Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I almost feel sorry for him.

He's about to go on his dream holiday again and he's ass blasted about some e-girl ghosting him and his silly little discord speedrun group being mean.

Just a pitiful, directionless human being.

Learn to enjoy your own company, Adam. It'll work wonders for your focus and all this desperate, approval-seeking behaviour.

 

[McSneaks]

If his IQ was slightly higher he would probably be pretty conflicted about the phoenix wright shit. Like on one hand he definitely is a real life Edgeworth, he thinks he's a deep misguided anime hero.

But then on the other hand you'd think being in a court room would be the last thing a rapey pedophile would want to think about? Maybe this is practice?

Of course it's an affectation that he puts on when it suits him.

He man, Chibi is totally a buff bisexual dreamboat. I mean sure, he's never fucked a guy, never creeps on guys, and never talks about guys, but darn it don't downplay his very gay lisp like that

Learn to enjoy your own company, Adam.

lol

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think he mentioned that he cried during the Banjo trailer for Smash

I completely forgot that was him. It's a testament to Chibi's lore that we can forget the kind of moments that define a lesser cow like Eric Butts.

Hell, just recall her reaction to the news of him sending his dick to a minor.

At the risk of being caught simping, I don't really know how you're supposed to react to a curveball like that, especially coming from a random phone call.

 

[hfuenms83]

At the risk of being caught simping, I don't really know how you're supposed to react to a curveball like that, especially coming from a random phone call.

“Who is this? May I have your address and Number please? I will call you back after this is figured out. Thank you for making me aware. Have a good night.”

 

[Oliver Onions]

“Who is this? May I have your address and Number please? I will call you back after this is figured out. Thank you for making me aware. Have a good night.”

That's fine in theory, but in the moment when you're caught off guard you can't count on how you'll react. It's like people who watch Jim Can't Swim videos and say 'this guy's so dumb. I'd do X, Y and Z' without factoring in the pressure of being in an interrogation room as your life is crumbling around you.

Having said that, the fact she didn't immediately disown him and kick his ass out after confirming he really had done it is certainly a black mark against her character. I know you're supposed to love your kids unconditionally, but come on lady.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He starts doing that exasperated whiny voice when he wants to illicit sympathy, like some learned helplessness kinda deal

As opposed to his normal whiny voice? Guess it's just a matter of degrees to him.

 

[Go bo]

Did anybody snag an archive of the speedrun stream he deleted?

 

[Retard Jotaro]

Funny you say that, the Among Us devs just announced a crossover with Ace Attorney. Log in to the game and you get an outfit for your spaceman… It’s a Miles Edgeworth costume.

We are definitely going to see “Among Us featuring the REAL Miles Edgeworth” soon

God I hope he cries again and the dark makeup runs down his face

 

[ddlloo]

I don't even think his autism is that bad, it's just the rest of the personality is so sub-par that the power of autism turns him into a literal sad sack laughing stock.

>I love Banjo Kazoo Bing Bing Wahoo
>I want to stream again
>there is an event on
???
>I will stream while doing the event.

In his mind it was the perfect plan with zero issues. In practise though... he had to split his attention between the other players and the chat ruining both, he didn't check with the other players if he was OK to stream because autism and entitlement, and he was out of practise streaming so was anxious as hell. No shit he ended up in tears. Complete own goal that has probably put him on a bunch of people's shit list.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

At the risk of being caught simping, I don't really know how you're supposed to react to a curveball like that, especially coming from a random phone call.

I am not an expert, but something tells me that "Ooh oh he has weird fetishes" isn't the best answer.

I don't even think his autism is that bad,

Yeah, just like with Chris the main ingredient isn't neurological problems, but bad parenting. Adam isn't as low on a spectrum as Chris yet he manages to be almost as cringy as he is. Not to mention that his brother seems to be way more adjusted despite sharing the tism.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't even think his autism is that bad, it's just the rest of the personality is so sub-par that the power of autism turns him into a literal sad sack laughing stock.

I don't even believe he has autism. I think he was a shut-in NEET during his formative years so failed to develop normal social skills and now, at age 34, claiming to be autistic is easier than trying not to be a retard in public.

 

[hfuenms83]

WHO IS WE???? 800 pages in and Chibi is still referencing to himself in plural to feel like a real pro Twitch partner with a big community.

Or is it another mental illness and he is disassociating from himself?

 

[The Wichita Lion]

Maybe he asked Googly Eyes to go with him since the totally real bisexual trans Canadian backed out or whatever

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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WHO IS WE???? 800 pages in and Chibi is still referencing to himself in plural to feel like a real pro Twitch partner with a big community.

Or is it another mental illness and he is disassociating from himself?

>Japan, we are in you

Now I'm having Vietnamese flashbacks of his Joker ERP. Thanks, Adam.

 

[GumballFapper]

WHO IS WE????

He did mention that he's planning to go to japan with a "friend" before. I assume it's googles since he has no friends

 

[Oliver Onions]

I am sure we'll be inundated with photos in short order and the mystery guest will be revealed.

Personally I hope it's Caveman.

 

[Gulls on Film]

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WHO IS WE???? 800 pages in and Chibi is still referencing to himself in plural to feel like a real pro Twitch partner with a big community.

Or is it another mental illness and he is disassociating from himself?

"We are in you."
He still hasn't learned his lesson about ERPing on his main account.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

WHO IS WE????

It's Edgeworth, duh. He's been talking to the wig.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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WHO IS WE???? 800 pages in and Chibi is still referencing to himself in plural to feel like a real pro Twitch partner with a big community.

Or is it another mental illness and he is disassociating from himself?

Who in their right mind would want to go to Japan with such a sperg much less stay in the same hotel room?

 

[OneShot119]

I’m looking forward to the shitshow this will be. And he’s going with Jaylen

Seems like he's in Japan with googly-eyes.