn't fit you, enough to nessesitate needing to do it.
As a non dick haver, the whole tucking thing is pretty cloudy to me and I really don't like it. It seems very wrong and I can't even picture what it would involve..

It's funny that even their own self doubts, they can externalise as some woman, "call her Karen", and try to squash "her" like a fly. Anything but take responsibility for their own feelings.
They are feeling their own shame and externalising it at some fictional woman, who then gets spliced over whatever next irl woman trips onto their path.
It's bleak.
They can't take responsibility for anything, at all.

 

[Positron]

The TERF on my Shoulder

...is your conscience. She calls you a rapist because you want to rape lesbians and clueless boys.

 

[AfghanBlue]

...is your conscience. She calls you a rapist because you want to rape lesbians and clueless boys.

Jimminy KRicket...?

 

[AnOminous]

The entire poem is so male. He's constantly reacting with violence or checking himself in an attempt to stop. Even his reaction to hsi reaction is violence or violent.

I am so sick of these troon animals being violent apes personifying the violence of so-called "toxic masculinity" that so few actual males actually do, while pretending to be "women" when nothing they do is even remotely similar to how actual real women behave.