Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Incecticyder]

He can name his neovagina the dax wound.

And rename himself from "Dick" to "Pussy".

 

[Turbster]

What’s the short version of this gay drama with Riley?

Three pages back I still don’t get it

 

[BIG_BRAD]

What’s the short version of this gay drama with Riley?

Three pages back I still don’t get it

-vito gets sick of being called a fat retard, starts banning superchatters and patreon members
-riley is upset about this for some reason, tells vito that he's going to drive to his house to commit "theft and property damage" if he doesn't get a $600 refund for his superkiller backing
-vito says he'll call the police if riley comes to his house
-dick spends all week hyping up the riley vs vito fight
-vito refunds the $600
-riley drives to LA but never ends up doing anything
-vito spends the next episode refusing to talk about mint and riley despite dick's goading and seething
-vito is now literally eric july and maddox

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1834975806034243677

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1835002017594720333

 

[Guntkvd]

-riley is upset about this for some reason, tells vito that he's going to drive to his house to commit "theft and property damage" if he doesn't get a $600 refund for his superkiller backing

I think he donated 600 for something else, like lose fat fund or something, idk.
Edit: https://vitoloses.com/ here's the site.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Clipped the only good parts of the latest BPITU. Dick is legitimately seething over Vito refusing to talk about Riley. Starting to think none of this was fake, and he really is just this fucking mad.

If you've seen the Pizza Hut commercial, you know Dax is not that good an actor.

I think what happened is that it started as a Lolcow Live ripoff fake storyline and eventually morphed into something real. Vito is getting defensive over the Riley situation and there's potential money to be made by Dax making Vito the new Maddox.

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1834975806034243677 https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1835002017594720333

There it is. Dax is obsessed with his one-sided feud with Eric July thinks Vito's reaction to Riley is similar to Eric July's reaction to Riley which means Vito needs to apologize and prostrate himself or GTFO.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

-vito gets sick of being called a fat retard, starts banning superchatters and patreon members
-riley is upset about this for some reason, tells vito that he's going to drive to his house to commit "theft and property damage" if he doesn't get a $600 refund for his superkiller backing
-vito says he'll call the police if riley comes to his house
-dick spends all week hyping up the riley vs vito fight
-vito refunds the $600
-riley drives to LA but never ends up doing anything
-vito spends the next episode refusing to talk about mint and riley despite dick's goading and seething
-vito is now literally eric july and maddox

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https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1834975806034243677

https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1835002017594720333

And sending your pet retard to commit crimes because you have a one-sided internet slapfight with a guy who makes comics is very gay and fucked up.

 

[Had]

Clipped the only good parts of the latest BPITU. Dick is legitimately seething over Vito refusing to talk about Riley. Starting to think none of this was fake, and he really is just this fucking mad.

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One thing I've never understood is why Dick is so willing to bat for Mint and Riley.
He defended them in front of me, then Null, and now even Vito. Why does Dick always have to come in and defend them? I honestly thought it was just because Riley was his idiot he could get to do dumb things he didn't want to do himself, like harass Erik July in person and do drug runs for him. But now he's even shutting Vito out over it, and though Vito is a shithead and deserves what's coming, it's odd that Dick cares more about the B team than he does for the guy he's been running with for the past two years. Why is this?

 

[KateHikes14]

One thing I've never understood is why Dick is so willing to bat for Mint and Riley.
He defended them in front of me, then Null, and now even Vito. Why does Dick always have to come in and defend them? I honestly thought it was just because Riley was his idiot he could get to do dumb things he didn't want to do himself, like harass Erik July in person and do drug runs for him. But now he's even shutting Vito out over it, and though Vito is a shithead and deserves what's coming, it's odd that Dick cares more about the B team than he does for the guy he's been running with for the past two years. Why is this?

Because he's a simp. The highest virtue he believes in is the right of women to make abhorrent porn, and his natural state of being is to prostrate himself before them atavistically.

 

[Gorton Colu]

One thing I've never understood is why Dick is so willing to bat for Mint and Riley.

Daxipad is childless, but is old enough to be Riley's father. It may be some surrogate parent thing going on here. It's been obvious that Riley views JuJu as a father figure for awhile now with his desperate need to get head pats from him. Maybe there is reciprocation involved here. If so, very embarrassing.

 

[genericwhitemale]

One thing I've never understood is why Dick is so willing to bat for Mint and Riley.
He defended them in front of me, then Null, and now even Vito. Why does Dick always have to come in and defend them? I honestly thought it was just because Riley was his idiot he could get to do dumb things he didn't want to do himself, like harass Erik July in person and do drug runs for him. But now he's even shutting Vito out over it, and though Vito is a shithead and deserves what's coming, it's odd that Dick cares more about the B team than he does for the guy he's been running with for the past two years. Why is this?

It could be because he is literally his dealer and he values that more than his show.

 

[AnOminous]

Type a few more HAHAHAHAs and a few more gay emojis, Juju. You're totally not mad and seething. In the time you scratched your smelly scrote, started up that gross sous vide setup for your disgusting steaks and composed this incredibly gay xeet, Eric July made another $1000.

I'm still amazed at how badly he fucked that up. The whole point of sous vide is to be idiot proof but somehow they never counted on an idiot of Juju's magnitude. You could quite literally do it in a dishwasher.

 

[The Hardest R]

Riley gives him drugs and Mint gives him her holes. Vito does neither of that for Maddax. It’s that simple.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Daxipad is childless, but is old enough to be Riley's father. It may be some surrogate parent thing going on here. It's been obvious that Riley views JuJu as a father figure for awhile now with his desperate need to get head pats from him. Maybe there is reciprocation involved here. If so, very embarrassing.

There's been some speculation that Riley is also his drug dealer.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If you've seen the Pizza Hut commercial, you know Dax is not that good an actor.

He came off pretty convincingly gay to me

 

[Gorton Colu]

There's been some speculation that Riley is also his drug dealer.

Ah yes. Now I see why Ethan Van Sciver postulated that Nick Cokeita's oldest son may have brought drugs into the home and shared with Nick. Ethan was reasoning by analogy after knowing Daxipad and Riley!

 

[S1apSh0es]

So uh Nick Deorio just said on stream that Juju did coke with Dick Masterson at Vidcon back in June

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nicholas DeOrio claims that Dick Masterson/Dax did coke with Bowblax at Vidcon and that he initially believed that Bowblax subsequently became addicted to the drug as a result.

Clipped in below tweet:

https://x.com/kinocopter/status/1835103290067222973

Spoiler: Full stream embed

 

[Dedans]

Nicholas DeOrio claims that Dick Masterson/Dax did coke with Bowblax at Vidcon and that he initially believed that Bowblax subsequently became addicted to the drug as a result.

First interesting thing this fat cunt has ever said.
Doing coke at Hank Green's VidCon, where kids go to meet their favourite creators like Pokimane, with 20 y/o commentary YouTubers is sad. You are not Jim Morrison, Dax. You are pushing 50!

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

First interesting thing this fat cunt has ever said.
Doing coke at Hank Green's Vidcon, where kids go to meet their favourite creators like Pokimane, with 20 y/o commentary YouTubers is sad. You are not Jim Morrison, Dax. You are pushing 50!

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You think Dax went for a furry gangbang meetup? Or just because there were a bunch of ACTUALLY successful people there he thought he could schmooze audience off of?

 

[Dedans]

You think Dax went for a furry gangbang meetup? Or just because there were a bunch of ACTUALLY successful people there he thought he could schmooze audience off of?

He loves money, and is a degenerate, so probably a little of camp A and camp B.

"I can bang some young chicks in my cow costume, AND network with all of the mega-stars like Bowblax!"