Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

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I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking
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That’s a real intimate pose for a boss and subordinate.

Slight story time, I worked with a girl who was among the worst in the company. She tended to keep to herself and was cordial. Then she started fucking the CEO. Suddenly she had the nerve to talk back to everyone and come to work late and do nothing.

Why do I bring this up?

What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has, except knowing that her place beside Trump is secure for VERY obvious reasons?

MMW
You’re telling me that an otherwise unqualified woman is blowing her way to the top of American politics? Now where have I seen this before? Hmm…
 
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I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking
View attachment 6411002
That’s a real intimate pose for a boss and subordinate.

Slight story time, I worked with a girl who was among the worst in the company. She tended to keep to herself and was cordial. Then she started fucking the CEO. Suddenly she had the nerve to talk back to everyone and come to work late and do nothing.

Why do I bring this up?

What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has, except knowing that her place beside Trump is secure for VERY obvious reasons?

MMW
Loomy, I only know her from being in Beanie Tim’s show for having unnecessarily extremist takes at weird moments. She makes my cunt senses tingle.
 
Ever. Fixed it for you. The 90s and 00s were rife with the supermodel type but somehow no one ever heard of Melania until she’d been married to Trump already. She was never a supermodel.
She was a hooker. As we saw in the heyday of Model Mayhem, anyone could get an account set up, get some local goon to snap a few photos, and now be considered a model. But her bread and butter income was escorting. This was well known in the 1990s and 2000s. One of her roommates back in the 90s was Victoria Silvstedt, an actual supermodel far more famous than Melania in terms of modeling but is now more commonly known for being a yacht girl almost the entirety of her adulthood, including when she was roomies with Melania.
Called it!
Loomer is fucking crazy, the type that will do anything to get close to money, power, or whatever she’s desiring. Anything. I’m sure Laura strokes his…ego and makes him feel good while she sucks down every Viagra-fueled nut he busts inside her mouth. Donnie can just close his eyes and pretend it’s some Playboy bunny he paid to suck his dick back in the 1980s instead of the abomination that is Laura Loomer.
 
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I didn’t want to believe it, but I’m convinced after seeing this (among others) that Trump and Loomer are fucking
View attachment 6411002
That’s a real intimate pose for a boss and subordinate.

Slight story time, I worked with a girl who was among the worst in the company. She tended to keep to herself and was cordial. Then she started fucking the CEO. Suddenly she had the nerve to talk back to everyone and come to work late and do nothing.

Why do I bring this up?

What else would embolden her to talk back to MTG and Lindsay Graham the way she has, except knowing that her place beside Trump is secure for VERY obvious reasons?

MMW
I just can't get over how absolutely awful her face looks now. It literally looks like a "Purge" mask.

How much work has she had done? And is Trump paying for it?
 
One of her roommates back in the 90s was Victoria Silvstedt, an actual supermodel far more famous than Melania in terms of modeling but is now more commonly known for being a yacht girl almost the entirety of her adulthood, including when she was roomies with Melania.
not too be too cynical or sexist or whatever but isn't that just what the modeling industry is? like I kind of assumed all models were essentially expensive escorts, less-expensive now in the era of instagram models but the same principles seems to apply.

This is too gross, it's difficult to put into words. It'd be less gross if he was caught banging road-kill. This kind of thing makes it difficult to make pro-Trump posts even in a memey way to annoy people. He got blown by a literal ghoul. Say it aint so.
 
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