Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

The Hardest R said:
He does: plastic whores like Stormy Daniels…and Laura Loomer.

He used to be able to fuck more attractive whores but they aren’t going to fuck 78 year old Donald Trump when there are professional athletes and Silicon Valley billionaires they’d rather fuck instead. Only the craziest, most used up whores like Stormy Daniels and Laura Loomer are willing to fuck this geriatric man.

Melania didn’t sign up for any of this which is why she’s out of the picture now. Gold diggers like her want nothing to do with politics. They just want their husbands to die as soon as possible and be as rich as possible. Melania likely doesn’t give a fuck if Donald gets loomered long as her name is still in his will.
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This is what we call FANFICTION.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
Trump will win. If these Loomer rumors are the only political ammunition left, Team D has run out. They’re blatantly desperate.

Trump will win.
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What does Trump winning or losing have to do with Laura getting schlonged by The Donald?
ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday said:
I genuinely do not understand how this bitch went from faking her tires be slashed by antifa to fucking the former president of the United States. It is actual jew magic?
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Loomer started getting entrenched in Florida politics. She ran for Congress in a district she had no shot in hell of winning but she was able to raise a lot of money for having no chance and just got embedded there. Florida has a lot of retired Jews who have more money than sense. So they kept donating to her because she’s one of them and if you’re consistently able to raise money, you will quickly start getting more access to the inner circles.

tl;dr - she’s Jewish
 
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Trump should have hired me as his meme advisor. Would I be the best meme advisor? Probably not. But I would have been able to advise him that the Jewess, the Jewish faggot, and the Tradcath LARPing test-tube baby faggot are bad news and saved him a hell of a lot of grief.

Oh, and avoided the whole Kanye thing everyone's forgotten by now (which involved the jewish faggot and the tradcath larping faggot)

Even if Josh is wrong about Trump getting loomed there is a pattern of behavior where Trump falls for grifters and lunatics.
 
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He met her at a party down in Mar-A-Lago
She was thirty-something and he was a genuine boomer
As in baby, boomer
He walked up to her and he asked who she was,
And she said "nine eleven was an inside job"
Laura Loomer
L-O-O-M, Loomer
La-la-la-la Loomer
Well, Trump's not the world's most sensible guy,
But when he saw her fake nose, he just wanted to try
Oh my Loomer
La-la-la-la Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why they let this chick talk to our orange man
Oh that Looomer
Hope it's just a rumor
La-la-la-la Loomer
Well, they drank champagne and they danced all night
Her plastic face was shinin' bright
He picked her up and sat her on his knee
And said Laura, won't you run debate prep with me?
Well, Trump's not the world's most articulate guy
But what happened next, it was quite a surprise
La-la-la-la Loomer
Sounded like a brain tumor
La-la-la-la Loomer
 
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Popper Whiting said:
First of all Democrats and Media tried with the piss tape. And really if a man pays Russian prostitutes to squat and tinkle on him then that is his business.

Secondly, if a man bangs Laura Lommer consensually, ewww.
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First of all, this shit is retarded.
Second of all, the idea anyone would bang loomer is disturbing.
That's why people made this shit up.
 
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Historical Strelkov said:
First of all, this shit is retarded.
Second of all, the idea anyone would bang loomer is disturbing.
That's why people made this shit up.
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This shit is retarded even if he isn't banging Loomer. The guy brought Laura Fucking Loomer into his inner circle! That is as retarded as you can get. Laughing about him banging her is a healthy way of coping with the very real possibility that this dopey old cunt is going to stack the whitehouse full of lolcows and you cunts will still vote for him.

Will you still support him when Nick Fuentes is searching the oval office with a blacklight dressed as a cat boy and Ethan Ralph is out the front drunk and xannied up shouting at tourists threatening to bomb the alogs?
 
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Retards will see Trump balls deep in Laura Loomer and just go 'Based! what a virile alpha male! He has my vote!' when he gives her another autism baby from his rancid seed.

Trump is the one holding her with her tits against his body, thats fucking weird and probably means they're fucking. Nobody has to make up shit. Use your fucking eyes.
 
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