Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[marjoram]

...That's why she gets all "nervous" when she's trying something new; it's not that she's fussy, but the thought of not liking something and therefore not getting the dopamine hit from her drug of choice terrifies her. We've all seen how she reacts when she doesn't like something- the toddler tantrum she threw over the sandwich she made with the "TASTES LIKE LIDURUHL POISON" buffalo chicken is a classic example. Most people would just either choke it down as to not waste food or just make something else, but not our gorl. She's every bit the junkie her parents were.

Whilst I agree that FatAl is a fat junkie, I have a quibble or two with the rest of this.

The buffalo chicken was an act-Fatass has had that deli meat lots of times, she likes it just fine. She was just trying to rile up the audience by wasting food. Remember the missing wedge of spreadable cheese and the unplugged freezer? Same thing.

Also, she got at the very least 3 hots and a cot at her foster/group homes. Heck, they got her her own low fat “melk” and signed her up for WW.

Every word and action FatAl fatly says or does must be questioned. Taking 10 minutes outta her day of crap food addiction to fake throw away food is her JOB you shitlords and skinny legends.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She has gotten SO MUCH BETTER at obscuring her malignant narcissism in the past year. You listen to her vlogs now and she projects someone who has put in so much work to be a less selfish, more emotionally rational person you guys. It's easy to see how someone new to her would be fooled by it.

It's interesting to see her fine tune and evolve this persona.

I still think there is waaaaay too much irrational a-logging directed toward her (and cows in general), but this recent Slutty HomewreckerLynn era has really revealed that she's not changed at all, and never will.

Also v revealing: When asked what she loves about Justin Feeder, the answer was not that she has an interesting mind, or is complex, or funny, or deep. No, it was that she affects concern if Amber if has a tummy ache, or rubs her tired trotters.

As always, love is what the other person can do for Amber.

 

[Cherry Pie]

She has gotten SO MUCH BETTER at obscuring her malignant narcissism in the past year. You listen to her vlogs now and she projects someone who has put in so much work to be a less selfish, more emotionally rational person you guys. It's easy to see how someone new to her would be fooled by

This is because she was single and increasingly desperate to be claimed. Even now, the only person she could find is a feeder, the days of her conning women of questionable intelligence to date her are over. The only value she has now is to be a fat fuck for other people who get off to her being a fat fuck.

It's all part of the cycle. She undoubtedly is already mirroring Emily's personality, because narcissist gonna narcissist. But sooner or later, her Crazy will come out in full force, typically after she thinks her gf can't back out. Like, after moving in together, for example.

 

[poopinmy_line]

Could you imagine her trying to get in to a regional jet or turbo prop? That would be something to see.

I fully believe any aircraft would have to abort takeoff with her on board, the aerodynamics required to achieve liftoff would simply have a giving up situation type deal. Imagine how hectic it would be. They'll just have to airlift her lard ass like a beached whale

 

[Insulin reid]

@Insulin reid I'm unsure she had such food insecurities as a child as she's been fat as fuck for her entire life

Im sure she had enough to eat even by poor kid standards but amber not having a golden corrals buffet level of food available to her would make her insecure.

Yeah, I remember her claiming she was sooooooo worried about when she'd get her next meal. Saying they'd not eat for a while then eat a bunch of burgers in one sitting.

That's straight bullshit. You don't get to be an obese child from starving and then pigging out every few days. It's an excuse to justify her greed and that's exactly what it is, greed, not insecurity.

Yall are probably right, its hard to think a literal child would be that greedy basically from birth but here we are.

 

[Antiks]

Make no mistake, Big Al was being fed real good from the moment she fell out of MommaLynn'a gusset. That's why she was fat from the get-go.

The slew of laahs she's spun about her "traumatic" childhood are nothing more than manipulation tactics to get sympathy from knuckle dragging speds. Every single thing the fat fuck says has an underlying motive; mainly to convince simpletons to scrub her ass-shelf out of sympathy.

She has admitted to stealing other kids lunch when she was at school. That's the real AmberLynn.
Nothing more than a narcissistic bully who bends the truth to suit herself.

Vile deathfat.

 

[+who.cares+]

Instagram

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Instagram

> she has a PHD in turning guys like you down

 

[LonesomeDud]

Instagram

Woof. Giving some real Special Books for Special Kids energy here.

I miss when lesbians were hot.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I'm just loving how Amber's filters make her FAT head balloon to inhuman proportions while shrinking Feeder Chick's until she looks like a fucking child goblin.

 

[marjoram]

Instagram

This picture may well have been taken in Hell—or at least in the uncanny valley. FatAl with her gigantic medicine ball head and the chittering little imp at her shoulder. Al the center of the shot and her creature leering in from the edges. Al with dead shark eyes and the imp’s with that knowing gleam.

Horror movie poster vibes

 

[Peepeekakaland]

People are trolling her on her ig but she's too stupid and a narco to realize.

 

[Salvador Dali]

shopping for new luggage & candy taste test with mamalynn!

Spoiler: September 14, 2024 archive

 

[Mekahineyho]

 

[Anal Del Rey]

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But guissssssseee she lost 17 lbs it's all water weight

 

[inquizadoor]

shopping for new luggage & candy taste test with mamalynn!

Spoiler: September 14, 2024 archive

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so shes trying to get people speculating about her moving in with her feeder by buying luggage. yawn. and didnt she already have luggage?

says the guy at the vape shop thought she was 'in her lower 20's' with 'a baby face' (yeah fucking right).except she says it like it just happened but then says "i thought about it all day" so... apparently its bc shes barely wearing makeup since slommy says shes beautiful without it. definitely not bc she always stops trying after she has a new caretaker on the hook.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

IF, and it's a big IF, people actually say these things to her, it's because nobody knows what to say when they have a 600lb beast in front of them, so they basically say anything to fill the awkwardness.

 

[Antiks]

Spoiler: September 14, 2024 archive

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The way this stupid waddler is constantly bragging about being given endless compliments is draining.
The silly bloated deathfat doesn't seem to "reuhlize" that it's purely out of pity.
The fact that she not only believes the patronising remarks people give her but "thinks about them all day" shows how totally and utterly brain dead and self-absorbed she is.

Meanwhile those who actually tell her the truth are "hayders" and she's so much better than a majority of ya'll

Ridiculous fat fuck.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

says the guy at the vape shop thought she was 'in her lower 20's' with 'a baby face' (yeah fucking right).except she says it like it just happened but then says "i thought about it all day"

She forgot she already told this story. Last time it was a girl, who also said she looked 23.

It's freaky how much she looks like her mom, and her mom looks soooo rough for her age. Don't do meth, kids.

 

[-Jack-]

so shes trying to get people speculating about her moving in with her feeder by buying luggage. yawn. and didnt she already have luggage?
hook.

She did this exact same thing with Jade during christmas circa 2022.

The only way this bitch is going to Wisconsin is in an Antonov An-225 Mriya.