Laura Loomer / @looms93 - The Conservative Brianna Wu

Popper Whiting said:
First of all Democrats and Media tried with the piss tape. And really if a man pays Russian prostitutes to squat and tinkle on him then that is his business.

Secondly, if a man bangs Laura Lommer consensually, ewww.
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Even if he doesn't bang her, the fact he's taking advice from her makes him a retard
 
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Popper Whiting said:
This shit is retarded even if he isn't banging Loomer. The guy brought Laura Fucking Loomer into his inner circle! That is as retarded as you can get. Laughing about him banging her is a healthy way of coping with the very real possibility that this dopey old cunt is going to stack the whitehouse full of lolcows and you cunts will still vote for him.

Will you still support him when Nick Fuentes is searching the oval office with a blacklight dressed as a cat boy and Ethan Ralph is out the front drunk and xannied up shouting at tourists threatening to bomb the alogs?
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Imagine thinking that not only is there no one around Trump to show him how Loomer is a dumb bitch, but that he looked at this insane collection of features and decided to risk his entire reputation to his base by fucking it.
Honestly, it sounds like the kind of depraved imaginings of someone who already dislikes Trump, which is why it sounds utterly retarded. exceptional.
And then the idea that Loomer is anything more than a useful idiot on twitter to disseminate shit is preposterous.
Did Nick Fuentes, Milo, Kanye, or Loomer ever influence anything other than twitter?
 
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I'm so glad most of this thread is funny jokes about Loomer and Trump possibly banging. Even if it is NAWT TROO I got a damn decent laugh out of it, that's why I come to the farms.

Do you think Trump would eventually get an android woman fuckbot if they were real? He does like plastic and he has the money, I could see it.
 
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BlueArmedDevil said:
And yet there she is. Weird huh?
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She is unfortunately, effective at putting out things that would be unpopular if other right wing dissemination outlets said them.
That is not on Trump, that is on the internet masses.
Note: Out of all the women around Trump you people are choosing the ugliest one.
JaneThough said:
The 34 he was found guilty of to start.
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Oh youre literally retarded...

A guy who hosted supermodel shows at his hotels, is gonna fuck the most unfuckable hag in modern politics? Really?
Kamala must really be flopping in the polls, eh?
 
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That first picture of them outdoors is telling. Trump is mid-sentence with his eyes closed and looking away from the person taking the picture. Loomer is standing as close as she can to Trump with her shoulders rolled back to accentuate her large Khazar milkers. Keep that last part in mind. This posture is not ergonomic or comfortable. This is not a posture that anybody maintains unless they’re doing it consciously. Also keep in mind that there is evidence of Laura Loomer being an aggressive sexual predator

Andrew Anglin published an article about this on the Stormer today and he made a good point; Melania is much prettier than Loomer by any objective metric, and she and Trump are married. If Donald Trump was going to flagrantly and publicly cheat on his wife it would not be with this insane goblin-yenta.

I believe that all of this is another publicity stunt by Laura Loomer. She believes that if she can convince the public that she and Trump are fucking it will boost her career because she is a psychotic yenta whore. All this being said, however, Trump is super low energy and clearly losing cognitive function, and it’s not out of the question that he would choose to bang the kike succubus that’s rubbing her pussy all over his leg.

Truly disappointing.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
>Joe biden: years of video proof of sniffing kids and his nieces diary saying he diddled her

Vs

>Trump x Loomer: 5 out of focus photos max

Yeah... so similar.
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You're butthurt over a woman who thought somebody sabotaged her tires because she does not know how to do car maintenance. Get help.
 
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Popper Whiting said:
the very real possibility that this dopey old cunt is going to stack the whitehouse full of lolcows and you cunts will still vote for him.
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I'll gladly take a whitehouse full of right-ish-wing lolcows over four more years of whatever the fuck we've got now.
I'd take it even if they made Nick Rekieta Secretary of HHS.

That said, I legitimately cannot believe Trump is fucking Laura Loomer. She's one of those unique cases where being absurdly ugly doesn't make her cute in a weird way. I just can't imagine anyone being willing to fuck that, much less a billionaire President. She's horrifically ugly, mentally insane (and not in a fun way), and has a terrible personality. She's every Jewish stereotype multiplied by a factor of 100. If he's fucking her, he's more gone than Biden.
 
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Historical Strelkov said:
She is unfortunately, effective at putting out things that would be unpopular if other right wing dissemination outlets said them.
That is not on Trump, that is on the internet masses.
Note: Out of all the women around Trump you people are choosing the ugliest one.

Oh youre literally retarded...

A guy who hosted supermodel shows at his hotels, is gonna fuck the most unfuckable hag in modern politics? Really?
Kamala must really be flopping in the polls, eh?
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Jesus christ you've been throwing pocket sand out in defense these last few pages. Do you feel the survival of the white race is threatened THAT MUCH by the idea of Trump fucking Loomer or something? Who fucking cares. He's a fucking retard for even letting this psyco bitch be associated with him politically and publicly, only moreso for letting those collagen puffed lips touch his shriveled boomer cock.

Laugh at it, nigger. It's what we're here for. Because this is comedy in the year of our lord 2024.

Also, page 88. :smug:
 
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CaliforniaRaisin said:
We collectively decided Joe Biden fucks children because of videos showing him being too close to kids and call him a pedophile by default.

Therefore, we can collectively decide Trump fucks Loomer because of videos showing him being too close to Loomer and her parking her tits on his chest at every opportunity.
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Didn’t that diary where Biden’s daughter admitted he molested her get authenticated by the FBI when Veritas doubted it?
 
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TMWSTW1984 said:

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Came to see what the fuck this was about.
Saw it was theorizing about creepy jew woman trying to ensure Israel's control over Trump by banging him.
Stayed to find out she eats dog food for $100. This was the true gem of this happening.

HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Didn’t that diary where Biden’s daughter admitted he molested her get authenticated by the FBI when Veritas doubted it?
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Yes, when they tried to arrest them over the theft of it. That pretty much verified it.
 
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