Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Flan Pwincess]

This is also someone who needed to pack a gallon-sized Ziploc full of "snacks" to practice driving around in a parking lot with Krystal.

And still had to go eat a restaurant right after anyway because hamber was they were both starveeen'

 

[BerserkKing99]

You guys think she'll reach Tammy's size by the end of the decade? (I always referred to Tammy as the "Titan" Hammy)

 

[FatalTater]

It was just food insecurity from childhood thats turned into food agression now as an adult.

I wonder about how that happened, because Amber was a fat lil' kid.
Doesn't food insecurity usually come from being deprived?

 

[Boolean Bitch]

She probably would bring an ample amount of candy and uncrustables in her carry-on bag for the flight.

She's never gonna fly, and it has nothing to do with the on-board snack situation type deal...

For readers new to the Amberverse, please note that the tiny white box behind her with the plastic suck-a-lint on top... IS A FULL-SIZED TOILET TANK.

And this was filmed after the Jade breakup but BEFORE she was really gorging from the 'heartbreak diet'. She's at least this weight (and likely heavier) right now. Forget about her fitting in her seat - what happens if she needs to use the lavatory on the plane? Could she fit in the aisle? Could she fit through that hatch to even get into the plane!? She drags her feet and shuffles when she walks because her laaaygs are too heavy and her knees are too constricted by fat to bend properly. Could she handle this 'curb'?

She moves easily enough through the door frames in her apartment, but she's in an accessibility unit with wider doorways. And yes, Foodie-booty flies, but 1) she doesn't fit in the seat, 2) she gets sick every time, and 3) Amber's got about 100+lbs on 'Booty. I could see even an attempt at flying resulting in a dangleen ankle, a UTI, or another bout of cellulitis.

So, she can't travel by bus, train, or plane. Emily better bring over the Bronco to haul Ambo to Winconsin, or this might be Amber's only other option:

Actually, that might not be so bad. I mean, lots of ventilation. Oh, and all her snacks would fit!

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Edited to Add:

Could you imagine her trying to get in to a regional jet or turbo prop? That would be something to see.

Would probably look something like this.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Forget about her fitting in her seat - what happens if she needs to use the lavatory on the plane? Could she fit in the aisle?

Could you imagine her trying to get in to a regional jet or turbo prop? That would be something to see.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

@Insulin reid I'm unsure she had such food insecurities as a child as she's been fat as fuck for her entire life

 

[+who.cares+]

2015 - Kristine got clean and went to prison. She is still clean.
2015 - Amber meet Destiny, moved, got and quit jobs and gained a lot of weight. Since then, Amber has changed girlfriends, locations, weight, friends, pets and the annoying way she speaks.

 

[dfranki723]

@Insulin reid I'm unsure she had such food insecurities as a child as she's been fat as fuck for her entire life

Yeah, I remember her claiming she was sooooooo worried about when she'd get her next meal. Saying they'd not eat for a while then eat a bunch of burgers in one sitting.

That's straight bullshit. You don't get to be an obese child from starving and then pigging out every few days. It's an excuse to justify her greed and that's exactly what it is, greed, not insecurity.

 

[skilled_revolution]

Literally made an account just to say this.
Al went from being a dumb fat retard who knew her place to a smug cunt. No wonder she's voting for Kamala. Dumb bitch watches h3 podcast and thinks she's an expert in American politics now. I hate this era more than anything and I don't think she will ever be humbled anymore. She's fully embraced being a full on degenerate. What the fuck happened? I'll blame Wipey ig.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Yeah, I remember her claiming she was sooooooo worried about when she'd get her next meal. Saying they'd not eat for a while then eat a bunch of burgers in one sitting.

That's straight bullshit. You don't get to be an obese child from starving and then pigging out every few days. It's an excuse to justify her greed and that's exactly what it is, greed, not insecurity.

Idk, man. Let us not forget her parents were junkies. I am sure neither of her parents knew how to cook and mostly had junk food around. If you do not eat for a couple of days and then binge on junk food, which you will need more of to feel satiated, you automatically consume more calories and you might just get fat. This is generally the problem with junk food and why people get so fat from it.
Plus, she might just have eaten her anxiety away back then. I think having junkie parents is a god enough reason to feel unsafe and anxious all the time and turn to food for comfort. She needs snacks cause she never learned how to handle anxiety in a healthy way. This is why she has food aggression. She panics if the access to her preferred substance to abuse to numb her feelings is not available or "threatened".

 

[LonesomeDud]

Al went from being a dumb fat retard who knew her place to a smug cunt. No wonder she's voting for Kamala. Dumb bitch watches h3 podcast and thinks she's an expert in American politics now. I hate this era more than anything and I don't think she will ever be humbled anymore. She's fully embraced being a full on degenerate. What the fuck happened? I'll blame Wipey ig.

No one cares about your fat opinion. If you hate it so much, stop watching, but more importantly, stop complaining and shitting up the board if you have nothing to contribute. Eat and cry less.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Idk, man. Let us not forget her parents were junkies. I am sure neither of her parents knew how to cook and mostly had junk food around. If you do not eat for a couple of days and then binge on junk food, which you will need more of to feel satiated, you automatically consume more calories and you might just get fat. This is generally the problem with junk food and why people get so fat from it.
Plus, she might just have eaten her anxiety away back then. I think having junkie parents is a god enough reason to feel unsafe and anxious all the time and turn to food for comfort. She needs snacks cause she never learned how to handle anxiety in a healthy way. This is why she has food aggression. She panics if the access to her preferred substance to abuse to numb her feelings is not available or "threatened".

Well obesity and poverty go hand in hand in research because fast food used to be cheap. The problem now is that she supposedly has money. If you're making 2k a month, there's no reason to order fast food. It's indulgence in the best possible way and I'm here for it

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Well obesity and poverty go hand in hand in research because fast food used to be cheap. The problem now is that she supposedly has money. If you're making 2k a month, there's no reason to order fast food. It's indulgence in the best possible way and I'm here for it

Fass fud is all she knows, as previously mentioned she probably barely ate anything resembling a home cooked meal* as a child since her parents were too strung out most of the time to know if it was New York or New Year never mind feed a child something vaguely nutritious. Similarly with seesneen literally everything she eats with garlic salt/powder/black pepper/onion powder/tapatio- it's safe. (And the fact that she probably couldn't name another spice or herb, but that's by the by.)

That's why she gets all "nervous" when she's trying something new; it's not that she's fussy, but the thought of not liking something and therefore not getting the dopamine hit from her drug of choice terrifies her. We've all seen how she reacts when she doesn't like something- the toddler tantrum she threw over the sandwich she made with the "TASTES LIKE LIDURUHL POISON" buffalo chicken is a classic example. Most people would just either choke it down as to not waste food or just make something else, but not our gorl. She's every bit the junkie her parents were.


*except Gramma's Respeeee if that even qualifies as food

 

[skilled_revolution]

No one cares about your fat opinion. If you hate it so much, stop watching, but more importantly, stop complaining and shitting up the board if you have nothing to contribute. Eat and cry less.

I'm literally talking about a video she just posted... Why did the moderators approve the post if it's unrelated?

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

That's why she gets all "nervous" when she's trying something new; it's not that she's fussy, but the thought of not liking something and therefore not getting the dopamine hit from her drug of choice terrifies her. We've all seen how she reacts when she doesn't like something- the toddler tantrum she threw over the sandwich she made with the "TASTES LIKE LIDURUHL POISON" buffalo chicken is a classic example. Most people would just either choke it down as to not waste food or just make something else, but not our gorl. She's every bit the junkie her parents were.

Reminds me of her childish and frankly very irrational reaction to eating a bit of Takoyaki. She seemed to be quite shocked that there's octopus inside, so she took the tiniest of nibbles and then spat it all out after barely tasting anything. When all she had was just fried dough. Or even eating ramen that had an Ajitsuke egg in it, getting all nervous over some runny yolk.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'm literally talking about a video she just posted... Why did the moderators approve the post if it's unrelated?

"aMbErLyNn wILL nEVEr bE a HumBLe fAtTy lieK MEEEEE" - you

Learn the culture around here. No one wants to hear your equally stupid and unfunny opinions. And if you think I'm "mean," boy, buckle up and get ready to learn how you are actually perceived if you have the metaphorical ears to listen.

 

[dfranki723]

you automatically consume more calories and you might just get fat. This is generally the problem with junk food and why people get so fat from it.

Dude, you do not get as big as her (as a child) unless you were consistently eating stupid amounts of food every day. Her tale of not being fed for ages was straight nonsense fabricated for sympathy. Her parents most likely gave her food whenever they wanted her to stop bothering them or behave, which given their neglect means they did it 24/7 so they didn't have to parent her.

She's literally been fat since she was a toddler.
A normal active child has to eat so much food to get fat because they're usually very active and metabolism is on their side.
Eating a lot of junk food twice a week and starving every other day does not make a kid obese.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Fass fud is all she knows, as previously mentioned she probably barely ate anything resembling a home cooked meal* as a child since her parents were too strung out most of the time to know if it was New York Or New Year never mind feed a child something vaguely nutritious. Similarly with seesneen literally everything she eats with garlic salt/powder/black pepper/onion powder/tapatio- it's safe. (And the fact that she probably couldn't name another spice or herb, but that's by the by.)

That's why she gets all "nervous" when she's trying something new; it's not that she's fussy, but the thought of not liking something and therefore not getting the dopamine hit from her drug of choice terrifies her. We've all seen how she reacts when she doesn't like something- the toddler tantrum she threw over the sandwich she made with the "TASTES LIKE LIDURUHL POISON" buffalo chicken is a classic example. Most people would just either choke it down as to not waste food or just make something else, but not our gorl. She's every bit the junkie her parents were.


*except Gramma's Respeeee if that even qualifies as food

Solid reference my dude

Dude, you do not get as big as her (as a child) unless you were consistently eating stupid amounts of food every day. Her tale of not being fed for ages was straight nonsense fabricated for sympathy. Her parents most likely gave her food whenever they wanted her to stop bothering them or behave, which given their neglect means they did it 24/7 so they didn't have to parent her.

She's literally been fat since she was a toddler.
A normal active child has to eat so much food to get fat because they're usually very active and metabolism is on their side.
Eating a lot of junk food twice a week and starving every other day does not make a kid obese.

Interesting. I never thought of that way. When you think "strung out" junkie parents you imagine people so deep in their addiction than even the act of feeding their children is ignored. (Example being Dukie and his family situation on HBO's The Wire if you have seen that show.)

As you keenly pointed out, Amber was fed enough to get to the size she was at her age. How can her family be junkies yet she is fat? You here stories all the time of children going to school hungry because of lack of food but clearly that wasn't Amber's case.

Clearly it was shitty ultraprocessed food but still she had enough access to it become that fatty she is.

How? I can't square the circle.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Literally made an account just to say this.
Al went from being a dumb fat retard who knew her place to a smug cunt. No wonder she's voting for Kamala. Dumb bitch watches h3 podcast and thinks she's an expert in American politics now. I hate this era more than anything and I don't think she will ever be humbled anymore. She's fully embraced being a full on degenerate. What the fuck happened? I'll blame Wipey ig.

Amber humble? When? Can you give me one example of her being humble about anything? She has always been a stupid fat pig.

 

[Mall Goth]

Reminds me of her childish and frankly very irrational reaction to eating a bit of Takoyaki. She seemed to be quite shocked that there's octopus inside, so she took the tiniest of nibbles and then spat it all out after barely tasting anything. When all she had was just fried dough. Or even eating ramen that had an Ajitsuke egg in it, getting all nervous over some runny yolk.

Her over the top reactions to food she doesn't like are most likely performative. She might experience genuine disgust but the obnoxious toddler-esque behavior is just her trying to act like a cute, quirky waif who is so delicate and unique that she can only eat certain foods a certain way or else she won't eat at all, like mangling her Taco Bell and McNuggets before allowing them passage through her lips.