Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Molly Millions said:
Black beans are the most gothic beans, toobz
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Black beans to light my green verde salsa.

He's already in the negative, holy shit. Killed 4 Bug Light 40's, spent $10 per taco so likely somewhere close to $30 for two tacos after tax and tip and I'd imagine is already done with the swishers.
"My drink combo spirit knows no bounds."
 
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So this guy went to the local whorehouse. He says "gimme the biggest fattest blackest bitch in the house". So the madam sets him up, and the guy tell her to spread her legs, he takes a couple Polaroids and that's it- he makes no attempt to touch her. So upon leaving the madam says "was everything to your liking?".
"Oh yeah it was great- I'm buying a brown house and wanted to see what it looks like with pink trim".
 
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HorusLupercal said:
So this guy went to the local whorehouse. He says "gimme the biggest fattest blackest bitch in the house". So the madam sets him up, and the guy tell her to spread her legs, he takes a couple Polaroids and that's it- he makes no attempt to touch her. So upon leaving the madam says "was everything to your liking?".
"Oh yeah it was great- I'm buying a brown house and wanted to see what it looks like with pink trim".
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Superman walks into a bar and bends it.

semitooth said:
new darfliny b
we are so back
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I'm very confused. He's not gonna scrap that shit? I mean he could sell the shit as legitimat knives, I guess. Doesn't need to be sharp, both templetes will go right through you. Sorry if I missed something, but did I miss something?
 
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I guess if our dark lord thinks he's a real man for eating food that comes in toobz then we should be happy for him.

I'm more amazed that he managed to reverse engineer the Brass Monkey in the most disgusting way possible. Bud Light and Mountain Dew Volt sounds absolutely ludicrous. Even a sissy lile Josh is going to have to chug Bud straight if he actually wants to get drunk!

He's gonna need to down one of those 40s straight away and then get started on the next just to get tipsy on something that weak
 
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Shinkai said:
Good things always come to the patient cobros. We are so back
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I sent off a green chi ball in support of Cobes on Friday, coincidence?

Pascal's Wagie said:
Yes, indeed. If NAL is to be believed.
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He wouldn't remotely be able to eat stuff like this if he was remotely close to that point. Or even want to.
 
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I’m looking for a YouTuber I saw 2+ years ago

It was a dude who’d cook in this big ass kitchen, I think it might have been a commercial kitchen though and not a home kitchen

He’d cook meals from “food cows” like Kay’s cooking, cobes, and I believe scalfani

I specifically remember he made the fucked up uncooked noodle spaghetti concoction that Kay invented

Anyone know him? He didn’t have a huge number of subs
 
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KingFrampt said:
I’m looking for a YouTuber I saw 2+ years ago

It was a dude who’d cook in this big ass kitchen, I think it might have been a commercial kitchen though and not a home kitchen

He’d cook meals from “food cows” like Kay’s cooking, cobes, and I believe scalfani

I specifically remember he made the fucked up uncooked noodle spaghetti concoction that Kay invented

Anyone know him? He didn’t have a huge number of subs
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He's still going at it, just not as often as he used to. Just like our boy.
 
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